Just find a similar business somewhere nowhere near here and rip it off if you don’t want to pay. Bound to be similar in Australia, America, North Macedonia or somewhere.
Not so much not wanting to pay rather not rolling in money

But as has been said and I meant to write I know it's cheeky af to ask but shy bairns get nowt.
Will have a look at that fiverr thing, that kind of cost not prohibitive.