Author Topic: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity (Read 18505 times)

M4 · « **on:** Saturday 5 November 2011, 11:15:33 PM »

Been a need for this thread for ages, tbh imo.

Kaizero · Quote from: M4 on Saturday 5 November 2011, 11:15:33 PM

Anderson · « **Reply #2 on:** Friday 26 January 2018, 03:14:19 PM »

54 · « **Reply #3 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 02:21:06 PM »

Heron · « **Reply #4 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 02:43:07 PM »

Man City a c***s,
Man United are too.

Fugazi · « **Reply #5 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 02:55:49 PM »

Not really true though, catchy nonetheless.

joeyt · « **Reply #6 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 03:15:06 PM »

Roses are red
Manchester is blue
Without Sheikh Mansour
You'd be fighting relegation with Alan Pardew

Elric · « **Reply #7 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 03:16:43 PM »

Roses are red
Manchester is blue
f*** Pep Pardiola
and f*** Jose too.

Hanshithispantz · « **Reply #8 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 05:49:07 PM »

Roses are red
Manchester is blue
Actually it’s not
It’s many colours as it’s a city but probably more grey/green/brown

buzza · « **Reply #9 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 09:04:04 PM »

Best one for me is still the Norway commentary

Tsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 09:38:47 PM »

1964 · « **Reply #11 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 09:50:13 PM »

Was at that game. Kenny Wharton, they were not happy

Super Duper Branko Strupar · « **Reply #12 on:** Friday 16 February 2018, 10:26:37 PM »

Roses are red
Manchester is blue
Actually it’s not
It’s many colours as it’s a city but probably more grey/green/brown

summerof69 · « **Reply #13 on:** Saturday 17 February 2018, 06:58:12 PM »

an oldie

Mbemba Youre A Womble · « **Reply #14 on:** Saturday 17 February 2018, 08:07:31 PM »

Somehow I've never seen that before

Figures 1-0 Football · Newcastle United - Relegated 20 August 2017.

That’s absolutely brilliant

pinkeye · « **Reply #16 on:** Monday 19 February 2018, 10:01:36 AM »

sbnufc · « **Reply #17 on:** Saturday 24 February 2018, 07:44:18 PM »

Darth Crooks · « **Reply #18 on:** Sunday 25 February 2018, 01:55:58 PM »

Like a FIFA glitch

Exiled in Texas · « **Reply #19 on:** Sunday 25 February 2018, 04:12:03 PM »

Chelsea fans at Old Trafford singing "Just like London, your city is Blue"

firetotheworks · « **Reply #20 on:** Monday 26 February 2018, 10:35:24 PM »

Robster · « **Reply #21 on:** Monday 26 February 2018, 10:54:33 PM »

f***

Northerngimp · « **Reply #22 on:** Tuesday 27 February 2018, 11:47:26 AM »

Nobody · « **Reply #23 on:** Tuesday 27 February 2018, 12:22:57 PM »

Can't stop watching

Interpolic · « **Reply #24 on:** Sunday 11 March 2018, 11:41:31 AM »