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Offline M4

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Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« on: Saturday 5 November 2011, 11:15:33 PM »
Been a need for this thread for ages, tbh imo.



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Offline Anderson

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #2 on: Friday 26 January 2018, 03:14:19 PM »
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #3 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 02:21:06 PM »

Offline Heron

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #4 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 02:43:07 PM »
Man City a c***s,
Man United are too.

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #5 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 02:55:49 PM »


Not really true though, catchy nonetheless.
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #6 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 03:15:06 PM »
Roses are red
Manchester is blue
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Offline Elric

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #7 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 03:16:43 PM »
Roses are red
Manchester is blue
f*** Pep Pardiola
and f*** Jose too.
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Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #8 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 05:49:07 PM »
Roses are red
Manchester is blue
Actually it’s not
It’s many colours as it’s a city but probably more grey/green/brown

Offline buzza

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #9 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 09:04:04 PM »
Best one for me is still the Norway commentary ;D
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #10 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 09:38:47 PM »

Offline 1964

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #11 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 09:50:13 PM »
Was at that game.  Kenny Wharton, they were not happy

Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #12 on: Friday 16 February 2018, 10:26:37 PM »
Roses are red
Manchester is blue
Actually it’s not
It’s many colours as it’s a city but probably more grey/green/brown

:lol:
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Offline summerof69

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #13 on: Saturday 17 February 2018, 06:58:12 PM »
an oldie


Offline Mbemba Youre A Womble

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #14 on: Saturday 17 February 2018, 08:07:31 PM »
Somehow I've never seen that before  :laugh:

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #15 on: Sunday 18 February 2018, 09:57:00 AM »
That’s absolutely brilliant :lol:
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #16 on: Monday 19 February 2018, 10:01:36 AM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #18 on: Sunday 25 February 2018, 01:55:58 PM »
Like a FIFA glitch

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #19 on: Sunday 25 February 2018, 04:12:03 PM »
Chelsea fans at Old Trafford singing  "Just like London, your city is Blue"  ;D

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #21 on: Monday 26 February 2018, 10:54:33 PM »
f*** :lol:
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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 27 February 2018, 11:47:26 AM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Some Vaguely Amusing Football Jocularity
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 27 February 2018, 12:22:57 PM »
Can't stop watching :lol: