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Which is worse?

A really cold bog seat
39 (28.1%)
A 'pre-warmed' bog seat
100 (71.9%)

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Offline Big Geordie

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #75 on: Wednesday 20 April 2011, 05:25:19 PM »
You younger lads are lucky. Anyone of a similar age to me (and older) will remember the old bogs in the Gallowgate End. A gutter against a wall, no roof and I think one bog that I certainly never had the misfortune to need. Scarey times!
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Offline Northerngimp

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #76 on: Wednesday 20 April 2011, 07:01:04 PM »
I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.

I went through that phase, hard to let a rave poo go when theres bog trolls kicking about and loads of people off the nut in the bogs.


Offline Big Geordie

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #77 on: Wednesday 20 April 2011, 07:04:56 PM »
What's a 'rave' poo, for us old gits?!
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Offline adam

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #78 on: Wednesday 20 April 2011, 09:05:59 PM »
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Jimburst

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #79 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 12:32:21 AM »
:lol: :lol: Best description ever.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #80 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 12:41:14 AM »
:lol: Tis a very, very good description like.

They're always massively satisfying and scummy in equal measure.

Offline Mr. Snrub

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #81 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 12:45:01 AM »
Always get proper gassy when I'm on pills like.

Offline MW

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #82 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:04:57 AM »
Had a s*** in the Goose before the match last night, was alright
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Offline Jimburst

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #83 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:06:30 AM »
:lol:
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Disco

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #84 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:08:01 AM »
Best/worst thing about rave poos is trying to wipe your arse when you're legs have lives of their own. Nightmare.

Offline Jimburst

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #85 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 01:17:45 AM »
Don't tell me you stand to wipe?
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Disco

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #86 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:58:10 AM »
Course not

Offline pedro111

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #87 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:27:07 PM »
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Offline AliGupter

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #88 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:30:15 PM »
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.
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You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

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ObiChrisKenobi

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #89 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:43:39 PM »
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.

I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.

Offline AliGupter

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #90 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:44:35 PM »
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.

Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.

I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.

Ask the people who have met me.
Banned for 36 hours for his love of KFC, a hate crime covered up without a shred of evidence. We will never be defeated. :smugdog:

You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

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Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #91 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:50:04 PM »
Yeah, he really is that person.

ObiChrisKenobi

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #92 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:51:09 PM »
 :lol:

Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #93 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:52:56 PM »
We didn't laugh, at the time.

ObiChrisKenobi

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #94 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:53:27 PM »
 ;D

Offline AliGupter

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #95 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:56:58 PM »
Banned for 36 hours for his love of KFC, a hate crime covered up without a shred of evidence. We will never be defeated. :smugdog:

You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

Biggest Fraud 2011
Winner:  AliGupter
Runner-up:  Nobody even came close

Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #96 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:59:28 PM »
I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.

Offline AliGupter

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #97 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:01:49 PM »
I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.
Banned for 36 hours for his love of KFC, a hate crime covered up without a shred of evidence. We will never be defeated. :smugdog:

You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

Biggest Fraud 2011
Winner:  AliGupter
Runner-up:  Nobody even came close

Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #98 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:06:51 PM »
Bouncer.

Offline AliGupter

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #99 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:08:06 PM »
Banned for 36 hours for his love of KFC, a hate crime covered up without a shred of evidence. We will never be defeated. :smugdog:

You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

Biggest Fraud 2011
Winner:  AliGupter
Runner-up:  Nobody even came close