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I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.
I am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.
You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.
Quote from: pedro111 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:27:07 PMI am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying.
Quote from: AliGupter on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:30:15 PMQuote from: pedro111 on Thursday 21 April 2011, 06:27:07 PMI am a regular public shitter. But I hate the moment of terror you get when your bellend touches the bog seat. Seems to happen to me about once a week.Never the seat but it occasionally touches the floor, which can be annoying. I never had you down as someone who squats and drops where he feels like it on the street like.
I still need to find out just what the hell you were on about in The Forth, Gupter. I expect a Private Message.
Bouncer.