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Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #100 on: Thursday 21 April 2011, 07:08:18 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #101 on: Friday 22 April 2011, 12:38:35 AM »
I literally have to have a s*** every time im out on the p*ss like. Had three rave poos in Digital once for f***s sake.

One thing I've never understood about Digi is it's an alreet club but the bogs look like something out of Chernobyl or something. Always flooded and non of the doors work, ever.

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« Reply #102 on: Friday 22 April 2011, 03:04:24 AM »
Nothing like laying down some dirty work while at home parties. Then go all:
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« Reply #103 on: Friday 29 April 2011, 03:31:41 AM »
Saw this and thought of this thread immediately

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« Reply #104 on: Friday 29 April 2011, 09:55:27 AM »
Saw this and thought of this thread immediately



Very true :lol:
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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #105 on: Friday 29 April 2011, 12:37:42 PM »
Then you need to cough


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« Reply #106 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 02:16:29 AM »
Then you need to cough


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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #107 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 02:17:37 AM »
Saw this and thought of this thread immediately



Very true :lol:

Very true indeed.....

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #108 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:11:38 PM »
I quite often use public toilets for taking a dump since my guts are always f***ing rotten.

Worst experience was in John Lewis in Newcastle. I was just about to wipe my arse when I noticed the fella in the next cubicle was sliding a note to me with his foot. On it it said: "Hi I'm Martin"..... I was out of those bogs in a shot (after wiping of course) and I've not been back. Fenwicks is my choice in Newcastle now.

Only 'trainspotting' toilets I've used were some pub in Breda when I waas there for the UEFA Cup game, and the toilet at the 'away fans' pub at Arsenal - cant remember the name of the place but maybe Drayton arms?

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #109 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:14:05 PM »
Worst experience was in John Lewis in Newcastle. I was just about to wipe my arse when I noticed the fella in the next cubicle was sliding a note to me with his foot. On it it said: "Hi I'm Martin"..... I was out of those bogs in a shot (after wiping of course) and I've not been back. Fenwicks is my choice in Newcastle now.

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #110 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:15:57 PM »
:lol:

Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #111 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:15:59 PM »
Worst experience was in John Lewis in Newcastle. I was just about to wipe my arse when I noticed the fella in the next cubicle was sliding a note to me with his foot. On it it said: "Hi I'm Martin"..... I was out of those bogs in a shot (after wiping of course) and I've not been back. Fenwicks is my choice in Newcastle now.
f*** off? :lol:

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #112 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:18:07 PM »
straight up - do NOT use John Lewis' bogs ................ theres strange men in those f***ers!

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #113 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:22:52 PM »
Don't understand why people cant s*** in public. Worst I've ever done is either Mushroom bar before it got done out, or the middle of the street with betfred on in Sandyford.

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #114 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:23:19 PM »
That's probably the creepiest thing i've ever heard like, although I know for a fact i'll do it myself now to freak someone out for a laugh :lol:

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #115 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:30:03 PM »
That's probably the creepiest thing i've ever heard like, although I know for a fact i'll do it myself now to freak someone out for a laugh :lol:

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It's not nice man!

Although you wont be laughing if it's Martin you do it to!!

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #116 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:36:18 PM »
:lol:


Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #117 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:37:29 PM »
Was tempted to take a s*** in work but I held on for 6 hours. Got home, and have not been able to do it. Quite worried.

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #118 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:39:09 PM »
Was tempted to take a s*** in work but I held on for 6 hours. Got home, and have not been able to do it. Quite worried.

It's gonna come out of your mouth.

Offline broonalegeordie

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #119 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:41:36 PM »
Why would you hold a poo in at work? Unless of course you have to clock out beforehand and therefore lose out on 15 minutes pay.

On that note there nowt better than a paid double time bank holiday poo at work.

Stephen927

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #120 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:43:36 PM »
I only had 15 minutes, I wanted to eat my sandwich and read the paper. I realise now of course I could have killed three birds with one stone.

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #121 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 07:46:13 PM »
I only had 15 minutes, I wanted to eat my sandwich and read the paper. I realise now of course I could have killed three birds with one stone.

Having a s*** whilst working towards your next s***, I like it.
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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #122 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 08:01:52 PM »
Had one out in Durham last night, which was fine, but locked myself in for a while, one of the lads kicked the door out for me.
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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #123 on: Sunday 5 June 2011, 10:05:27 PM »
Had one out in Durham last night, which was fine, but locked myself in for a while, one of the lads kicked the door out for me.

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Re: Doing a poopoo in public/communal toilets
« Reply #124 on: Saturday 11 June 2011, 06:30:56 PM »
Im gunna be at the central soon, gunna have to find somewhere
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