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Offline TaylorJ_01

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #25 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 01:54:43 PM »
I'd give mine a N/A
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Offline Revolution Number 9

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #26 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 02:14:36 PM »
I don't use numbers for rating, I use football clubs. There's one for every situation. For example:

Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance? That's an Arsenal.
Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go? That's a Leeds.
Her rack bounces like children in a large inflatable castle? Take your pick from the yo-yo clubs.
On Jeremy Kyle? That's a Sunderland.
For mine I will say Spurs. She's generally entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself. Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.

Offline Segun Oluwaniyi

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #27 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 03:36:52 PM »
I don't use numbers for rating, I use football clubs. There's one for every situation. For example:

Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance? That's an Arsenal.
Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go? That's a Leeds.
Her rack bounces like children in a large inflatable castle? Take your pick from the yo-yo clubs.
On Jeremy Kyle? That's a Sunderland.
For mine I will say Spurs. She's generally entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself. Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.


Offline wormy

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #28 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 03:39:00 PM »
Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.

:lol: That bit got me in particular.

Offline cp40

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #29 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:03:56 PM »
need to post thelasses pics and let the boys rate em, tbh.

Offline SEMTEX

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #30 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:07:31 PM »
kudos to the first stupid son of a bitch who does that like :lol:

Offline wormy

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #31 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:12:09 PM »
:lol: Surely no one on this forum is that stupid?

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #32 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:13:10 PM »
Once upon a time Gash posted the Facebook of a chick he liked. If he had a gf, my money would be on him to repeat that achievement. :lol:
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Offline wormy

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #33 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:14:31 PM »
:lol: After how that went down I don't think he'd dare! I don't think he'd even give a first name away these days with your f***ing investigation skills! Didn't a banned 15 year old or something do it years ago? Kev or something?

Offline Cajun

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #34 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:15:19 PM »
Dr tc posted the back of his, we really need the front shot (same outfit) to judge though.

Offline cp40

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #35 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:15:50 PM »
Dr tc posted the back of his, we really need the front shot (same outfit) to judge though.


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Offline Revolution Number 9

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #36 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:15:56 PM »
Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.

:lol: That bit got me in particular.
Same here :lol:
For mine I will say Spurs. She's generally entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself. Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.

Offline Segun Oluwaniyi

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #37 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:16:43 PM »
When I consider that Yorkie's ass is currently plastered over the forum, I fully believe that someone on here is that stupid. After facebook, people seem far to eager to expose everything about their lives on the internet.

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #38 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:18:28 PM »
My ex was genuinely a 10 like. Before that a 7 and before that a 3.

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #39 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:19:54 PM »
My ex was genuinely a 10 like. Before that a 7 and before that a 3.

A 10 is a Scarlett, was she a Scarlett? If so, why is she now your ex? You silly man. :razz:
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Offline wormy

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #40 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:22:51 PM »
Duude! Scarlett in that new perfume ad  :o

On the subject, last ex was probably about a 5 tbh. Nowt special.

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #41 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:26:45 PM »
My ex was genuinely a 10 like. Before that a 7 and before that a 3.

A 10 is a Scarlett, was she a Scarlett? If so, why is she now your ex? You silly man. :razz:

...because I f***ed off to Japan, and aye she was pretty much a 10. Like a mixture of Charlize Theron and Kirsten Dunst.

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #42 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:28:23 PM »
My ex was genuinely a 10 like. Before that a 7 and before that a 3.

A 10 is a Scarlett, was she a Scarlett? If so, why is she now your ex? You silly man. :razz:

...because I f***ed off to Japan, and aye she was pretty much a 10. Like a mixture of Charlize Theron and Kirsten Dunst.

Go make amends, man! Seriously! :lol:

Unless her personality really stinks, of course.
If you're bored when you're alone, you're in bad company.

Offline SEMTEX

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #43 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:31:03 PM »
My ex was genuinely a 10 like. Before that a 7 and before that a 3.

A 10 is a Scarlett, was she a Scarlett? If so, why is she now your ex? You silly man. :razz:

...because I f***ed off to Japan, and aye she was pretty much a 10. Like a mixture of Charlize Theron and Kirsten Dunst.

Go make amends, man! Seriously! :lol:

Unless her personality really stinks, of course.

Who are you!?  :harry:

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #44 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:37:08 PM »
My ex was genuinely a 10 like. Before that a 7 and before that a 3.

A 10 is a Scarlett, was she a Scarlett? If so, why is she now your ex? You silly man. :razz:

...because I f***ed off to Japan, and aye she was pretty much a 10. Like a mixture of Charlize Theron and Kirsten Dunst.

Go make amends, man! Seriously! :lol:

Unless her personality really stinks, of course.

Haha, I tried a few weeks ago, but the spark had gone. Extinguished in the night by my Asian curiosity. She's not blonde any more either, so she doesn't look like either of the above now.

Offline LucaAltieri

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #45 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:38:11 PM »
N-O Christmas Special.... everyone PM the photos to Dave then we can try to match the munter to the poster.

...winner gets to the keep the lass of his choosing.

Offline Doctor Zaius

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #46 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:39:04 PM »
pics or stfu.

the lot of you.

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #47 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 04:59:42 PM »
I don't use numbers for rating, I use football clubs. There's one for every situation. For example:

Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance? That's an Arsenal.
Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go? That's a Leeds.
Her rack bounces like children in a large inflatable castle? Take your pick from the yo-yo clubs.
On Jeremy Kyle? That's a Sunderland.
For mine I will say Spurs. She's generally entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself. Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.



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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #48 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 05:02:07 PM »
For mine I will say Spurs. She's generally entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself. Creates far too much drama for someone of so little importance.

 :lol: :lol:
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Offline wormy

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Re: How hot is your girlfriend/wife?
« Reply #49 on: Monday 29 November 2010, 05:15:55 PM »
Have we still got that Baba quotes thread? Needs to be revived, solely for that :lol: