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Tall Striker

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Newcastle
« on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:12:07 PM »
Home to...

The Premier League's greatest ever striker:



The nicest view you'll get in the country while enjoying a pint:



The worlds most attractive woman:



The worlds best spin bowler:



The worlds most famous ale:



The Premier Leagues current top scorer:



The Premier Leagues top scorer from midfield:



Sting:



The world most participated in half marathon:




What a place.

Good day to you all.
« Last Edit: Saturday 22 November 2014, 08:03:18 PM by Wullie »

Offline Northerngimp

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:13:19 PM »
Sting doesnt live here anymore.

Tall Striker

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:14:51 PM »
Sting doesnt live here anymore.

Where you live and the city you class as 'home' are surely two different things?

Online Yorkie

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:21:10 PM »
Proud to be a resident of. :smitten:

Offline Dokko

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:29:31 PM »
Sunderland

Home to....

Nissan



Knock off Tyne bridge



Wearside Jack



England Vs Turkey Hooligans



Lots of empty seats



The Bridges (where they train police)  :lol:



Big defeats











Tall Striker

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:31:15 PM »
:facepalm:

Offline Neil

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:31:34 PM »
lolz omg obsessed.
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline Foluwashola

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:36:02 PM »
That's harsh, you're forgetting their biggest export.



King of the mincers.

Offline Tooj

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:43:39 PM »
That's harsh, you're forgetting their biggest export.



King of the mincers.

He's not from Sunderland though.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Online WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:45:43 PM »
Swanny also doesn't live here, nor is he from here.  He's merely a fan of NUFC.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Online joeyt

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:46:00 PM »
Graeme Swann isn't from Newcastle or live there

firetotheworks

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:47:05 PM »
Good post, aside from Sting.

Tall Striker

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:47:14 PM »
Graeme Swann isn't from Newcastle

Where did I say it's where they're from?

It's the place they call 'home'.

Technically Carroll's from Gateshead but never mind...

Offline Foluwashola

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:47:24 PM »
That's harsh, you're forgetting their biggest export.



King of the mincers.

He's not from Sunderland though.

He supports the mackems out of choice?

What a daftie.

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:50:15 PM »
Graeme Swann isn't from Newcastle

Where did I say it's where they're from?

It's the place they call 'home'.

Technically Carroll's from Gateshead but never mind...
don't think Swanny would call Newcastle 'home' either.  His dad might though.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Nobody

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:51:42 PM »
Tevez is top scorer in the PL, isn't he?

firetotheworks

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 04:57:32 PM »

The Father of Railways


The first street in the world to have electric street lights (Mosley Street)





Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:01:38 PM »
A team supported by the greatest PM of recent times?

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:03:50 PM »
High class Ale houses











Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Foluwashola

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:03:54 PM »
A team supported by the greatest PM of recent times?

Maggie supported the toon?

Offline cp40

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:04:52 PM »

Offline Fugazi

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:06:32 PM »
I think Sting has had Wallsend erased from his memory, the kernt.
Consider winning

Offline wormy

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:09:24 PM »
Home to...

The worlds most attractive woman:



What a place.

Good day to you all.

FYP

Offline Ian W

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:21:25 PM »
Some credit to the Heed please, we produced Andy Carroll!

That nice view is also basically of Gateshead.

(I know Newcastle is much better BTW)

Online Yorkie

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Re: Newcastle.
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 05:24:24 PM »
The nicest view you'll get in the country while enjoying a pint:



Is this from a specific bar/pub?