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Offline Neil

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #675 on: Friday 5 March 2010, 02:51:07 AM »
Blimey, not sure I've done this. Anyway:

NAME: Neil
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: Darlo
WHEREABOUTS: Sandyford
JOB: Tax dodger
FAVOURITE CLUB: Everton
FAVOURITE BAND: Muse/Reel Big Fish
FAVOURITE FOOD: A big Sunday roast. Lovely jubbly.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Ach, no favourite. Bottle of Broon on a hot afternoon, perhaps.
FAVOURITE PLACE: Barely travelled so I can't choose from much. Had a grand time in fair old Germany a few years ago.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Family Guy, Simpsons, Newswipe, Scrubs, HIGNFY, MasterChef, etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: Pulp Fiction.
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loads, can't get enough of them.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Big Dunc, Paul Rideout, Ronaldinho.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gerrard, Gary Neville, Benitez, Wenger.
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle
OTHER SPORTS: Snooker/pool if you can count those as sports, play a bit of tennis, golf occasionally.
ROLE MODEL(S): Hmm. Family, probably.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:  Do myself proud, do my family proud, get some weight off, get a good degree and make the most of life![/corny].
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Do a bungee jump, run the London Marathon, see Everton win the league (I can dream), try to travel as much as is viable (really want to experience different cultures), and be a (good) father/husband in the future hopefully!
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline Pilko

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #676 on: Friday 5 March 2010, 04:22:04 PM »
Will just update this bit I reckon:

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Score for NOFC, go to uni in a few years, go on a few European adventures, marry an attractive rich lady with 'ample' boobies (cheers Neil and your sig), get myself into shape and change diet etc (ha!).
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline Disco

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #677 on: Saturday 6 March 2010, 12:32:15 AM »


FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish


Less Than Jake are better.

Offline Neil

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #678 on: Saturday 6 March 2010, 12:42:46 AM »


FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish


Less Than Jake are better.

Debatable. I think RBF have more about them but can't see them going on much longer.
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline Disco

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #679 on: Saturday 6 March 2010, 12:47:43 AM »


FAVOURITE BAND: Reel Big Fish


Less Than Jake are better.

Debatable. I think RBF have more about them but can't see them going on much longer.

LTJ are getting better with age on the otherhand. RBF are still class like just love LTJ. (should really add to the embarressing bands thread)
« Last Edit: Wednesday 24 March 2010, 01:34:45 AM by Disco »

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #680 on: Tuesday 23 March 2010, 11:21:19 PM »
REAL NAME: Craig Dickinson
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: York
WHEREABOUTS: Selby
JOB: Student/Part Time Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Tinchy Stryder
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag Bol
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopperberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer AM, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Given, Zidane, Messi, Bullard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gary Neville, Cattermole, Gerrard, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree and get a high earning job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, see Newcastle win a major trophy, own a supercar, travel the world,

ObiChrisKenobi

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #681 on: Thursday 1 April 2010, 09:44:36 PM »
REAL NAME: Craig Dickinson
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: York
WHEREABOUTS: Selby
JOB: Student/Part Time Sales Assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle United
FAVOURITE BAND: Tinchy Stryder
FAVOURITE FOOD: Spag Bol
FAVOURITE DRINK: Kopperberg
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Soccer AM, Family Guy, Simpsons, Friends
FAVOURITE FILM: Snatch
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson, Given, Zidane, Messi, Bullard
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Gary Neville, Cattermole, Gerrard, Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: Golf, Athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): Shearer
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish my degree and get a high earning job
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get married, have kids, see Newcastle win a major trophy, own a supercar, travel the world,

WELCOME!

Well, its official - I'm old.

Who are they?

Offline Cajun

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #682 on: Friday 2 April 2010, 09:52:01 AM »
He is a rapper who is about 4ft tall.

I imagine he won't have masses of fans on here but being "street" I have his album and it's pretty good. Some decent gym tunes on there too [/gym bore].

Stephen927

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #683 on: Saturday 3 April 2010, 09:46:22 PM »
She’s like oh there’s Stryderman
Top east London writer man
If anyone can then Stryder can
got her caught on the web like Spiderman

lankybellwipe

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #684 on: Sunday 4 April 2010, 08:23:26 AM »
As most of you will know, I am a huge fan of Vic and Bob. They uncovered a comedy niche, in that they can say the most ridiculously stupid things which have no 'punchline' or the slightest element of sense, they have never told  a joke, and yet are hilarious. I feel the same pattern can be applied to Rap. Rappers are gifted with the ability of making up utter gibberish out of any word they like, to fit into a tune :kinnear:

Offline GarethH

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #685 on: Wednesday 28 April 2010, 09:42:37 PM »
Been on here a couple of weeks and just noticed this thread, so here it goes:

REAL NAME: Gareth Hall
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields but consider myself from Jarrow as I've lived there all my life.
WHEREABOUTS: Jarrow
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Killers or maybe Hadouken!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Quite partial too a curry
FAVOURITE DRINK: Diet Coke, Corona w/ lime
FAVOURITE PLACE: Marmaris, Turkey
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost, Flash Foward, Soccer AM
FAVOURITE FILM: Toy Story
FAVOURITE SHARK: Jaws
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Stevie G, Jimmy Bullard, Jose M, Wenger, SBR
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Harry Redknapp, Fergie
OTHER TEAMS: LA Lakers
OTHER SPORTS: Basketball
ROLE MODEL(S): Dwight Howard (Basketball player)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get a degree, become an accountant
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a degree, become an accountant, get myself into better shape, get married, have kids

Offline Segun Oluwaniyi

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #686 on: Wednesday 28 April 2010, 09:51:51 PM »
Dwight Howard?

:thup:

Though I'm struggling to see how a 17 year old from North East England is going to follow in the footsteps of a 7 foot tall muscular man mountain that fouls too much.

Offline GarethH

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #687 on: Wednesday 28 April 2010, 10:27:27 PM »
Dwight Howard?

:thup:

Though I'm struggling to see how a 17 year old from North East England is going to follow in the footsteps of a 7 foot tall muscular man mountain that fouls too much.
It's more of that I see him as a great bloke, probably one of the best professionals in the NBA. But yeah I'm some way from blocking shots into the stratosphere and dunking on about 2 or 3 guys with ease.

Offline madras

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #688 on: Wednesday 28 April 2010, 11:05:09 PM »
get a degree and become an accountant.


dearie me....dearie dearie me.  :( :banghead: and  :duff:
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #689 on: Wednesday 28 April 2010, 11:07:37 PM »
get a degree and become an accountant.


dearie me....dearie dearie me.  :( :banghead: and  :duff:

:knuppel2: or more accurately next time :vtec:

Offline GarethH

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #690 on: Thursday 29 April 2010, 03:33:32 PM »
get a degree and become an accountant.


dearie me....dearie dearie me.  :( :banghead: and  :duff:
What would be wrong with that?

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #691 on: Saturday 1 May 2010, 10:14:06 PM »
Hello hello hello

REAL NAME: Joe
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Stoke on Trent
WHEREABOUTS: Leicester
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Oceansize
FAVOURITE FOOD: Lasagna (like Garfield)
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coffee
FAVOURITE PLACE: The Alps
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show
FAVOURITE FILM: anything from Home Alone to Into The Wild
FAVOURITE SHARK: saw sharks
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Phillippe Albert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: El Hadji Diouf
OTHER TEAMS: Leicester Tigers
OTHER SPORTS: Running, cycling and squash
ROLE MODEL(S): None
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Finish degree in cell physiology and pharmacology then see what happens
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Iron man triathlon, marry, good job, grow up and yer mam.

Offline indi

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #692 on: Saturday 1 May 2010, 10:16:00 PM »
Evington or Clarendon Park?

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #693 on: Saturday 1 May 2010, 11:35:03 PM »
Clarendon Park, studied here yourself?

Offline indi

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #694 on: Saturday 1 May 2010, 11:39:11 PM »
Aye, a while ago now though.

MrIrrelevant

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #695 on: Monday 24 May 2010, 06:44:12 PM »
REAL NAME: Nathan
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Split time between Bolton/Preston these days
JOB: Full time student/part time as a sales assistant at Morrisons/work behind a bar at nights
FAVOURITE CLUB: NUFC
FAVOURITE BAND: Linkin Park
FAVOURITE FOOD: Curry, hotter the better!
FAVOURITE DRINK: Depends what mood I'm in
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle/Copenhagen/Boston, USA
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost/True Blood/Fringe
FAVOURITE FILM: Shawshank Redemption/Good Will Hunting/Saving Private Ryan/American History X
FAVOURITE SHARK: Loan
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer/Shay Given/Sir Bobby
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Steven Gerrard/Roy Keane
OTHER TEAMS: New England Patriots (NFL), Boston Bruins (NHL)
OTHER SPORTS: American football (NFL), Ice Hockey (NHL)
ROLE MODEL(S): Wes Welker (American football wide receiver)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Graduate Uni, hopefully cadge a job writing for a newspaper.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Solo skydive 2. Attend a Super Bowl 3. Attend a World Cup Final 4. Go to Roskilde music festival in Denmark 5. Punch Roy Keane  :angry:

Offline madras

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #696 on: Tuesday 25 May 2010, 01:05:12 AM »
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #697 on: Tuesday 25 May 2010, 01:12:12 AM »
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?

A wee bit mental but some posts had me in stitches, think I might stick around a while  O0

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #698 on: Tuesday 25 May 2010, 07:15:02 PM »
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?

A wee bit mental but some posts had me in stitches, think I might stick around a while  O0

Just don't mention lost, whatever you do!

MrIrrelevant

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #699 on: Tuesday 25 May 2010, 07:30:35 PM »
you picked a good night. what do you think of it so far ?

A wee bit mental but some posts had me in stitches, think I might stick around a while  O0

Just don't mention lost, whatever you do!

Like where it turns out John Locke is actually Keyser Soze?