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Offline Pilko

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #575 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 10:30:39 PM »
I have to disagree with cp40. Pretty much all the gospel views (apart from Haz and his rather different 'gospel' views) come from madras.
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

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« Reply #576 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 10:32:36 PM »
aye.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline ChezGiven

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« Reply #577 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:14:43 PM »
When he hasn't got splinters in his ring-piece, aye.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #578 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:32:19 PM »
When he hasn't got splinters in his ring-piece, aye.

What's wrong with sitting on the fence. At least when you sit on the fence you can see both sides of the argument rather than merely being able to see the fence from one side only

I'm all for splinters in one's ring-piece. :nods:
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

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« Reply #579 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:55:10 PM »
in a world too easily seen in black and white. i introduce the gray.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #580 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:57:56 PM »
Grey, tbh. You're not Mike. Sort it out.

f***ing Yank spellings, ffs. :rant:
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline madras

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« Reply #581 on: Wednesday 23 September 2009, 11:59:13 PM »
Grey, tbh. You're not Mike. Sort it out.

f***ing Yank spellings, ffs. :rant:
shut it you. it was very close to being gravy.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #582 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 12:56:33 AM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:

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« Reply #583 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 03:19:20 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

Offline indi

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« Reply #584 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 10:58:21 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #585 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 10:59:21 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline madras

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« Reply #586 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:01:35 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline indi

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« Reply #587 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:04:43 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?

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« Reply #588 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:05:25 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #589 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:05:43 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

And that is your inalienable right, brethren! :nods:
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline indi

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« Reply #590 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:09:41 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.

Offline madras

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« Reply #591 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:11:08 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline indi

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« Reply #592 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:16:39 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.

Offline madras

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« Reply #593 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:18:29 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #594 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:20:56 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline madras

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #595 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:25:01 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline indi

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« Reply #596 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:29:47 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???

Don't know, just am.

I know quite a few other people's - yours for example - usually because they told me, but madras keeps dropping hints but never tells, it's a mystery and mysteries are interesting. :dontknow:

Offline indi

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« Reply #597 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:30:54 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)

Offline madras

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Re: The ALL NEW ® “Introduce yourself to the forum” Thread
« Reply #598 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:33:10 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline indi

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« Reply #599 on: Thursday 24 September 2009, 11:36:49 PM »
thanks for the warm welcome guys!
i say that to all but madras cause someone (cp40) told me to.. : :sadnod:



 ;D soz madars.

hes not too bad DWS,....but he is Old.

And he has a mysterious job. :nods:

It's not that mysterious. :nope:
i never claimed it was. i'd just rather it wasn't common knowledge.

You realise that the day I figure it out is mentioned in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse?
best you don't know then eh ?

Depends. If that takeover thread gets much longer I think it's in all our interests for you to tell me and get it over with.
it's not that interesting. one day you'll find out and think "what was all the hassle about?"

Oh, I'm under no illusions, it's only interesting to me because I don't know and I've been trying to figure it out for such a long time.
and then when you find out "is it the truth ?"

indi - why are you so obsessed with madras's occupation and not so much with anyone elses? ???
his mam told him what his father done for a living (biological dad that is,not the bloke his mams married to) and he wants to know if he's pilkos brother.

Are you saying my Dad's a fairy?








(wonder if anyone'll get that?)
no. he's my green furry lipped squid.

(they'll deffo not get that)

Not sure I do either, but thinking about it you might have been giving me a hint. Are you a TV repair man?