REAL NAME: Carlyle
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Santa Barbara, California just (moved to Jesmond when I was six weeks old)
WHEREABOUTS: Back in Santa Barbara for the past three years now
JOB: Government analyst and freelance political consultant
ONLY CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: so many... right now its mostly Kasabian, Bloc Party, Libertines and FranzFerdinand ask me in a week and it will be different.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer allkinds except Coors which is p*ss and is owned by right wing fascists
FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy The Vampire Slayer... and I am not ashamed
FAVOURITE FILM: Blade Runner (Director's Cut)
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead - no question, surprised more people did not go for Basking or Mako
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Don't really get into the hero worship thing but I do like Nobby, Tino and of course Alan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinny Jones, Eric Cantona
OTHER TEAMS: None - but I do ocassionally go to LA Galaxy games... but only because other people make me.
OTHER SPORTS: I watch nothing else and find most sports dull, but like to spend time outdoors kayaking, swimming, snorkling, hiking, etc.
ROLE MODEL(S): The Gracci Brothers, Spartacus, Harry Hotspur, Crazy Horse, Harry S. Truman... the usual I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spending as much time having fun as possible, searching for Satori, etc.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.