Topic: Introduce yourself to the forum

[Sifu]

REAL NAME: Simon
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact)
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Green Day
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke with Lemon
FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, South Park, Desperate Housewives, Punk'd
FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, C Ronaldo, Rooney
OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union
ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Try to be successful with school, pass my driving test before I'm 18.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family

[Geordiesned]

REAL NAME: Sned (honest!  )
AGE: 30
BIRTHPLACE: Ashington (home of the Charltons)
WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay
JOB: Flange inspector
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese
FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife beater
FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost (at the moment), 24, The Office, Extras, Pheonix Nights, Nighty Night, Only Fools and Horses
FAVOURITE FILM: Haven't got one but a few high on the list are; Heat, The Killing Fields and Dual
FAVOURITE SHARK: Me on a night out!
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro, Sir Les, Tino, Special K, Phillipe Albert
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, David Speedie, Dennis Wise
OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay
OTHER SPORTS: Running, swimming, golf
ROLE MODEL(S): Steve Redgrave
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pack in my job and start doing something that challenges me
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit every league ground in the top 4 divisions, marry and have bairns, spread the Geordie gospel all around the world, run the New York marathon, learn a language (Spanish or Italian)

[Aphrodite]

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[Jimburst]

REAL NAME: James Hurst
AGE:15
BIRTHPLACE:Kendal, cumbria
WHEREABOUTS:Kirkby Stephen, cumbria
JOB:N/A
FAVOURITE BAND:Jack Johnson or rage against the machine
FAVOURITE FOOD:Maccarone cheese (sp?) or a good sarnie
FAVOURITE DRINK:fizzy stuff
FAVOURITE PLACE:St james'
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Horizon, Scrubs, everybody loves ramond, jack dee @ apollo, spaced,
FAVOURITE FILM: Team america (f*** yea!)
FAVOURITE SHARK:tiger?
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan shearer, stuart pearce, nolberto solano
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Roy b****** Keane, rooney, cristiano ronaldo
OTHER TEAMS:Porto
OTHER SPORTS:hockey, rugby
ROLE MODEL(S):Alan Shearer, "the man who's skin fell off"
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:6th form, uni
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:eat, sleep, drink, go to a toon match (H) go to a toon match (A)

[broonalegeordie]

REAL NAME: CRAIG SNOWDON
AGE: 20
BIRTHPLACE: NEWCASTLE UP ON TYNE, ENGERLAND
WHEREABOUTS: RYTON
JOB: UNEMPLOYED STUDENT BUM
FAVOURITE BAND: NOWT
FAVOURITE FOOD: INDIAN - CHICKEN VINDALOO / LAMB ROGAN JOSH
FAVOURITE DRINK: COCA COLA / TEA / CARLING EXTRA COLD
FAVOURITE PLACE: AMSTERDAM
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): NEIGHBOURS / LOST
FAVOURITE FILM: FOOTBALL FACTORY
FAVOURITE SHARK: I HAVE A GOLD FISH
FOOTBALLING HEROES: ROBERT LEE, PETER BEARDSLEY, NIKKI PAPAVASILOU, SIR LES, ALAN SHEARER
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: JOSE ANTUNES FUMACA, ANDERSSON, SHOLA
OTHER TEAMS: RYTON UNDER 18S
OTHER SPORTS: TOPLESS DARTS
ROLE MODEL(S): ME MA'
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: DIE BEFORE I'M 50
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: TALK TO A GIRL, TOUCH A GIRL, KISS A GIRL, FINGER A GIRL, HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A GIRL

[Hatful Of Hollow]

REAL NAME: Gary
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Rake Lane, North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Wallsend
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE BAND: Boards Of Canada (at the moment)
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Cherry Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE: Portugal
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show, Green Wing, The Office, People Like Us, Pheonix Nights, The Sopranos, Nighty Night, Spaced, Father Ted, Seinfeld
FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting
FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White  blueconfused.gif
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Solano, Zidane
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo, Lee Hendrie, Don Hutchison

[scouse and proud]

REAL NAME: Carl
FAVOURITE CLUB:Liverpool
AGE:14
BIRTHPLACE:Liverpool
WHEREABOUTS:Liverpool
JOB:School
FAVOURITE BAND:Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak, egg and chips.
FAVOURITE DRINK:Coke
FAVOURITE PLACE:Anfield
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Anything by Peter Kay.
FAVOURITE FILM:Saving Private Ryan
FAVOURITE SHARK:?
FOOTBALLING HEROES:Jamie Carragher, Kenny Dalglish, Robbie Fowler
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard,
OTHER TEAMS:Liverpool Reserves
OTHER SPORTS:Boxing, Cricket.
ROLE MODEL(S):Jamie Carragher, James J. Braddock.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dunno what I want to do yet.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See Liverpool win the league, Go on the pitch at Anfield, watch a boxing fight in Vegas, Fly a plane, drive a ferrari.

[Nicos Papavasiliou]

Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields.
I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer
I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films

My favourite Shark would be David Fralick.
My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/)

My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future.

Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well.

[safc]

REAL NAME: Mark
AGE: 16
BIRTHPLACE: Blackpool
WHEREABOUTS: Sunderland
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Sunderland
FAVOURITE BAND: Travis
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chocolate
FAVOURITE DRINK: Latte
FAVOURITE PLACE: House
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost and Desperate Housewives
FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Naill Quinn.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Clark
OTHER TEAMS: Blackpool & Aberdeen
OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League
ROLE MODEL(S): N/A
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass AS and A Levels, go to Uni become a Physiotherapist.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Get a girlfriend :oops:
Travel the world
See SAFC win something worthwhile
Pass all my exams, and get my job.
Take early retirement to enjoy the rest of my life.

[JPFIN]

REAL NAME: Jussi
AGE: 25
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki
WHEREABOUTS: Finland
JOB: sales/marketing assistant
FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) HJK Helsinki
FAVOURITE BAND: -
FAVOURITE FOOD: perfect steak/pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: coca cola/beer
FAVOURITE PLACE: our hang around/music training flat we share with 10guys
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): seinfeld, conan o'brien, oz
FAVOURITE FILM: casino, pulp fiction, lord of the rings
FAVOURITE SHARK:  blueconfused.gif
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jari Litmanen, Alan Shearer
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: el hadji diouf
OTHER TEAMS: -
OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, formula 1, athletics
ROLE MODEL(S): none
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: make some money and live a happy life.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp

[TêteDeMaure]

REAL NAME:Kay
AGE: 17
BIRTHPLACE: South Shields
WHEREABOUTS: South Shields
JOB: Student
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: The Libertines/ Yeah Yeah Yeah's
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta
FAVOURITE DRINK: Water (recovering fizzy pop addict)
FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Marseille
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, Nighty Night
FAVOURITE FILM: Lots,
FAVOURITE SHARK:Cookie Cutter, Tiger
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Laurent Robert, Tino, Bellamy in feyenord
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Joe Cole, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, Wayne Rooney, DECO  blueupset.gif, Bellamy now.
OTHER TEAMS: Marseille, I also watch out for Heerenveen.
OTHER SPORTS: TENNIS and all others really, bar motorbikes.
ROLE MODEL(S): Amelie Mauresmo ( tennis wise), can't think.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get all forms of study out of the way, A2's the starting point. Do little and get alot of money for it, and to travel around europe a bit.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Win a wimbledon final, and hoy my newcastle top on when i do so  bluebiggrin.gif
On a lesser scale, actually getting a ticket for wimbledon, any game, preferably a big one but im not fussy i love tennis.
See NUFC dominate europe
See NUFC win everything
Pop to Venice. 

[Alan Shearer 9]

Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields.
I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer
I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films

My favourite Shark would be David Fralick.
My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/)

My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future.

Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well.

Sergio Leone, you legend! Sorry I get over excited by these things  bluebiggrin.gif Viva Leone!

[Aphrodite]

Me and a friend wrote three or four episodes of a sitcom about a group of hapless thieves. We sent it off to the Beeb who sent it back saying they liked it and would like to see more stuff. We never got round to it in the end and he's at Uni in Norwich so I don't see him too often. It's on my to-do list though.

Was that Tim Lewis?

[Elric]

REAL NAME: Paul
AGE: 22
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
WHEREABOUTS: Compto... errr... Blaydon on Tyne
JOB: Tax credits call centre monkey
FAVOURITE BAND: Too many to name.
FAVOURITE FOOD: I'll eat pretty much anything. Pasta, Chinese, Pizza, Curry, whatever.
FAVOURITE DRINK: Green Tea. With Lemon
FAVOURITE PLACE: My Room. Or more specifically, my bed.
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Futurama, Simpsons, Sopranos, X-Files
FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club
FAVOURITE SHARK: Never tasted one.
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Ferdinand, Ronnie
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie
ROLE MODEL(S): My Mam.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make lots of money, get my own place and car.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel the world (Japan, China, South America, Egypt, North America... everywhere really), learn at least 4 languages, get married, have kids, achieve immortality.

[HTT]

What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

[Alan Shearer 9]

What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

there's a lot of crap, but IMO, there's some of the best telly ever made, like for instance The Sopranos, and errmmm....... maybe you've got a point actually 

[PM]

REAL NAME: Paul

Cracking name that.

[nufc1984]

REAL NAME:Jay Cockerill
AGE: 21
BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle
JOB: Plumber
FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: JUNK mainly,try to eat healthy but fail miserably never put weight on and never loose it!
FAVOURITE DRINK:coffee,2 sugars
FAVOURITE PLACE: Mine and my partners bed!!
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): little britain,the office,the league of gentleman,footie first (  )
FAVOURITE FILM: Mystic River
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Asprilla,sir les,big al the list goes on...
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Tim cahill,i dont hate anyone more!
ROLE MODEL(S): My dad,of course! he has done everything for me.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Me and my partner will hopefuly marry and have kids!
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:Get married,have kids(as mentioned),go to america and see my step-brother who i have never seen before,just to do everything i can before i die...live life to th max etx etc!!!

[paddy]

REAL NAME: shaun
AGE: 30 and 3 days
BIRTHPLACE: hexham
WHEREABOUTS: blackburn
JOB: driver
FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: coldplay/oasis
FAVOURITE FOOD: chinkies
FAVOURITE DRINK: coffee
FAVOURITE PLACE:SJP
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Footie, soaps
FAVOURITE FILM: star wars ep 4,5,6
FAVOURITE SHARK: eh! get a life!! ;-)
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Wor Jackie, Sir Les, Al Keeeegan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane, David Speedie
OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle Utd Res, NUFC jnrs
OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, darts, cricket, egg chasing
ROLE MODEL(S): Graham Norton and Julian Cleary (kiddin)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: live long and prosper ( and get 6 numbers on lotto)
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Dive the great barrier reef, see the toon win something, see the toon win something else, see my kids grow and be successful, have a happy life

[Aphrodite]

What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

That's meant to be what BBC3 was meant to be about, but its lost its way a bit now.

[nufc1984]

REAL NAME: John W
AGE: 19
BIRTHPLACE: North Shields
WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth
JOB: Shop Assistant
FAVOURITE BAND: The Matches
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza
FAVOURITE DRINK: Boddingtons
FAVOURITE PLACE: Beach
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I'm Alan Partridge, Extra's, The Day Today, The Office etc.
FAVOURITE FILM: The Usual Suspects
FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee.
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage.
OTHER TEAMS:Barcelona
OTHER SPORTS: There's other sports?
ROLE MODEL(S):David Brent (fictional)
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea, make my band good, i think.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Move out of my hometown,
See Newcastle win something.
Inherit Newcastle United from a distant relative
Punch a snake
Live a long life.

ACE 

[CaliMag]

REAL NAME: Carlyle
AGE: 34
BIRTHPLACE: Santa Barbara, California just (moved to Jesmond when I was six weeks old)
WHEREABOUTS: Back in Santa Barbara for the past three years now
JOB: Government analyst and freelance political consultant
ONLY CLUB: Newcastle
FAVOURITE BAND: so many... right now its mostly Kasabian, Bloc Party, Libertines and FranzFerdinand ask me in a week and it will be different.
FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi
FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer allkinds except Coors which is p*ss and is owned by right wing fascists
FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds
FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy The Vampire Slayer... and I am not ashamed
FAVOURITE FILM: Blade Runner (Director's Cut)
FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead - no question, surprised more people did not go for Basking or Mako
FOOTBALLING HEROES: Don't really get into the hero worship thing but I do like Nobby, Tino and of course Alan
FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinny Jones, Eric Cantona
OTHER TEAMS: None - but I do ocassionally go to LA Galaxy games... but only because other people make me.
OTHER SPORTS: I watch nothing else and find most sports dull, but like to spend time outdoors kayaking, swimming, snorkling, hiking, etc.
ROLE MODEL(S): The Gracci Brothers, Spartacus, Harry Hotspur, Crazy Horse, Harry S. Truman... the usual I suppose.
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spending as much time having fun as possible, searching for Satori, etc.
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.

[nufc1984]

there are some very strange futures being planned on this board!!

quite scary!!!! 

[broonalegeordie]

i agree - kids and marriage!!! argh!!

[nufc1984]

i actually put that,and that is quite common..

but this isnt:

"write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception" 

"Punch a snake"   

ETC ETC