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Offline Mick

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Re: Shola Ameobi leaves Gaziantep Büyükşehir Belediyespor
« Reply #25 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:38:46 AM »
Basically, is there anything to salvage from this wreck?

No, he's got worse as he's put weight on and bulked up.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:39:38 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:40:00 AM »
Will always maintain that he had/has the ability to have been a really good player.

Just a lazy player though, never put any effort and as a result he's f***ing useless. Talent will only get you so far, unfair really that there are people out there who'd run through walls to play football for a living when players like Shola don't bother their arse.

He'll do as a back-up for Carroll for this season though, I suppose.

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« Reply #28 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:40:17 AM »
Basically, is there anything to salvage from this wreck?

No, he's got worse as he's put weight on and bulked up.

Very true.

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« Reply #29 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:40:27 AM »
Due to his record in derby matches i'm not going to knock the lad.

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« Reply #30 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:43:04 AM »
Basically, is there anything to salvage from this wreck?

No, he's got worse as he's put weight on and bulked up.

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

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« Reply #31 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:43:25 AM »
How on earth can you hate Shola? The man's cool as ice :lol: Don't see why people are moaning about his performance against Accrington, didn't play particularly well but scored and at the end of the day that's what he's paid to do. Always seems to pop up with a goal when we need one. Daft thread tbh.

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« Reply #32 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:45:21 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.
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« Reply #33 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:46:08 AM »
How on earth can you hate Shola? The man's cool as ice :lol: Don't see why people are moaning about his performance against Accrington, didn't play particularly well but scored and at the end of the day that's what he's paid to do. Always seems to pop up with a goal when we need one. Daft thread tbh.

The Accrington match motivated me to create the thread, but it's not the prime reason, obviously, rather it's his shambling performances in a B&W for nearly a decade that did it.

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« Reply #34 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:49:30 AM »
I'm not allowed to slate him anymore :(

Girl at work is quite good mates with him and his wife and she hates people slagging him off - which I'm glad she said that, as when she originally mentioned him I was about to launch into a rant about his shitness :lol:

His sister Titi is f***ing mental btw. He'd be a bit better if he had some of her energy and charisma.

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« Reply #35 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:49:31 AM »
How on earth can you hate Shola? The man's cool as ice :lol: Don't see why people are moaning about his performance against Accrington, didn't play particularly well but scored and at the end of the day that's what he's paid to do. Always seems to pop up with a goal when we need one. Daft thread tbh.

The Accrington match motivated me to create the thread, but it's not the prime reason, obviously, rather it's his shambling performances in a B&W for nearly a decade that did it.

Bit of an odd one to target. Obviously he should have been sold ages ago before we briefly lost our PL status. Still he's a fringe player, and I think he knows it now, who scored some important goals last year and seems to be fairly decent at finding the net. Injuries have been Shola's main problem, had the potential to be a very good player early on but staying fit has always been a challenge.

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« Reply #36 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:54:53 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

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« Reply #37 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:55:09 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Aye. He's lost his agility and become even slower and more predictable.

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« Reply #38 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:55:46 AM »
I'm not allowed to slate him anymore :(

Girl at work is quite good mates with him and his wife and she hates people slagging him off - which I'm glad she said that, as when she originally mentioned him I was about to launch into a rant about his shitness :lol:

His sister Titi is f***ing mental btw. He'd be a bit better if he had some of her energy and charisma.

 :lol:

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« Reply #39 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:56:02 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

I think you need to look the word up, mate.

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« Reply #40 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:56:19 AM »

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

I agree with whoever said that.
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« Reply #41 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:57:32 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

I think you need to look the word up, mate.

I think you need to look up perspective in the same dictionary mate.

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« Reply #42 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:57:44 AM »
We never had enough quality at the club and lack of inj to totally freeze him out and that is still the case today. That's how he's survived.

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« Reply #43 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:58:54 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

I think you need to look the word up, mate.

I think you need to look up perspective in the same dictionary mate.

Fail.

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« Reply #44 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:59:02 AM »
We never had enough quality at the club and lack of inj to totally freeze him out and that is still the case today. That's how he's survived.

First decent post in the thread.

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« Reply #45 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 12:59:24 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

I think you need to look the word up, mate.

I think you need to look up perspective in the same dictionary mate.

Fail.

Fail.

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« Reply #46 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 01:08:24 AM »
We never had enough quality at the club and lack of inj to totally freeze him out and that is still the case today. That's how he's survived.

Basically this. Looking back he's always got games because of player's injuries. Always seems to put on a bit of form and earn himself a new contract when it matters aswell.

Tbh, I don't hate the guy anymore, I've basically just accepted he'll be still at the club when he retires. :lol:
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
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« Reply #47 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 01:12:57 AM »
The Martins - Ameobi partnership was probably the clumsiest in Newcastle's history.
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« Reply #48 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 01:13:56 AM »

Bulked up how? He doesn't look fat like Nolan. So if he's got bigger it's in relative proportion.

Shola doesn't look fat, it's muscle and it seems to restrict his movement.

Yet he's been described as too languid in this same thread.

I think you need to look the word up, mate.

I think you need to look up perspective in the same dictionary mate.

Fail.

Fail.

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« Reply #49 on: Friday 27 August 2010, 01:23:17 AM »
Does anybody remember that penalty he gave away against West Ham, practically punched the ball away :lol:
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.