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Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #50 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:35:29 PM »
Also, anyone complaining about the new ball, look at the bend on some of these shots.

Offline Mr. Snrub

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« Reply #51 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:40:44 PM »
The goals are good, but everything else about the show is s****. 

Clive Tyldsley.. :angry:

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #52 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:43:40 PM »
The goals are good, but everything else about the show is s****. 

Clive Tyldsley.. :angry:

ITV, innit. Utterly f***ing s***. Goals have been good. Some I don't remember seeing before.

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #53 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:45:13 PM »
I've just turned this on, has the Brazil goal against France in '86 (I think) been on? The teamwork goal. Love that.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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« Reply #54 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:46:36 PM »
f*** off is that the 5th greatest World Cup goal of all time.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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« Reply #55 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:47:30 PM »
f*** off is that the 5th greatest World Cup goal of all time.

Exactly. Bullshit. Shouldn't even be top 20.

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #56 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:49:48 PM »
Eh? I'm sure they've got these goals in the wrong order.

Offline PM

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« Reply #57 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:50:12 PM »
Similar to the Barry Davies commentary on the Bergkamp one, just loses control and it makes the moment seem even better.

Meanwhile Peter Dreary makes it sound like a tap-in in training.

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« Reply #58 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:50:30 PM »
He's one of those players that go cool in what I call hot situations.

:lol:

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« Reply #59 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:51:41 PM »
Pele's volley in the '58 final is the greatest IMO. Or at least the greatest solo effort.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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« Reply #60 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 07:52:07 PM »
Honestly would've been a superior programme without the talking heads.

Offline Neil

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« Reply #61 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:00:04 PM »
What the f*** is this?

Dramatic music. :lol:
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

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« Reply #62 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:01:44 PM »
WHEN FOOTBALL ATTACKS!

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« Reply #63 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:03:13 PM »
Some amazing stats so far, tbh.

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« Reply #64 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:03:49 PM »
A Nigerian keeper has never found a teammate with a long kick? Eh?
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

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« Reply #65 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:04:51 PM »
For having a good defence, you must apparently have a good goalkeeper and defenders.
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

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« Reply #66 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:06:47 PM »
Christ this is bad.

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #67 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:07:32 PM »
They've contrived to make a load of s**** out of an interesting study.

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #68 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:12:54 PM »
They say they've taken a big sample, but it's really no where near big enough to come to many concrete conclusions.

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« Reply #69 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:13:44 PM »
I've turned this off like. Absolutely gash.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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« Reply #70 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:34:11 PM »
For having a good defence, you must apparently have a good goalkeeper and defenders.

And apparently, you need goals to be winners.

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #71 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:36:16 PM »
Italy haven't scored direct from a free-kick in their last 52 attempts. Sounds unbelievable.

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« Reply #72 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:37:26 PM »
Big Sam'd love this. Basically supports his entire philosophy.

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #73 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:37:32 PM »
Italy haven't scored direct from a free-kick in their last 52 attempts. Sounds unbelievable.

It is when you think of some of the free-kick specialists they've had over the years. Although Del Piero has always been turd in international tournaments.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #74 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:40:16 PM »
The fake commentary's hilarious. :lol: