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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #12375 on: Monday 23 March 2020, 06:43:42 AM »
I use quite a bit as well. :lol: I wipe until there's nothing left but I've terrible diet. A good 1/4 of a roll each time.

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« Reply #12376 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 07:09:35 PM »
God bless my wife, who regularly stays here and cares for these children. I am losing all sanity at home.

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« Reply #12377 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 07:50:42 PM »
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« Reply #12378 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 08:15:51 PM »
I'm slowly adapting to the teacher, virtual nurse, policy master role.

It's scary how fast you adapt.

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« Reply #12379 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 10:44:57 PM »
I use quite a bit as well. :lol: I wipe until there's nothing left but I've terrible diet. A good 1/4 of a roll each time.

:lol: Think I use from 2-6 pieces a time.
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« Reply #12380 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 10:49:34 PM »
I use quite a bit as well. :lol: I wipe until there's nothing left but I've terrible diet. A good 1/4 of a roll each time.

:lol: Think I use from 2-6 pieces a time.

Bet it smells like the killing fields.

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« Reply #12381 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 10:58:53 PM »
:lol: Aye, think of all the herbivorous animals and now neutral their s**** smells, then think about dogs and cats that live off mostly meat and think about their f***ing hell-faeces and tell me you're not wrong.
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« Reply #12382 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:00:33 PM »
You're talking to a man who's been living on cauliflower for months, he's well aware of vege-stench.
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« Reply #12383 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:03:12 PM »
You're talking to a man who's been living on cauliflower for months, he's well aware of vege-stench.

:lol: Your butthole started this entire thing and you're tagging Jim on the back and sneaking in for some kicks? The f*** up outta here.

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« Reply #12384 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:04:03 PM »
:lol: Aye, think of all the herbivorous animals and now neutral their s**** smells, then think about dogs and cats that live off mostly meat and think about their f***ing hell-faeces and tell me you're not wrong.

:lol: Listen, if you're gonna come equipped with your glossary of how various s*** smells I'm just gonna concede.

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« Reply #12385 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:05:18 PM »
We got a vegan in here literally telling us his s*** don't stink. :lol:
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« Reply #12386 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:06:11 PM »
You're talking to a man who's been living on cauliflower for months, he's well aware of vege-stench.

Garlic, tbh. My garlic farts could suffocate a whale.

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« Reply #12387 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:08:34 PM »
I've basically been vegetarian since this stupid s*** started but I'm 100% going to clown on some meat lovers this weekend.

edit: ignore this, I had taco bell yesterday and forgot

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« Reply #12388 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:08:49 PM »
You're talking to a man who's been living on cauliflower for months, he's well aware of vege-stench.

Garlic, tbh. My garlic farts could suffocate a whale.

Sage and onion stuffing does the job for me.  There's about a week in December the kids start doing gas drills for in August.
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« Reply #12389 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:10:34 PM »
I've basically been vegetarian since this stupid s*** started but I'm 100% going to clown on some meat lovers this weekend.

edit: ignore this, I had taco bell yesterday and forgot

:lol: Like a reflex - your body ordered and ate Taco Bell without letting your brain know.
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« Reply #12390 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:10:43 PM »
I've basically been vegetarian since this stupid s*** started


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« Reply #12391 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:11:04 PM »
I've basically been vegetarian since this stupid s*** started but I'm 100% going to clown on some meat lovers this weekend.

edit: ignore this, I had taco bell yesterday and forgot

:lol: Like a reflex - your body ordered and ate Taco Bell without letting your brain know.

:lol: Fear and Loathing at the drive thru.

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« Reply #12392 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:11:58 PM »
:lol: Aye, think of all the herbivorous animals and now neutral their s**** smells, then think about dogs and cats that live off mostly meat and think about their f***ing hell-faeces and tell me you're not wrong.

:lol: Listen, if you're gonna come equipped with your glossary of how various s*** smells I'm just gonna concede.

:lol: I'm from the country. I've stepped in a cow/sheep/deer/rabbit s*** and it's nothing compared to a dog. Come to think of it, that's not the only reason I might compare yours and Loki's diets to that of a dog...?
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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #12393 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:12:06 PM »
You're talking to a man who's been living on cauliflower for months, he's well aware of vege-stench.

Garlic, tbh. My garlic farts could suffocate a whale.

Sage and onion stuffing does the job for me.  There's about a week in December the kids start doing gas drills for in August.

My wife has banned me for life from drinking pints of mild in Ma Pardoes in the Black Country. Actually the Geneva Convention banned me, my wife just enforces it.
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« Reply #12394 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:13:06 PM »
That legit wasn't even a joke :lol: / :( I vaporized 4 tacos and a burrito and filed it so quickly under "normal" that I thought I was still just snarfin meal bars, pb&js and the occasional fruit. God f***ing damn. 

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« Reply #12395 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:15:23 PM »
Although I will admit if I load up on curried beans, something like a rajma masala, things can get sulphuric.
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« Reply #12396 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:21:11 PM »
That legit wasn't even a joke :lol: / :( I vaporized 4 tacos and a burrito and filed it so quickly under "normal" that I thought I was still just snarfin meal bars, pb&js and the occasional fruit. God f***ing damn. 

:lol: Like, I want to rescue you, but I also just envy that you can eat like that at 40.

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« Reply #12397 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:22:57 PM »
:lol: Aye, think of all the herbivorous animals and now neutral their s**** smells, then think about dogs and cats that live off mostly meat and think about their f***ing hell-faeces and tell me you're not wrong.

:lol: Listen, if you're gonna come equipped with your glossary of how various s*** smells I'm just gonna concede.

:lol: I'm from the country. I've stepped in a cow/sheep/deer/rabbit s*** and it's nothing compared to a dog. Come to think of it, that's not the only reason I might compare yours and Loki's diets to that of a dog...?

:lol: I don't have a dog bowl. I don't understand why I have to keep repeating this.

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #12398 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:28:44 PM »
:lol: Aye, think of all the herbivorous animals and now neutral their s**** smells, then think about dogs and cats that live off mostly meat and think about their f***ing hell-faeces and tell me you're not wrong.

:lol: Listen, if you're gonna come equipped with your glossary of how various s*** smells I'm just gonna concede.

:lol: I'm from the country. I've stepped in a cow/sheep/deer/rabbit s*** and it's nothing compared to a dog. Come to think of it, that's not the only reason I might compare yours and Loki's diets to that of a dog...?

:lol: I don't have a dog bowl. I don't understand why I have to keep repeating this.

:lol: You're just begging for me to drag up the post.

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« Reply #12399 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 11:29:46 PM »
:lol: Have.

I had. I do not have. Loki has.