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Offline TBG

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11925 on: Thursday 8 August 2019, 03:14:25 PM »
How apt.

Offline neesy111

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11926 on: Thursday 8 August 2019, 04:12:33 PM »
The football section is actual aids.

Offline Rafalove

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11927 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:11:58 AM »
Scouse is a very feminine sounding accent.

Offline Haz

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11928 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 01:24:19 PM »
Plus if you talk to one of them, you'll get covered in Phlegm.
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Offline Disco

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11929 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 01:39:02 PM »
Dey do don’t dey doh.

Offline Colo's Short and Curlies

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11930 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:33:49 PM »
Dey do don’t dey doh.

Missed a doh after do
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Offline Yorkie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11931 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 02:10:47 AM »
Just realised Cristin Milioti and Oona Chaplin aren't the same person.

Offline YankeeToon

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11932 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 02:22:24 AM »
Just realised Cristin Milioti and Oona Chaplin aren't the same person.

You'd think the names would've been a tip off.

Offline Yorkie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11933 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 09:44:04 AM »
Who was it on here who damaged themselves by having someone chuck a watermelon on their head? TBG's avatar just reminded me. Was it TBG?

Offline Disco

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11934 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 09:44:50 AM »
Who was it on here who damaged themselves by having someone chuck a watermelon on their head? TBG's avatar just reminded me. Was it TBG?

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Offline Yorkie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11935 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 09:45:33 AM »
:thup: :lol: SGTF, are you better?

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11936 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 09:53:29 AM »
Made a full recovery  :lol: from memory it took a good few weeks.

Offline TBG

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11937 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 09:58:47 AM »
When smart phones first became the norm, was there anything more anxiety inducing than when a lass on a night out would hand you her phone and ask you to take a photo of her and her mates.

There's her and her mates posing and looking pure class and there's me somehow in everything but the camera app. She'd end up with 42 blurred and unfocused photos and nothing but hatred towards me.

Offline Tyne81

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11938 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 10:08:29 AM »
Nor, used to have a flick through her gallery for some filth. Didn't everyone do this?

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11939 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 12:34:57 PM »
:thup: :lol: SGTF, are you better?

Also was a pumpkin.

Offline Yorkie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11940 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 12:39:36 PM »
:lol: What was the purpose, again?

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11941 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 04:52:29 PM »
Some Tex Avery inspired headwear was the anticipated end result.

Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11942 on: Thursday 15 August 2019, 09:23:13 PM »
:lol: What was the purpose, again?

Trying to get Stooshe songs out of his head.
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Offline madras

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11943 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 01:05:42 AM »
I feel like such a liar/tart/hypocrite for signing up to amazon prime trial. The film selection is fantastic and I'm currently watching Seinfeld. Dont know what I'm going to do 1 month from now.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline geordiedean

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11944 on: Thursday 22 August 2019, 02:07:51 PM »
5 is green!? f***ing hell.
5 isnt green its Blue 10 is a brown/orange 20 is Purple 50 is Red
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Offline geordiedean

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11945 on: Thursday 22 August 2019, 02:11:55 PM »
I'm 44 next week and I still get excited at the prospect of a thunderstorm

I see no issue with that.

Yeah, I'm the same. The one thing that has changed over time is that now I've moved to the Midwest the excitement is tinged with guilt, because people fairly often die because of storms here.

The storms here in the midwest are very energising i love sitting outside on the deck with a beer watching them
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Offline Bowie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11946 on: Thursday 22 August 2019, 02:37:06 PM »
Welcome to August 2019, pal.

Offline D. Yimentov

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11947 on: Friday 23 August 2019, 12:02:48 AM »
Why is accidently leaning in a steaming pile of farm animal dung a mild inconvenience, whilst the very sight of a human stool is enough to ruin your day?
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Offline Mike

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11948 on: Friday 23 August 2019, 05:10:55 AM »
Why is accidently leaning in a steaming pile of farm animal dung a mild inconvenience, whilst the very sight of a human stool is enough to ruin your day?

Because animals don't know any better.

Offline Jimburst

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11949 on: Friday 23 August 2019, 09:13:26 AM »
ANimal farm dung is just grass anyway, doesn't smell owt like omnivore shyte.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.