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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11775 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 01:35:12 pm »
Never seen them before but I'm sure you wouldn't ask if the correct answers were "how they're spelled" so let's cut to the chase: how many 'q's are you f***ers sneaking into them and why. :lol:

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11776 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 05:46:44 pm »
Thomas, how do you pronounce Ulgham.

“Who-f***ing-cares”-ham

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11777 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 08:50:08 pm »
Here’s a clue:

Prudhoe = rhymes with the name of a well known figure in global religion

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11778 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 08:53:17 pm »
Prudhope

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11779 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 08:55:34 pm »
This is arguably the most media coverage Crud City has had since Joey Barton did his community service at the tip.

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11780 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 09:49:19 pm »
"SAVE THE BEES  :frantic:"

f*** off. The field out the back of mine is teeming with lions, oh so dandy, and there's not a bee in sight. There is clearly no pesticide that would harm them, but they choose to eat the stuff that kills them,. Tjhey're like a diabetic driving home to their wife's/husband's home made chicken and rice, but can't resist stopping at the KFC drive-through, for a quick family bucket.

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« Reply #11781 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 09:55:51 pm »
Thomas, how do you pronounce Ulgham.
and Ovingham and Prudhoe

Cambois is the one
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11782 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 09:58:40 pm »
Milngavie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11783 on: Tuesday 14 May 2019, 10:20:47 pm »
Thomas, how do you pronounce Ulgham.
and Ovingham and Prudhoe

Cambois is the one
In that "pull ya maddest cowie face" video is the bloke saying Cambois when he says something like "me and Brody were gonna go home from Commis"?
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11784 on: Wednesday 15 May 2019, 06:54:22 am »
The lads on the magical bike ride are near Houghton Le Spring, about 30 mile from Cambois

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« Reply #11785 on: Wednesday 15 May 2019, 08:59:16 am »
"SAVE THE BEES  :frantic:"

f*** off. The field out the back of mine is teeming with lions, oh so dandy, and there's not a bee in sight. There is clearly no pesticide that would harm them, but they choose to eat the stuff that kills them,. Tjhey're like a diabetic driving home to their wife's/husband's home made chicken and rice, but can't resist stopping at the KFC drive-through, for a quick family bucket.


A fundamental misunderstanding of the reason why bees are in decline.
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« Reply #11786 on: Wednesday 15 May 2019, 10:12:20 am »
"SAVE THE BEES  :frantic:"

f*** off. The field out the back of mine is teeming with lions, oh so dandy, and there's not a bee in sight. There is clearly no pesticide that would harm them, but they choose to eat the stuff that kills them,. Tjhey're like a diabetic driving home to their wife's/husband's home made chicken and rice, but can't resist stopping at the KFC drive-through, for a quick family bucket.


A fundamental misunderstanding of the reason why bees are in decline.

Silly me. I really should learn to do some research before posting;

https://www.motherjones.com/food/2013/07/bee-colony-collapse-disorder-fungicides/

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11787 on: Friday 24 May 2019, 09:01:23 am »
You don't see many households with budgies these days.

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11788 on: Friday 24 May 2019, 11:25:05 pm »
Tank top and cutoffs.

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11789 on: Saturday 25 May 2019, 12:11:08 am »
more like three day freakend.

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11790 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 04:40:43 am »
Eeh, what am I like? First I wanted a huge phone. Then I wanted  tiny phone. Then I wanted a tiny phone that folded. Then I wanted a giant phone, again. Now it seems I want a giant phone that folds into a tiny phone.

NO! YOU FUCKTARDS! I WANT A f***ing SPORT BILLY SPORTS BAG!. GET ON IT.

It's nearly 40 years man. Technological developments in that time; VCR to digital streaming. Angel Delight to Guu. Generic sportsbag to... still waiting.

Sometimes it's easy to understand why people have faith in intelligent design, based on this f***ed up planet. He just threw this s*** together in a week and it's lasted forever. Until now.

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11791 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 05:18:45 am »
I feel like the issue here is that there's no technology to move on, I'm afraid

It's just a bag
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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11792 on: Thursday 30 May 2019, 01:19:57 pm »
What's the maximum distance a charver can ride a bike without doing a wheelie

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11793 on: Thursday 30 May 2019, 01:42:42 pm »
What's the maximum distance a charver can ride a bike without doing a wheelie

It depends on if they can ride no handed or not.
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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11794 on: Thursday 30 May 2019, 01:52:16 pm »
What's the maximum distance a charver can ride a bike without doing a wheelie

It depends on if they can ride no handed or not.

Need to keep your hands free so you can skull back a 4pinter of milk whilst riding. Best to take your top off too, in case of spillage.

Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11795 on: Thursday 30 May 2019, 05:42:49 pm »
:lol: beat me to the milk joke
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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11796 on: Thursday 30 May 2019, 08:17:57 pm »
Why is the Spillers car park blocked off halfway along when it's always full and there's hundreds of available spaces past the barriers? Just to force people to go somewhere they have to pay?

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11797 on: Friday 31 May 2019, 09:37:48 pm »
I find Finbarr Saunders-esque levels of picking out double entendres really creepy and tedious. There's someone at work and almost everything mentioned in the office is met with 'Fnarr Fnarr'.
Today, I passed him a document and on it, he spotted 'Bangkok'. "Hurr, Hurr, always makes me laugh that. bang-KOK". He's 45 for f***s sake.
I find it as funny as anyone when it's every now and again, but when it fills every conversation it's just boring.
Maybe that's just me that's a boring t*** :lol:
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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11798 on: Friday 31 May 2019, 09:39:12 pm »
Nah, I'm surrounded by it at the minute as well and it's f***ing painful :lol:

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Re: The random thoughts thread
« Reply #11799 on: Friday 31 May 2019, 09:47:37 pm »
Nah, I'm surrounded by it at the minute as well and it's f***ing painful :lol:
:lol:
Glad it's not just me.
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