Topic: The random thoughts thread

[Mike]

Is there a thread like this already? Maybe Dave can merge th....

 :-[


Anyhow. I have an irrational fear of saying "That guy looks familiar" when out in the real world, because I'm terrified that one day it will turn out that they're a porn star. 

[Keefaz]

You know it's happened, though.

[Mike]

It's got to be an absolute nightmare. I mean, you never ever look at the guy, but you see them subconsciously. That's some dangerous s*** when you're just walking around.

[Cajun]

This is going to be an awesome thread, I always have random s*** going on in my head but nowhere to really put it.

When I was younger (I mean an age where you shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff) I used to have an irrational fear that my "girlfriends" were lady boys.

[FrenchWilliam]

This is going to be an awesome thread, I always have random s*** going on in my head but nowhere to really put it.

When I was younger (I mean an age where you shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff) I used to have an irrational fear that my "girlfriends" were lady boys.

Once bitten, twice shy?

[Jimburst]

I always want to step in fresh dog s***.

[Subterranean homesick Gammy]

I sometimes have the urge to eat cat food 

[Pilko]

Boy, Americans sure are crap.

[FrenchWilliam]

Some of the girl ones are alright though.

[Gash?]

I'm sure i made one of these threads

[Kaizero]

Watching the speed/pressure of the blood squirting out of your arm into those blood sample glasses when the doc's taking blood samples is enthralling and amazing.

[Keefaz]

Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental.

[Kaizero]

Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental.

tbh

[Disco]

Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental.

I'm the same but with tripping people up.

[Jill]

Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental.

Me too. Or pushing people in front of the metro, just as it's pulling into the station. Or even jumping myself, not to kill myself or owt but just to see how everyone would react. Now I definitely sound like a mental.

[Mike]

You pack of crazy b******s.

[Jimburst]

Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental.

Me too. Or pushing people in front of the metro, just as it's pulling into the station. Or even jumping myself, not to kill myself or owt but just to see how everyone would react. Now I definitely sound like a mental.

I think like that in the Metro, also on top of really big buildings or high heights. I reckon it's why I'm scared of heights, because once I'm up there, there's a voice in my head that wonders what it's like to jump.

I'm in no way suicidal, just something in my head says it's be interesting.

[Kaizero]

Sometimes when I'm up in the mountain standing next to some cliff edges, I feel like throwing myself off. f***ing inner turmoil fighting the urge to be the first person to become a birdman.

[Mike]

Boy, Americans sure are crap.

  I still love you, Pilko.

[bywater]

I always think about how adept wasps are at entering via the smallest possible gap at the window, but once you open the remaining windows full blast, they never seem to find their way out.

[Keefaz]

I had a friend at uni called Greg Chan who I called Gregorian Chant. How funny am I?

[firetotheworks]

Sometimes I think of the most terrible thing to do, or say in a certain situation just because I know it's wrong. My mate gets it too, he once told me that everyone was talking about some lass who was pregnant, and was in the conversation too, and he burst out laughing thinking about what situation would arise if he butted in and said 'imagine if it was still-born!?'

That's the type of thing I mean.

[Keefaz]

Sounds like one of my mates. Gets him in trouble sometimes, tbh.

[firetotheworks]

Sounds like one of my mates. Gets him in trouble sometimes, tbh.

It's probably the same lad, he hangs around with Keefaz types.

[Keefaz]