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Offline Mike

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1250 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:29:11 AM »
:lol:

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« Reply #1251 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:46:32 AM »
10 years ago. s***.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1252 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:54:49 AM »
Played for 12 hours straight, fair f***ing play!

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1253 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 08:48:48 PM »
Get Shearer in til the end of the season.

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« Reply #1254 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 08:49:23 PM »
Or someone competent. That'd be good, too.

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« Reply #1255 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 09:01:38 PM »
Get Shearer in til the end of the season.

Think I've seen that film.

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« Reply #1256 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 09:34:17 PM »
Get Shearer in til the end of the season.

Think I've seen that film.

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:) As you were.

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« Reply #1257 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:27:13 PM »
Get Shearer in til the end of the season.

Think I've seen that film.

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just a dodgy refereeing decision and a jammy own goal away from glory.
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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1258 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:53:51 PM »
I liked the way he pronounced Lascelles on MotD

Lass-kell-ess

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« Reply #1259 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:54:45 PM »
Thought he looked close to tears on MOTD tonight.
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« Reply #1260 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 12:00:04 AM »
Get Shearer in til the end of the season.

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just a dodgy refereeing decision and a jammy own goal away from glory.

:lol: I'm still furious. Lots of other f-words, but they're all the f***ing same. We're not bouncing back this time, we'll be on Channel 5 or something. f*** this s***.
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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1261 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 12:06:57 AM »
Was it just me or did Martin Keown seem to say what Alan Shearer really wants to say, or almost said I'll say it for you.

Perhaps because of Shearer's connection to us he finds it hard to just be blunt and say McClaren is a s*** manager and we should get rid & perhaps out of respect,

So Keown just says, " McClaren is a coach not a manager" simple.
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Offline Big Geordie

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« Reply #1262 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 09:30:21 AM »
Was it just me or did Martin Keown seem to say what Alan Shearer really wants to say, or almost said I'll say it for you.

Perhaps because of Shearer's connection to us he finds it hard to just be blunt and say McClaren is a s*** manager and we should get rid & perhaps out of respect,

So Keown just says, " McClaren is a coach not a manager" simple.


He won't be allowed by the BBC to say what he really thinks. Lord help anyone who has a go at Ashley on Sky or the BBC! :(
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« Reply #1263 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 09:41:54 AM »
He's improved as a pundit somewhat but he's ludicrously reluctant to criticise the manager. Keown nailed it.

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« Reply #1264 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 11:10:07 AM »
Was it just me or did Martin Keown seem to say what Alan Shearer really wants to say, or almost said I'll say it for you.

Perhaps because of Shearer's connection to us he finds it hard to just be blunt and say McClaren is a s*** manager and we should get rid & perhaps out of respect,

So Keown just says, " McClaren is a coach not a manager" simple.


I thought they were saying different things, albeit not incompatible. Shearer wanted to stress that McClaren was handicapped through having to accept another person's (ie Carr's) decisions on transfers.

McClaren has had his successes as a manager, but perhaps he's not a fire-fighter, and that's what we need right now.
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« Reply #1265 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 11:16:36 AM »
There was a seething rage inside Shearer on MOTD that he was trying desperately to suppress. Legend.

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« Reply #1266 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 12:42:57 PM »
There was a seething rage inside Shearer on MOTD that he was trying desperately to suppress. Legend.

Aye, he was definitely holding back. He looked furious.

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« Reply #1267 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 12:45:34 PM »
Was it just me or did Martin Keown seem to say what Alan Shearer really wants to say, or almost said I'll say it for you.

Perhaps because of Shearer's connection to us he finds it hard to just be blunt and say McClaren is a s*** manager and we should get rid & perhaps out of respect,

So Keown just says, " McClaren is a coach not a manager" simple.


So many of his former players have said the same thing about McClaren. It was a disastrous appointment, and one that would only be made by people who know nothing about football.

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« Reply #1268 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 01:02:25 PM »
There was a seething rage inside Shearer on MOTD that he was trying desperately to suppress. Legend.
Yep, felt utmost respect for and connection with him. If you want to see someone spectacularly fail to  suppress their rage at the latest debacle check-out True Geordie's reaction on You Tube.
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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1269 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 01:24:27 PM »
Was it just me or did Martin Keown seem to say what Alan Shearer really wants to say, or almost said I'll say it for you.

Perhaps because of Shearer's connection to us he finds it hard to just be blunt and say McClaren is a s*** manager and we should get rid & perhaps out of respect,

So Keown just says, " McClaren is a coach not a manager" simple.


So many of his former players have said the same thing about McClaren. It was a disastrous appointment, and one that would only be made by people who know nothing about football.

Oh yes, of course. But I just think Shearer is limited to what he can say, I'm sure they have discussed it before going on air and I'm sure watching in the BBC studio hecwould have been saying all sorts. Maybe Keown said it and yes I have also heard it before, when he was England manager a number of players said he was like having an extra mate on the field training and not a senior figure instructing.
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« Reply #1270 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 02:43:02 PM »
Why's he limited? He just doesn't want it to be awkward next time he bumps into McClaren at a golf day or whatever.

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« Reply #1271 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 03:01:43 PM »
Such a legend Shearer like. That tackle  :smitten:

Offline mickthemagpie

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« Reply #1272 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 03:04:10 PM »
Such a legend Shearer like. That tackle  :smitten:

Aye, just like the old days!

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« Reply #1273 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 03:16:52 PM »
There was a seething rage inside Shearer on MOTD that he was trying desperately to suppress. Legend.
Yep, felt utmost respect for and connection with him. If you want to see someone spectacularly fail to  suppress their rage at the latest debacle check-out True Geordie's reaction on You Tube.

6 minutes 40 seconds before taking a breath!!! I thought i could swear but that f***ing c*** can swear for f***ing England! f***ing t***.

He's right  about everything though.

Offline Heron

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« Reply #1274 on: Sunday 6 March 2016, 03:20:31 PM »
There was a seething rage inside Shearer on MOTD that he was trying desperately to suppress. Legend.
Yep, felt utmost respect for and connection with him. If you want to see someone spectacularly fail to  suppress their rage at the latest debacle check-out True Geordie's reaction on You Tube.

6 minutes 40 seconds before taking a breath!!! I thought i could swear but that f***ing c*** can swear for f***ing England! f***ing t***.

He's right  about everything though.

Bit of a tit True Geordie like if you ask me.
He's right on most things at the moment, but I do wonder what would happen if we were ever good. All his videos are the same. Anyone can shout and swear...