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Offline TRC

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« Reply #1225 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 02:40:01 PM »
Good article from Shearer. Spot on.

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« Reply #1226 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 03:33:44 PM »
Posh kids for you.
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Offline Geordie Ahmed

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« Reply #1227 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 04:24:36 PM »
Falcons are just as bad as the football team.
Rock bottom.

second bottom like us, they drew at the weekend

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« Reply #1228 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 05:24:45 PM »
f***ing love Shearer me. Oh how we could do with someone like him now. Add Shearer to this side, as s*** as we are, and we'd stay up. Players like him score at any level, for any team, whatever the weather.
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Offline Mattoon

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« Reply #1229 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 06:14:18 PM »
Falcons are just as bad as the football team.
Rock bottom.

I bet the could play better football than our lot.
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Offline The Prophet

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« Reply #1230 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 06:18:09 PM »
Stops short of criticising Ashley again, incredible to think he scored all those goals without a backbone.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Offline Collage

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« Reply #1231 on: Monday 30 November 2015, 06:36:30 PM »
What? :lol:

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Offline Kanji

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« Reply #1233 on: Thursday 17 December 2015, 12:18:15 PM »
Al Inshirah :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Offline Jill

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« Reply #1234 on: Thursday 17 December 2015, 01:32:42 PM »
Al Inshirah :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I remember that being one of the first ever funny images I saw on the internet. :D

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« Reply #1235 on: Thursday 17 December 2015, 05:44:33 PM »
Same. :lol:
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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #1236 on: Thursday 17 December 2015, 05:46:10 PM »
Weird the road runs through Ewood Park, but whatever.

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« Reply #1237 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 05:15:26 PM »



Love Shearer on Twitter.

Offline Robster

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« Reply #1238 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 05:46:43 PM »
Ha ha,.
Get in Alan.
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Offline Kanji

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« Reply #1239 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 06:17:51 PM »
Rory Smith, don't f*** with the legend.
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Offline Foluwashola

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« Reply #1240 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 06:18:42 PM »
Another added to the s*** Scared of Shearer list.

Offline M4

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« Reply #1241 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 06:20:34 PM »
Another added to the s*** Scared of Shearer list.

He does back down pretty quickly :lol:
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« Reply #1242 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 06:51:16 PM »
Zidane the well known Madrid home grown hero that signed for £50m, 350 or so games into his career. Shearer should have finished him off for that too :lol:

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« Reply #1243 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 07:04:26 PM »
Zidane the well known Madrid home grown hero that signed for £50m, 350 or so games into his career. Shearer should have finished him off for that too :lol:

Was thinking that :lol:

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« Reply #1244 on: Monday 4 January 2016, 07:07:11 PM »
Neither were home grown tbf, it was a s*** choice of phrase.

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Offline HTT

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« Reply #1246 on: Tuesday 5 January 2016, 04:52:50 PM »
Jesus he is a man mountain that Joshua.
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Offline Collage

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« Reply #1248 on: Thursday 4 February 2016, 08:23:25 AM »
10 years ago. s***.

Offline Dinho lad

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« Reply #1249 on: Saturday 5 March 2016, 11:23:16 AM »
That's what happens when you nutmeg Shearer.

http://www.snappytv.com/tc/1488780/660604

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