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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1175 on: Friday 13 November 2015, 08:40:27 AM »
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1176 on: Saturday 14 November 2015, 07:45:37 PM »
Zidane copied Shearers celebration when he scored a penalty against Portugal win Euro 2000.

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Offline Kanji

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« Reply #1178 on: Monday 16 November 2015, 02:29:40 PM »
Zidane and Shearer in 1 room, brilliant.
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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1179 on: Monday 16 November 2015, 09:04:02 PM »
My 2 favourite players.
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« Reply #1180 on: Thursday 19 November 2015, 07:56:06 PM »
He has just opened up South Shields FC's new club boozer and is enjoying himself by the looks of it!


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« Reply #1181 on: Thursday 19 November 2015, 08:01:27 PM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

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« Reply #1182 on: Thursday 19 November 2015, 08:13:29 PM »
World record transfer, iconic footballer and yet he still loves a buffet. God bless you, Al :thup:

Offline M4

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« Reply #1183 on: Thursday 19 November 2015, 08:47:54 PM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

Said at that talk in I went to a couple months ago that at this point he'd be very surprised if he ever went into management.

Has been quite clear for a while that he'd gone off it.
"He can still tell you every single goal... and his training goals he counts as well. Apparently he's got 6,000 goals."

Offline Kanji

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« Reply #1184 on: Thursday 19 November 2015, 09:09:24 PM »
Ashley royally f***ed him off too. Shame, just love the guy so much wish he did it and kicked ass at it (ala Keegan)
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« Reply #1185 on: Thursday 19 November 2015, 09:30:57 PM »
Also said he shook hands with Ashley at the end of the season on becoming the manager full time but then never heard anything back.

Which soured him to the idea. Probably for the best for everyone.
"He can still tell you every single goal... and his training goals he counts as well. Apparently he's got 6,000 goals."

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« Reply #1186 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 02:01:12 AM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

And he'd still spark you out inside 1 round.

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« Reply #1187 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 08:16:24 AM »
Also said he shook hands with Ashley at the end of the season on becoming the manager full time but then never heard anything back.

Which soured him to the idea. Probably for the best for everyone.

Absolutely love Shearer, but this!
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Offline Thomson Mouse

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« Reply #1188 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 10:35:20 AM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

You've got to wonder why when you're in his position - still earning good money and involved with football - you'd become a manager when you see the stress levels they're under.
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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1189 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 11:22:32 AM »

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Offline Ronaldo

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« Reply #1192 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 02:13:48 PM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

And he'd still spark you out inside 1 round.

Never been sparked out in my life, actually. I leave that type of thing to weakling runts with s*** clothes.

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« Reply #1193 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 02:14:57 PM »
:lol: :lol:

Offline Ronaldo

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« Reply #1194 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 02:17:01 PM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

You've got to wonder why when you're in his position - still earning good money and involved with football - you'd become a manager when you see the stress levels they're under.

Yeah, I think you'd miss the football lifestyle a bit, though. The high of winning etc.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1195 on: Friday 20 November 2015, 11:32:30 PM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

And he'd still spark you out inside 1 round.

Never been sparked out in my life, actually. I leave that type of thing to weakling runts with s*** clothes.
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« Reply #1196 on: Saturday 21 November 2015, 02:08:59 AM »
That post with his avatar man. :lol:
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« Reply #1197 on: Saturday 21 November 2015, 08:51:19 AM »
Lives the life does Shearer, like. Works once a week. Spends the rest of the time on the golf course or getting drunk. And that's when he isn't abroad at one of his holiday homes. Fair play to him.

And he'd still spark you out inside 1 round.

Never been sparked out in my life, actually. I leave that type of thing to weakling runts with s*** clothes.

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« Reply #1198 on: Saturday 21 November 2015, 09:18:35 AM »
s*** clothes :lol:

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« Reply #1199 on: Saturday 21 November 2015, 12:35:28 PM »
One of the best that there ever was. :coolsmiley:
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