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Offline Scoot

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« Reply #1101 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 05:14:51 PM »

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« Reply #1102 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 05:15:33 PM »
Hatem Ben Arfa -
I don't think he would have won us any more points than any of our current players.

After 9 losses and 1 draw in 10 matches under John Carver.

Offline Interpolic

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« Reply #1103 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 05:17:02 PM »

:lol: f***ing hell.

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« Reply #1104 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 05:23:16 PM »
Class :lol:
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« Reply #1105 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 05:26:54 PM »
anyway, back to statues:



:lol: This s*** legit looks like that statue the lady made at the end of Beetlejuice.

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« Reply #1106 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 07:08:00 PM »
Love Shearer me like, after the singing in the car vid I knew he was a stand up guy and his tweets back this up.
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Offline Elliottman

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« Reply #1107 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 07:31:28 PM »

:lol: f***ing hell.

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Could it have feasibly climbed high enough to leave the atmosphere? ???

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« Reply #1108 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 07:44:23 PM »

:lol: f***ing hell.

:lol: Thought he was going to break both his legs.

Offline NEEJ

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« Reply #1109 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 07:44:46 PM »
:lol:

Offline henke

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« Reply #1110 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 07:45:15 PM »
What's the story behind the two? Did the first one actually get made because it looks like a joke. And the second one is Peter Falk.

Oh and by the way, anyone going to old Trafford tomorrow give this a whirl. Stand looking at the matt busby statue for five minutes then ask one of the Japanese / Aussie / Irish guys who are taking photos, who the f*** it is? When they spit out Sir Matt in utter disgust, nod slowly then say, oh right who's he then? They love it.

Ahhh, okay.

None the wiser, tbh.

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« Reply #1111 on: Friday 21 August 2015, 09:08:51 PM »

Offline summerof69

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« Reply #1112 on: Tuesday 1 September 2015, 08:54:01 PM »
Hadn't seen this before.



Offline LFEE

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« Reply #1113 on: Tuesday 1 September 2015, 09:02:11 PM »
Remember the KK bit well. Great soundbites as usual. Seem to recall the problem also being that due to the large fee the club didn't have the sufficient insurance cover in place for a place on the flight for him :lol:

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Offline Mattoon

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« Reply #1115 on: Tuesday 1 September 2015, 09:57:35 PM »
Hadn't seen this before.




The Alan Pardew channel? :anguish:
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Offline joeyt

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« Reply #1116 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 05:02:05 PM »

Villa one is still my favourite

firetotheworks

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« Reply #1117 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 05:04:20 PM »
That Spurs one deserves more of a mention like. The technique is fantastic.

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« Reply #1118 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 05:07:48 PM »
Wonder if he could only choose Premier League goals and not FA Cup goals

Offline NEEJ

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« Reply #1119 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 05:11:50 PM »
The free-kick he scored for his first NUFC goal is so unlike a Shearer free-kick. Brilliant though. I'm in agreement with joeyt, the Villa volley is incredible. It just pips the Everton because of the angle.

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« Reply #1120 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 05:16:15 PM »
The free-kick he scored for his first NUFC goal is so unlike a Shearer free-kick. Brilliant though. I'm in agreement with joeyt, the Villa volley is incredible. It just pips the Everton because of the angle.

I could be wrong but I seem to remember him scoring a few like that when he started/before he left Blackburn and then he didn't score any like that ever again.

Offline M4

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« Reply #1121 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 05:19:43 PM »
He scored another curler type free kick in the cup against Charlton in his first Newcastle season.

After that I guess we always had someone better to take the curlers. Solano, Robert...
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« Reply #1123 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 07:16:19 PM »
The free-kick he scored for his first NUFC goal is so unlike a Shearer free-kick. Brilliant though. I'm in agreement with joeyt, the Villa volley is incredible. It just pips the Everton because of the angle.

I could be wrong but I seem to remember him scoring a few like that when he started/before he left Blackburn and then he didn't score any like that ever again.
Had to change technique due to his ankle injury iirc.
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Offline Interpolic

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« Reply #1124 on: Friday 4 September 2015, 07:20:13 PM »
Re the Villa goal, there's something about that type of goal where the player lets it drop over his shoulder then smashes it in that makes them the most pulsating goals to see.