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Offline Flip

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1025 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 09:12:59 AM »
Sorry but that statue is terrible. :lol:

:thup: :lol: It really is. I know it can't be easy to make one of those, but the fact is it looks absolutely horrible and someone was paid to actually do that. There's no way anyone could guess that's Shearer without having known about it beforehand.
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Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1026 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 09:34:27 AM »
Ridiculous. Like Bobby's statue it looks like some sort of parody.
« Last Edit: Sunday 16 August 2015, 09:57:15 AM by Ronaldo »

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1027 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 09:43:35 AM »
:lol: Why is the statue game so weak over there? That looks like a statue of a character Shearer played in a Pixar flick.

Offline Klaus

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1028 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 09:45:18 AM »
It looks like he has just checked the time, and is announcing to the room he has an important meeting to attend.

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« Reply #1029 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 09:53:40 AM »
 :lol: It's f***ing terrible.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1030 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 10:30:38 AM »
:lol: Why is the statue game so weak over there? That looks like a statue of a character Shearer played in a Pixar flick.

:lol:
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Offline Dr Venkman

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1031 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 10:51:37 AM »
Will reserve judgement until I see it up close, but it doesn't look good. As others have said, the hand needs to be open.

Offline Jack Flash

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1032 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 11:20:10 AM »
There's already a much better looking Shearer statue in the posh bit under the Sir John Hall Stand.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1033 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 11:31:34 AM »
I'm still of the opinion that the SBR statue is rubbish as well like. It's proper cartoony. At a distance it's decent because the stance is about right though.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1034 on: Sunday 16 August 2015, 11:48:58 AM »
:lol: Why is the statue game so weak over there? That looks like a statue of a character Shearer played in a Pixar flick.

:lol:

the statue game :lol:
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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1035 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 01:35:30 PM »
RTG loving it




firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1036 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 01:38:28 PM »
That prick in the background. :lol:

God I hate that man like, we should have had his head on a spike above the city gates to deter people from ever being absolute melts in our city again.

Offline Scotty66

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1037 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 01:38:46 PM »
Bloke in the background of the first pic  :lol:

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Offline DJ_NUFC

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1039 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 01:39:35 PM »
:lol: those are actually good.

Offline Danh1

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1040 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 01:40:30 PM »
Looks like he's checking the time for f*** sake. Hopefully when Keegan gets a statue someone half decent makes it.

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1041 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 03:49:32 PM »
:lol: Why is the statue game so weak over there? That looks like a statue of a character Shearer played in a Pixar flick.

:lol:

the statue game :lol:

Creased at that as well. :lol:

Offline Sho'Time

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1042 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 03:52:03 PM »
I don't understand how they can do a statue so wrong. Aren't these people meant to be professionals? :lol:

The first pic. :lol:

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1043 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 03:55:21 PM »
Who are these so called artists? Bobby's statue is a disgrace and now this.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1044 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 03:57:31 PM »
I don't understand how they can do a statue so wrong. Aren't these people meant to be professionals? :lol:

The first pic. :lol:

I wonder this about so many professions and a fair few of them are based around football.

Footballers, Managers, Coaches, Chairmen, Referees, The FA, FIFA, Kit Designers.

There are so many of them where you wonder how they got where they are.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1045 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 04:30:43 PM »
Who are these so called artists? Bobby's statue is a disgrace and now this.

The Bobby statue is a masterpiece compared to this.

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« Reply #1046 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 04:50:27 PM »
Why does he have one Hulk arm and one skinny arm?  And why is he pointing upward, he never did that celebration???

Anyone got the pic of that really bad statue, with the little feller in it, i think it was Ipswich Town??  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1047 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 04:52:26 PM »
Why does he have one Hulk arm and one skinny arm?  And why is he pointing upward, he never did that celebration???

Anyone got the pic of that really bad statue, with the little feller in it, i think it was Ipswich Town??  :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:



(With revised version next to it).  Still so funny.

Offline Marmoset

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1048 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 04:53:23 PM »
Those Shearer photoshops are actually pretty good tbf  :lol:

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #1049 on: Wednesday 19 August 2015, 04:58:09 PM »
:lol: Everything about that statue is hilarious. The hand holding the ball kills me. His little legs. :lol: I'd love to meet a real version.