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« Reply #900 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 09:50:14 PM »
Cuntenkrands :lol: ah the memories

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« Reply #901 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 09:54:43 PM »
When Martins put us 2-1 up in that game I nearly fainted from going mental in the stand. Pretty sure I whacked my ex gf inadvertently when Cuntenkrands made it safe.
I never got your hatred of Lovenkrands, he wasn't great by any means but thats a bit harsh :lol:

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« Reply #902 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 10:10:26 PM »
The only person not to die from a Ronaldo blow? Someone call the papers, she must have a steel jaw.

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« Reply #903 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 10:15:17 PM »
Luque smashing in a volley that Al would have been proud of then imitating his celebration was the best part of the night.

Wish Luque got a proper chance.....

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« Reply #904 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 10:16:15 PM »
The only person not to die from a Ronaldo blow? Someone call the papers, she must have a steel jaw.
She's his ex because she did die from that blow.

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« Reply #905 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 10:45:42 PM »
When Martins put us 2-1 up in that game I nearly fainted from going mental in the stand. Pretty sure I whacked my ex gf inadvertently when Cuntenkrands made it safe.

Aye, that's the most euphoric game I've been to at St James'. Likewise with the Martins and Lovenkrands' goals - pretty sure it's the loudest noise I've ever made. Probably would've been topped by the Tiote 4-4 had I not turned down the ticket. :hmm:

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« Reply #906 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 11:16:19 PM »
I was quite happy when Shearer retired because I felt he was holding us back but we still haven't replaced him, 9 years after he retired, we're s****.
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« Reply #907 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 11:18:16 PM »
I was quite happy when Shearer retired because I felt he was holding us back but we still haven't replaced him, 9 years after he retired, we're s****.

We had a replacement in Carroll, but Ashley peddled him.
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« Reply #908 on: Wednesday 8 July 2015, 11:36:29 PM »
Luque smashing in a volley that Al would have been proud of then imitating his celebration was the best part of the night.

Wish Luque got a proper chance.....

:thup:

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« Reply #909 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 02:07:22 AM »

When Martins put us 2-1 up in that game I nearly fainted from going mental in the stand. Pretty sure I whacked my ex gf inadvertently when Cuntenkrands made it safe.

What a crazy moment or 2 that was. That rush. I remember losing it at my apartment.

Big Al testimonial videos I saw looked brilliant. Wish i could have seen it on TV (attended really)
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« Reply #910 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 02:52:12 AM »
Why can't I ever find videos of that Boro match?

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« Reply #911 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 03:18:45 AM »
Luque smashing in a volley that Al would have been proud of then imitating his celebration was the best part of the night.

Wish Luque got a proper chance.....

:thup:

Looks like that Luque compilation video has been removed from Youtube :(

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« Reply #912 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 03:20:30 AM »
You should have.....never gone to Hollywood?

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« Reply #913 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 03:44:27 AM »

Why can't I ever find videos of that Boro match?

It's there I've seen it recently
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« Reply #914 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 03:54:41 AM »
You should have.....never gone to Hollywood?

Aye, honestly one of my all time favourite Youtube videos. Was absolutely certain we had signed a superstar and would argue with anyone who said otherwise.

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« Reply #915 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 04:03:19 AM »
I think I have/had an .avi of it on an old HDD. It looked like we'd signed a fusion of Ronaldo and Romario, like. :lol:

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« Reply #916 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 07:32:20 AM »
Just wonder how he'd have turned out had he not got that bad injury in like his 2nd game

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« Reply #917 on: Thursday 9 July 2015, 11:50:05 AM »
When Martins put us 2-1 up in that game I nearly fainted from going mental in the stand. Pretty sure I whacked my ex gf inadvertently when Cuntenkrands made it safe.

Pistol Pete is in now way a c***! Lovelykrands!

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« Reply #918 on: Monday 13 July 2015, 10:34:09 PM »
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« Reply #919 on: Tuesday 14 July 2015, 10:51:45 AM »
I was quite happy when Shearer retired because I felt he was holding us back but we still haven't replaced him, 9 years after he retired, we're s****.

We had a replacement in Carroll, but Ashley peddled him.

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« Reply #920 on: Tuesday 14 July 2015, 12:42:11 PM »
I was quite happy when Shearer retired because I felt he was holding us back but we still haven't replaced him, 9 years after he retired, we're s****.

We had a replacement in Carroll, but Ashley peddled him.

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Wasn't Carroll 16/17 when Shearer retired!? Bit of a stretch to have him marked as a replacement like :lol:

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« Reply #921 on: Tuesday 14 July 2015, 12:50:26 PM »
Especially when we had Owen in the squad who was surely the replacement intended?
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« Reply #922 on: Tuesday 14 July 2015, 01:04:05 PM »
I was quite happy when Shearer retired because I felt he was holding us back but we still haven't replaced him, 9 years after he retired, we're s****.

We had a replacement in Carroll, but Ashley peddled him.

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Wasn't Carroll 16/17 when Shearer retired!? Bit of a stretch to have him marked as a replacement like :lol:

Exactly.  Add in the fact that he's an average footballer, with an awful technique and I really don't get how he could be seen as a replacement? 

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« Reply #923 on: Tuesday 14 July 2015, 01:06:15 PM »
Luque smashing in a volley that Al would have been proud of then imitating his celebration was the best part of the night.

Wish Luque got a proper chance.....

Poor bloke really got his career ruined by us, remember Roeder and Nigel Pearson played the whole reserves squad ahead of him :lol:

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« Reply #924 on: Tuesday 14 July 2015, 01:06:31 PM »
Coz he's a JAWDEEEE