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Offline M4

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« Reply #650 on: Saturday 3 January 2015, 11:48:51 PM »
Are they not on BBC iPlayer? (not in England at the moment).
"He can still tell you every single goal... and his training goals he counts as well. Apparently he's got 6,000 goals."

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« Reply #651 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:05:30 AM »

Offline Decky

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« Reply #652 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:06:56 AM »
Still has it. :megusta:
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

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Offline 54

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« Reply #654 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:10:06 AM »
That is f***ing outrageous :lol:

Offline Dave

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« Reply #655 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:10:41 AM »
Ah man I miss him.

Offline Jack Flash

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« Reply #656 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:19:45 AM »
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For context, Phil "The Power" Neville.

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« Reply #657 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:21:12 AM »
One of the best penalty takers to grace the game
Not one of the cool kids, and really insecure about it.

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« Reply #658 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:23:46 AM »
Heres the full clip for anyone interested: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02fqy8p

Offline Chris_R

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« Reply #659 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:26:07 AM »
One of the best penalty takers to grace the game


Offline midds

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« Reply #660 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:26:23 AM »
One of the best penalty takers strikers to grace the game

:thup:
The club comes first.

Offline QuakesMag

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« Reply #661 on: Sunday 4 January 2015, 12:27:05 AM »
of course man. was talking in the context of the penalty though.
Not one of the cool kids, and really insecure about it.

Offline Paully

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« Reply #662 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 09:54:17 PM »

Offline TheGuv

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« Reply #663 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 09:58:01 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02gc6kr

Correct all the way through.

Grim by the beeb:  Neil Armstrong walked on the moon more recently than Newcastle have won a trophy. :lol:

Offline Paully

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« Reply #664 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:01:34 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02gc6kr

Correct all the way through.

Grim by the beeb:  Neil Armstrong walked on the moon more recently than Newcastle have won a trophy. :lol:

Ha ha ha!

As Shearer and Carver are mates then it seems obvious that he was told to play a weakened team - horrific club under this fat w*****

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« Reply #665 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:02:18 PM »
"We are not a stepping stone, we are Newcastle United." - Rafa Benitez

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« Reply #666 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:04:56 PM »
So bearing in mind Caved said he would field a strong team is it Charnley who is telling him not to pick the players??
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Offline Ronaldo

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« Reply #667 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:09:51 PM »
One of the best penalty takers to grace the game

Away at Everton. 2 pens, both top corner. Not too many better from 12 yards. Le Tiss, Cantona and RVN is all I can think of.

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« Reply #668 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:18:07 PM »
The thing I loved about his pens were that 9/10 it wouldn't really matter if the 'keeper guessed correctly because they'd still be nigh on impossible to save. It seemed like every one was blasted into the top left.

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« Reply #669 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:24:45 PM »
Partisan Belgrade - what a time to change technique.
john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;
"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

Offline Kanji

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« Reply #670 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:28:25 PM »
Its the angle and rise that does it when he does hit it high, it's up early and driven into the side f***ing netting, impossible to stop.  I basically trained myself to take penalties either my top left or my bottom left b/c of Shearer.
"We are not a stepping stone, we are Newcastle United." - Rafa Benitez

Offline Kanji

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« Reply #671 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 10:31:22 PM »
Also, keepers who dive to their left when trying to go after a Shearer penalty are daft :lol:
"We are not a stepping stone, we are Newcastle United." - Rafa Benitez

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« Reply #672 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 11:44:51 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02gc6kr

Correct all the way through.

Grim by the beeb:  Neil Armstrong lied about walking on the moon more recently than Newcastle have won a trophy. :lol:

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« Reply #673 on: Monday 5 January 2015, 11:56:02 PM »
Difficult to get comparisons as Shearer took more than most.  Lampard is probably his most consistent rival in the PL. Shearer converted a higher percentage of more penalties than RVN. Le Tiss took 26 and missed one. Shearer took 67 and missed 11.

Offline M4

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« Reply #674 on: Tuesday 6 January 2015, 12:12:41 AM »
Partisan Belgrade - what a time to change technique.

He did it now and again. Worked in the Euro 96 shootout against Germany... not so much against Sorensen.
"He can still tell you every single goal... and his training goals he counts as well. Apparently he's got 6,000 goals."