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Online NEEJ

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #125 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 02:56:48 PM »
Lads, he is clearly Al's pal. He knows what he's talking about.

Offline Skeletor

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #126 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 02:57:28 PM »
'Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Wheaties: breakfast of champions.'

Offline Jesse Pinkman

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #127 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 02:58:32 PM »
I really don't know how I will sleep tonight now like

Offline chopey

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #128 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:03:23 PM »
In this case patience is not a virtue because the information you have is defamatory and thus not morally correct in which case we are not virtuous because we are impatient to here it
Mike Ashley stole my 30's

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #129 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:04:38 PM »

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #130 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:08:59 PM »
Dr Know (Vocal Chords).

Offline MyPalAl

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #131 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:10:07 PM »
:lol: This forum at times! You can't say anything at the moment without there being a backlash. Some tetchy f***ers! Chill man.   :p

Offline Al Moody

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #132 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:14:59 PM »
:lol: This forum at times! You can't say anything at the moment without there being a backlash. Some tetchy f***ers! Chill man.   :p

You didn't, unless I've missed something like.

Offline reefatoon

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #133 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:19:23 PM »
Christ he is building this up well isn't he.

I hope you are not dusting one out while you are all giddy with power.

Offline Mike

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #134 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 03:49:37 PM »
If its what I`ve heard, its all true bar the bit involving the horse.

The horse bit was the best part. :lol: The look on Owen's face.

Offline Al Moody

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #135 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 04:24:46 PM »
Here man, Shearer's mate - tell us the craic before I leave work.

Offline Dr.Spaceman

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #136 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 04:49:17 PM »
:pards:

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #137 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 05:23:55 PM »
U2 have finally decided to take legal action after he murdered Elevation.
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline Belfast Mags

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #138 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 11:13:26 PM »
Well, this IS exciting
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Am I really coming out of this thread the biggest asshole again?
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Offline BONTEMPI

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #139 on: Friday 21 June 2013, 11:20:16 PM »
Something to do with the bar?
If bints claim they can multi-task, why can't they have an orgasm and headache at the same time?

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #140 on: Saturday 22 June 2013, 10:03:21 AM »
Ban.

Offline sempuki

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #141 on: Monday 29 July 2013, 08:07:48 PM »
If you have got 26 minutes spare, I strongly recommend you check out Shearer's 206 goals on youtube. Brilliant video and the memories (good ones!) will come flooding back.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #142 on: Monday 29 July 2013, 08:08:32 PM »
Could have about 10 wanks in that time.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #143 on: Monday 29 July 2013, 08:11:26 PM »
MyPalAl was a real asset to this forum
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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Offline LucaAltieri

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #144 on: Monday 29 July 2013, 11:19:34 PM »
I heard that he's illegitimate, he's got no birth certificate, he has AIDS and can't get rid of it. Not sure how true that is, though.

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #145 on: Monday 29 July 2013, 11:22:07 PM »
I've heard he's a w***** and that he wears a w*****s hat, whatever one of those is.  Presumably a snapback.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Ryan

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #146 on: Monday 29 July 2013, 11:34:35 PM »
Thought the bump might have been 'ol Joe trying to get him out of retirement.

Offline Mags Serbia

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #147 on: Tuesday 13 August 2013, 08:34:44 PM »
Happy Birthday Alan.

Offline Fenham Mag

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #148 on: Tuesday 13 August 2013, 08:38:43 PM »
Legend.

Hate the disrespect he gets on this forum at times.
I really like Fenham Mag. Great guy and a very good poster.

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Shearer
« Reply #149 on: Tuesday 13 August 2013, 08:43:43 PM »
Legend.

Hate the disrespect he gets on this forum at times.

I do too. Disgusting.