Poll

One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?

1
29 (8.5%)
2
2 (0.6%)
3
4 (1.2%)
4
2 (0.6%)
5
37 (10.8%)
I envy the deaf.
268 (78.4%)

Total Members Voted: 303

Author Topic: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book  (Read 272041 times)

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Offline LV

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4325 on: Tuesday 10 September 2019, 06:06:30 pm »
Unfortunately hippo heed and Brazil’s heads have entered into a symbiotic orbit and become a binary star rather than a singularity. Hopefully they’ll go supernova and annihilate themselves soon, taking Owen and his brochure with them. 

Offline Mike

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4326 on: Tuesday 10 September 2019, 06:12:37 pm »
Restart the N-O book club with Owens book?

Offline Kanji

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4327 on: Tuesday 10 September 2019, 11:56:21 pm »
Wouldn’t pay a dime to read that garbage
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Offline Disco

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4328 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:25:57 pm »


Not actually a real grown man.
« Last Edit: Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:43:10 pm by Disco »

Offline TBG

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4329 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:32:29 pm »
Bet she still wipes his arse

Offline TBG

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4330 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 12:32:46 pm »
The bitch

Offline bovineblue

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4331 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:10:11 pm »
Bet she still wipes his arse

They did put it to a vote though. Michael did not get a vote.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4332 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:11:25 pm »
The bank account thing man, Jesus Christ.  Imagine being snowed in with that c*** for 5 days.

Offline HawK

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4333 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 02:31:20 pm »
At least with Owen I get the sense that you could at least try to open his eyes to stuff, his head is so empty there's lots of potential for adjustment.

Pardew though, he's got bullshit ejaculating from every orifice. The no violence caveat purely swings it to Owen for me.

Offline Ian W

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4334 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 03:12:30 pm »
I'm not even sure Owen is a sentient being TBH.

Offline loki679

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4335 on: Saturday 14 September 2019, 01:47:16 am »
I'm not even sure Owen is a sentient being TBH.

Reckon he's some form of plant.
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Offline Decky

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Re: Michael Owen is trying to sell a book
« Reply #4336 on: Yesterday at 05:57:24 am »
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.