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Offline madras

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #625 on: Friday 22 October 2010, 02:54:08 PM »
Think I just saw BarrackObama at work, sneaking off for a shifty tab.

Class. I got told off today for walking through offices with a rollie in my mouth. :lol: I wouldn't do it if it was a tab like, once you roll a snout there's nee where to put it that won't get it squashed though.

I got told off for the exact same thing at DSA.  Just gotta put it in your pocket unfortunately, people are t***s.

Why not just hold it?
behind the lug surely ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #626 on: Friday 22 October 2010, 03:09:31 PM »
:lol: wormy's fast becoming a good forum regular, he's way beyond those days when madras used to think he was a woman.

He'd be a lot better with a different f***ing avatar. That s*** gives me the creeps.

Here, wormy, you could change it to this...

Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Bowie

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #627 on: Saturday 23 October 2010, 01:09:49 PM »
Think I just saw BarrackObama at work, sneaking off for a shifty tab.

Class. I got told off today for walking through offices with a rollie in my mouth. :lol: I wouldn't do it if it was a tab like, once you roll a snout there's nee where to put it that won't get it squashed though.

I got told off for the exact same thing at DSA.  Just gotta put it in your pocket unfortunately, people are t***s.

Why not just hold it?

Aye, I do but i'm often putting my jacket on or looking through s**** in my pockets on my way out. Riveting stuff like.

Online WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #628 on: Thursday 28 October 2010, 03:47:32 PM »
Niel on Grainger St this afternoon...   :shifty:
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Online Yorkie

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #629 on: Thursday 28 October 2010, 04:49:50 PM »
Greg outside the East Stand last night.

QBG outside the East Stand last night.

Offline Neil

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #630 on: Thursday 28 October 2010, 08:21:08 PM »
Niel on Grainger St this afternoon...   :shifty:

 :frantic:

Was I with a 12 year old (Prophet)?
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline Disco

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #631 on: Friday 29 October 2010, 09:59:13 PM »
Whee's keys is Neesy's in Spoons in town.

Offline The Prophet

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #632 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 01:41:45 AM »
Matt is in Flares apparently.

It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Offline Pilko

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #633 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 01:43:50 AM »
Matt is in Flares apparently.



Christ, they went out of fashion years ago.
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Online neesy111

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #634 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 09:07:17 AM »
Whee's keys is Neesy's in Spoons in town.

:lol:

Offline Stu

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #635 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 12:53:57 PM »
James G in Venue, apparently.

Online Yorkie

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #636 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 03:52:33 PM »
Matt is in Flares apparently.

Never again. My flatmates loved it n'all. :doh:

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #637 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 06:56:48 PM »

Online neesy111

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #638 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 06:57:18 PM »
Whee's keys is Neesy's in Spoons in town.

Have to say you were looking smart last night Mark.

Offline Bowie

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #639 on: Saturday 30 October 2010, 11:49:54 PM »
Interpolic met Fugazi tonight like.

Offline madras

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #640 on: Sunday 31 October 2010, 01:09:51 AM »
Interpolic met Fugazi tonight like.
and in 9 months time..................
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Fugazi

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #641 on: Sunday 31 October 2010, 01:00:42 AM »
Interpolic met Fugazi tonight like.

:bluestar:

I wasn't sure if you had told him who I was at first. :laugh: he was as sound as I had expected when I was talking to him like.
Consider winning

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #642 on: Sunday 31 October 2010, 02:31:03 PM »
Interpolic met Fugazi tonight like.

:bluestar:

I wasn't sure if you had told him who I was at first. :laugh: he was as sound as I had expected when I was talking to him like.

:aww:  You too, man!  Was great meeting you.

2 owld biddies said that I looked like George Lamb when I was leaving though - I laughed in their faces then f***ed off back to the wedding. :lol:

Edit: I was quite impressed we managed not to mention the forum at all but in hindsight I can see how it could have been a bit confusing for you. :lol:

Offline Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #643 on: Sunday 31 October 2010, 07:07:55 PM »
Greg this afternoon. Think he'd had a drink.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #644 on: Sunday 31 October 2010, 07:35:27 PM »
Greg this afternoon. Think he'd had a drink.

Impossible.

Offline Ketsbaia

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #645 on: Monday 1 November 2010, 08:24:30 PM »
saw BarackObama having a cheeky fag at work today.

Offline Greg

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #646 on: Monday 1 November 2010, 08:25:33 PM »

Offline catmag

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #647 on: Monday 1 November 2010, 08:48:04 PM »

Offline Bowie

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #648 on: Monday 1 November 2010, 08:56:23 PM »
saw BarackObama having a cheeky fag at work today.

You're not a balding ginger bloke with a beard are you? Some guy matching that description kept looking over at me whilst I was having a tab today. :lol:

Offline Liam Liam Liam O

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Re: Posters in Public
« Reply #649 on: Monday 1 November 2010, 09:03:06 PM »
Greg this afternoon. Think he'd had a drink.

Impossible.

In bed by half 8!

You're one of the nicest drunks I know.  :thup:

Never had the chance to meet you sober of course.