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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2150 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:09:32 pm »
At least we won't have to see him play again, was dreading seeing him start or feature in another game.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2151 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:18:00 pm »
Doesn't seem like a bad bloke, but he was utterly useless.  Turning water into wine getting a fee him.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2152 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:29:56 pm »
Squad is stronger now he's left. Utter w***.

:lol: Some extreme wishful thinking there.
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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2153 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:30:47 pm »
Squad is stronger now he's left. Utter w***.

:lol: Some extreme wishful thinking there.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2154 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:42:18 pm »
Doesn't seem like a bad bloke, but he was utterly useless.  Turning water into wine getting a fee him.

Not convinced we actually got one.

Aside from that, I can't remember him hitting even a single decent shot.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2155 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:45:10 pm »
Lethargic, looked half asleep all the time. s**** at football.

f***ing s****.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2156 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 05:47:55 pm »
Like anew signing :lol:
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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2157 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 07:01:20 pm »
Turning water into wine getting a fee him.

That we'll immediately turn into p*ss by spunking it on compensation to Wednesday for Brewcie's mates "coaching" staff.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2158 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 08:35:10 pm »
Doesn't seem like a bad bloke, but he was utterly useless.  Turning water into wine getting a fee him.

Not convinced we actually got one.

Aside from that, I can't remember him hitting even a single decent shot.

I seem to remember him turning and smashing the ball against the inside of a post one game (not scoring though).  I can't remember who it was against, but it was a cracking shot.

Edit: Away at Burnley 26th November

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2159 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 09:44:17 pm »
Good luck to him, the personal stick he got on the interwebs was f***ing embarrassing. Grafted his bollocks off and just didn't pan out.

Not his fault he was s*** and still got games.

See colback, jack.

Yep, it's not his fault that Ashley lowered the standards of this club.

Good luck to him. :thup:

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2160 on: Monday 15 July 2019, 10:33:49 pm »
Give it a few months and we'll regret letting him go.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2161 on: Tuesday 16 July 2019, 08:10:55 am »
We're about to find out exactly how valuable Joselu was - every time Sorensen comes on
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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2162 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 07:25:24 am »
Scored in a 1-0 win at the weekend. What a guy.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2163 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 10:34:43 am »
Joselu fits Garitano's battleplan like a glove (a cheap glove bought at a Chinese outlet, which is the kind of gloves Alavés can afford), I wouldn't be surprised if he scores 7-9 this season. It really depends on whether he can hold that starting spot in front of Lucas Pérez.
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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2164 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 10:53:25 am »
Give it a few months and we'll regret letting him go.

This is literally impossible.

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Re: Official: Joselu signs for Alaves
« Reply #2165 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 02:00:48 pm »
4 goals in his last 6 games in August.
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