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Offline Bowie

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #1000 on: Tuesday 21 February 2012, 05:30:28 AM »
Spend a lot of time going 'aw, sweet' when I read this thread. Bless their stupid little heads.

:lol:

Offline Bowie

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« Reply #1001 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 09:20:59 AM »
"I really believe in bad karma, like, I convince myself that if I don't brush my teeth people will be hurt".


:dowie:

Offline FrenchWilliam

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« Reply #1002 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 09:30:34 AM »
"I really believe in bad karma, like, I convince myself that if I don't brush my teeth people will be hurt".


:dowie:

:lol: That could surely be used to your advantage.

Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #1003 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 10:02:56 AM »
Classic like that like  :lol:

Offline summerof69

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« Reply #1004 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:13:20 PM »
Hairdresser has just had to ask whether or not the north-south poles really exist.

Offline cp40

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« Reply #1005 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:21:01 PM »
Theres football on tonight babe look, Man utd versus , A-jax clean

Offline wormy

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« Reply #1006 on: Thursday 23 February 2012, 08:25:13 PM »
Theres football on tonight babe look, Man utd versus , A-jax clean

Wouldn't say that's stupid. You've just got her trained well, congrats. :thup:

Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #1007 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 08:19:24 AM »
 :lol:

Offline catmag

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« Reply #1008 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 09:35:08 AM »
I did have a friend ask me who Soton were when we were watching a match. Scary thing is, she's actually from Southampton :lol:

Offline catmag

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« Reply #1009 on: Sunday 8 April 2012, 09:47:16 PM »
Just watched a trailer for the Gunther von Hagens documentary which is on at 10pm tonight and Himself warns me "it might be a bit gory mind"

I watch people being cut open on a daily basis and get paid for it!!

Offline pi_D

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« Reply #1010 on: Sunday 8 April 2012, 09:55:24 PM »
The ex didn't know ducks had feet  :rolleyes:

Shocked to find this out she was :lol:

Offline Pilko

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« Reply #1011 on: Sunday 8 April 2012, 10:00:50 PM »
On the same day that I managed to convince wor lass that I was 1/4 Spanish and 1/4 Italian, she then thought I was taking the p*ss when I told her that Catherine Tate was in Doctor Who.
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline cp40

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« Reply #1012 on: Tuesday 17 April 2012, 09:11:44 PM »
Is that Nelson Mandela? ah no its Samuel L Jackson.








It was Morgan Freeman


Offline Cajun

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« Reply #1014 on: Tuesday 17 April 2012, 09:20:01 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It was probably Mike btw so the jokes on CP40.

Offline Neil

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« Reply #1015 on: Tuesday 17 April 2012, 09:22:04 PM »
Is that Nelson Mandela? ah no its Samuel L Jackson.








It was Morgan Freeman

f***ing hell. :lol: :lol:
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline Ginola

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« Reply #1016 on: Tuesday 17 April 2012, 09:25:20 PM »
Is that Nelson Mandela? ah no its Samuel L Jackson.








It was Morgan Freeman

Get the f*** in :lol::lol::lol:

Offline Ryan

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« Reply #1017 on: Tuesday 17 April 2012, 09:45:55 PM »
Is that Nelson Mandela? ah no its Samuel L Jackson.








It was Morgan Freeman

Brilliant  :lol:

Offline PENKAAA

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« Reply #1018 on: Wednesday 18 April 2012, 01:43:07 PM »
Quotes from my sister not my girlfriend.

"Are walkers crisps made from potatoes?"

"Do cows eat grass?"

"So that's why they're called scarecrows, they scare away crows!"


Offline Ryan

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« Reply #1019 on: Thursday 19 April 2012, 09:50:47 AM »
Quotes from my sister not my girlfriend.

"Are walkers crisps made from potatoes?"

"Do cows eat grass?"

"So that's why they're called scarecrows, they scare away crows!"

:mackems:

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #1020 on: Thursday 19 April 2012, 09:53:26 AM »
I say far more stupid things than my lass, does that mean I need to downgrade?

Like David Brent, I need a woman who is as intelligent, or slightly less intelligent, than me. But maybe I'm going wrong.

Online Jimburst

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« Reply #1021 on: Thursday 19 April 2012, 10:04:20 AM »
My girlfriend was asking how the league works. Told her it was 3 points for a win and 1 for a draw and 0 for a loss. She was outraged :lol: Told me it should be 3:2:1.

I said I thought so too, but in the event of a draw the points are shared out and the remaining point goes to the king of England. She was all "Ah right, so does the king win the league very often then?" :lol:
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline 54

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« Reply #1022 on: Thursday 19 April 2012, 10:10:58 AM »
My girlfriend was asking how the league works. Told her it was 3 points for a win and 1 for a draw and 0 for a loss. She was outraged :lol: Told me it should be 3:2:1.

I said I thought so too, but in the event of a draw the points are shared out and the remaining point goes to the king of England. She was all "Ah right, so does the king win the league very often then?" :lol:
:mackems:

Offline Ryan

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« Reply #1023 on: Thursday 19 April 2012, 11:53:45 AM »
That can't be true?!  :lol:

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« Reply #1024 on: Thursday 19 April 2012, 11:54:42 AM »
Aye, she realised straight away like :lol:, begged me not to put it on here.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.