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Offline Rebellious

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« Reply #875 on: Sunday 4 September 2011, 08:38:30 AM »
What is lead foot again? Something to do with driving quick?

Yeah, people that drive fast everywhere = Lead foot.  Not someone with a larger shoe.

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« Reply #876 on: Sunday 4 September 2011, 10:51:19 PM »
To be fair mate, she's pretty fit and going out with you. There had to be something wrong.

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:lol: f*** off.

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« Reply #877 on: Monday 5 September 2011, 03:46:43 PM »
Her with a new HTC phone, pissing about with it for ages going on facebook and seting up skype....

turns to me "you Iphone, is that a smart phone?"

f*** off man.

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« Reply #878 on: Monday 5 September 2011, 07:12:14 PM »
:lol:
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« Reply #879 on: Friday 16 September 2011, 03:33:45 PM »
Little bit of a GTalk argument with her complaining that something I wrote to her didn't make sense, blah blah blah. Anyway, it ends up going like...


her: "you're sentence actually made no sense"
me: .....
me: HA
me: ITS JUST
me: YOU COULDNT WRITE IT
me: "you're sentence actually made no sense"
me: LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL




She's yet to reply. :alone:

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« Reply #880 on: Saturday 17 September 2011, 09:53:09 PM »
She knits.  She left her knitting at work so she can't knit this weekend, she was quite annoyed.

Me later on: "Love you" (SMOOTH), her: "Well I love you as well but I wish I'd remembered my knitting".

Such an old married couple it's unreal.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #881 on: Saturday 17 September 2011, 10:17:58 PM »
She knits.  She left her knitting at work so she can't knit this weekend, she was quite annoyed.

Me later on: "Love you" (SMOOTH), her: "Well I love you as well but I wish I'd remembered my knitting".

Such an old married couple it's unreal.

:lol: wor lass is currently sat next to me doing her knitting.

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« Reply #882 on: Saturday 17 September 2011, 11:35:21 PM »
:lol::lol: That's proper funny like.
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« Reply #883 on: Sunday 18 September 2011, 09:31:55 PM »
:lol::lol: That's proper funny like.


Not my lass but there is a girl at work whose two hobbies are knitting and going to pole dancing fitness lessons. Mental!!


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« Reply #884 on: Sunday 18 September 2011, 09:43:31 PM »
:lol::lol: That's proper funny like.


Not my lass but there is a girl at work whose two hobbies are knitting and going to pole dancing fitness lessons. Mental!!



Get her to mek me a jumper man!

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« Reply #885 on: Sunday 18 September 2011, 09:57:40 PM »
mate its mental man. I thought she was just winding me up for about a year. Then one day she brought in photos of her hanging upside down holding on to this pole  with her thighs. She was well impressed with herself as she had been trying to be able to do that move for ages. I nearly fell of my office chair.

Reminded me of post match in Lennons a few years back :-)


Also got some knitted booties for the bairn when she was born.

I miss working in that office!

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« Reply #886 on: Sunday 18 September 2011, 09:58:48 PM »
Swedish bird on here does pole dancing. Saw it on her twitter.

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #887 on: Sunday 18 September 2011, 10:02:04 PM »
We have pole dancers come to our gym, we hang around a bit after training just to be dirty little perverts.

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« Reply #888 on: Sunday 18 September 2011, 10:31:08 PM »
mate its mental man. I thought she was just winding me up for about a year. Then one day she brought in photos of her hanging upside down holding on to this pole  with her thighs. She was well impressed with herself as she had been trying to be able to do that move for ages. I nearly fell of my office chair.

Reminded me of post match in Lennons a few years back :-)


Also got some knitted booties for the bairn when she was born.

I miss working in that office!

Can she knitt and pole dance at the same time?

Offline HildeStranden

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« Reply #889 on: Tuesday 20 September 2011, 10:00:12 PM »
Swedish bird on here does pole dancing. Saw it on her twitter.


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« Reply #890 on: Tuesday 20 September 2011, 11:22:05 PM »
s***. Sorry. Norwegian. I knew that, given the recent events and all that.

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« Reply #891 on: Tuesday 20 September 2011, 11:28:04 PM »
f***ing hell Semtex, stalking on twitter aint cool brah.
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« Reply #892 on: Tuesday 20 September 2011, 11:29:07 PM »
Lol, not entirely sure following forum people on twitter constitutes stalking like.

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« Reply #893 on: Tuesday 20 September 2011, 11:30:16 PM »
and knitting? What the hell is this, retirement home forum.
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Offline Flip

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« Reply #894 on: Tuesday 20 September 2011, 11:31:23 PM »
Lol, not entirely sure following forum people on twitter constitutes stalking like.

True, but don't tell me you're only following her. I know you're not, you little perv.
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« Reply #895 on: Wednesday 21 September 2011, 02:27:34 AM »
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« Reply #896 on: Wednesday 21 September 2011, 09:03:47 AM »
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« Reply #897 on: Tuesday 3 January 2012, 12:16:33 PM »
Wifey's reading Cosmopolitan and she's just turned to me and said: "Did you know, it says here, that masturbation can burn up to 150 calories each time?" and then the cheeky mare said "by that mark, you should be a lot slimmer!"

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« Reply #898 on: Tuesday 3 January 2012, 12:23:34 PM »
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« Reply #899 on: Tuesday 3 January 2012, 08:43:42 PM »
All the stupid things my lass has said to me and she only told me the other day she's got an uncle called Andy Cole. Couldn't get over it.