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Offline Shak

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #825 on: Thursday 18 August 2011, 04:53:57 AM »
You need to nip that in the bud lads, luckily my lass has the same opinion as me when it comes to her going shopping (i.e I should be somewhere f***ing else) and it's better for everyone that way.

Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #826 on: Thursday 18 August 2011, 12:04:13 PM »
Sometimes it's not an option whether you go or not, you're made to go.

And sometimes I'm tricked in to it. i.e. "Lets go to the movies" (which happens to be in the mall...)

8 hours later

:(

Or the best one is when I need to quickly pick something up at the mall, she comes along for the ride....

8 hours later



She has stopped inviting me to go clothes shopping with her....cos i have a look on my face like a murderer.  When i go for my blokes clobber i pretty much know what i want and if i cant get it I'll wait until it crops up.

She/her/women  "im going into town to look at shoes, i need shoes for blah blah bah" - comes home with new trousers, 3 tops and a cardi.  no shoes. :facepalm:

Oh and another one, she came home with a new laptop bag, i aked why did you buy that, i bought you a nice leather laptop bag a few years ago.

"yeah, hmm its not red and doesnt go with my hand bag"  :facepalm:

Offline Fenham Mag

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« Reply #827 on: Thursday 18 August 2011, 12:10:04 PM »
Just thought of this from Princess Gargoyle.


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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #828 on: Friday 19 August 2011, 11:39:39 PM »
Sometimes it's not an option whether you go or not, you're made to go.

And sometimes I'm tricked in to it. i.e. "Lets go to the movies" (which happens to be in the mall...)

8 hours later

:(

Or the best one is when I need to quickly pick something up at the mall, she comes along for the ride....

8 hours later



She has stopped inviting me to go clothes shopping with her....cos i have a look on my face like a murderer.  When i go for my blokes clobber i pretty much know what i want and if i cant get it I'll wait until it crops up.

She/her/women  "im going into town to look at shoes, i need shoes for blah blah bah" - comes home with new trousers, 3 tops and a cardi.  no shoes. :facepalm:

Oh and another one, she came home with a new laptop bag, i aked why did you buy that, i bought you a nice leather laptop bag a few years ago.

"yeah, hmm its not red and doesnt go with my hand bag"  :facepalm:

The f***ing thing that gets me is they give all these reasons as to why they buy this s***, and there's hardly any logic behind it. f***ing mindless hoarding of pointless stuff.

And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline Ryan_Taylor

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« Reply #829 on: Friday 19 August 2011, 11:41:12 PM »
Sometimes it's not an option whether you go or not, you're made to go.

And sometimes I'm tricked in to it. i.e. "Lets go to the movies" (which happens to be in the mall...)

8 hours later

:(

Or the best one is when I need to quickly pick something up at the mall, she comes along for the ride....

8 hours later



She has stopped inviting me to go clothes shopping with her....cos i have a look on my face like a murderer.  When i go for my blokes clobber i pretty much know what i want and if i cant get it I'll wait until it crops up.

She/her/women  "im going into town to look at shoes, i need shoes for blah blah bah" - comes home with new trousers, 3 tops and a cardi.  no shoes. :facepalm:

Oh and another one, she came home with a new laptop bag, i aked why did you buy that, i bought you a nice leather laptop bag a few years ago.

"yeah, hmm its not red and doesnt go with my hand bag"  :facepalm:

The f***ing thing that gets me is they give all these reasons as to why they buy this s***, and there's hardly any logic behind it. f***ing mindless hoarding of pointless stuff.



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Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #830 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:03:08 AM »
The missus: "So do all football teams start with no points at the beginning of the season, then?"

Me: :rolleyes: "Aye, love. All of them except Man Utd who get a 20 point start on account of being last year's Champions".
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline QBG

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« Reply #831 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 12:13:28 AM »
Her looking at a pack of Tyskie polish beer in the supermarket: "Why don't you get some Japanese beer?"

Me: "You mean that Japanese beer that's advertising free trips to Poland on its packaging?"

Offline henke

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« Reply #832 on: Sunday 21 August 2011, 11:00:43 PM »
Her looking at a pack of Tyskie polish beer in the supermarket: "Why don't you get some Japanese beer?"

Me: "You mean that Japanese beer that's advertising free trips to Poland on its packaging?"

Just lol'ed my cuppa up there. :lol: There was a similar conversation between the wife and me a while back. (only it was me that was the mong so we'll leave it at that)

Offline adam

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« Reply #833 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 08:29:53 AM »
Made some cd's for the car, but my lass would let me put them on because "MGMT are s***". She parks up and goes to the cashpoint so I put the cd on anyway and she gets back in and says "Oh, this is MGMT? I like these, I thought you meant that bloke that sings 'Cant Touch This'.


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Offline Ryan_Taylor

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« Reply #834 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 11:58:23 AM »
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Offline TBG

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« Reply #835 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 12:03:17 PM »
Made some cd's for the car, but my lass would let me put them on because "MGMT are s***". She parks up and goes to the cashpoint so I put the cd on anyway and she gets back in and says "Oh, this is MGMT? I like these, I thought you meant that bloke that sings 'Cant Touch This'.


MC f***ing Hammer.  :facepalm:

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« Reply #836 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 12:09:06 PM »
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Offline cp40

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« Reply #837 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 04:03:45 PM »
Her; i got tooted at twice today in shields cos im a yummy mummy

Me; they were trying to get thier cars past your arse.

Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #838 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 04:08:06 PM »
On the train this morning for durham...woman gets on and looks at me and asks "is this the train im after?"

"Erm, i dunno. How am I supposed to know"


Offline Ian W

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« Reply #839 on: Monday 22 August 2011, 04:44:54 PM »
My girlfriend's brother supports Fulham and she suggested it would have been nice for us to go to the game this season, except that it's at SJP and we aren't going up to Newcastle that weekend.

I then explained we played each team twice each season, home and away. She was genuinely amazed that we don't just play Fulham once.

She's normally pointing out stupid things I've said mind, so this is a blip.

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« Reply #840 on: Thursday 25 August 2011, 10:23:04 PM »
Watching the match tonight, she called Coloccini, Fettuccine, then at the end of the match we had this conversation.

Her: I think Sammy Ameobi should be Man of the Match.

Me: I think it should be Krul.

Her: Ah, good point, then I think Sammy should be Boy of the Match.

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Offline Bowie

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« Reply #841 on: Thursday 25 August 2011, 10:38:20 PM »
:lol:

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« Reply #842 on: Thursday 25 August 2011, 11:08:37 PM »
Her via text while I was at work - "I've got a surprise in the garden"

Me on getting home: "Oh aye, this 2nd hand wing-backed chair that won't fit through the doors?"
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Offline BlueStar

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« Reply #843 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 12:10:38 PM »
Snuggling in bed this morning, my phone vibrates.  Being the romatic chap I am, I lean back and pick it up off the bedside table.

Her: Oi, what you doing?

Me: Just got an email

Her: Why would you care about email when you're in bed with a gorgeous shemale?

...

Female.  FEMALE!

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #844 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 02:42:30 PM »
Should have stuck it in her tbh, it was vibrating.

Typical man!

Offline Interpolic

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« Reply #845 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 06:21:32 PM »
She's categorising our DVDs and putting them back in the bookcase.  Categories include boyish, girly, football, quirky, foreign. :lol:

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« Reply #846 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:27:40 PM »
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« Reply #847 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:28:41 PM »
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #848 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:29:36 PM »
Tell me more about quirky and foreign...

Offline MKSC

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« Reply #849 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:33:12 PM »
Is she using sub-categories and little coloured stickers. If not she isn't doing it properly.