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Offline adam

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« Reply #800 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 09:39:48 PM »
The lifesucking frigid lard arsed joy vacuum just noted England only need just over 100 to win the 3rd test.
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« Reply #801 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 09:42:10 PM »
"You haven't posted anything about me in that thread have you?"

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« Reply #802 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 09:53:55 PM »
not the significant other but some stupid blonde at work talking to person next to her "oh your from scotland, does that mean you have a scottish passport?" shes just returned from holiday recently too so its not like its been a while since shes seen a British passport
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« Reply #803 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 09:59:47 PM »
Just thought of this from Princess Gargoyle.

Our son and her talking about something, i couldn't hear exactly what about as i'm in the lounge, i start to make my way to the loo and i hear this.

Son : thats wrong isn't it Mum
Her : Oh yeah sorry "my bag"
Son : my bag ?
Her : yeah my bag, its what you say when your wrong about something, you should use it to your mates at school
Me : did you say my bag ?
Her : yes
Me : its my bad you numptie
Her : no its not
Me : are you actually trying to get him bullied at school or what ?
Her : no its my bag, its definitely my bag

I have to take her to google to show her as she refused to believe me.

Along with this and her insistence on shouting "i love you" to our son every morning as he goes through the school door, if he cant stand up for himself, he is toast at school.

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« Reply #804 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 10:01:59 PM »
 :lol:

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« Reply #805 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 10:42:57 PM »
debate with a girl at work about the riots. her point was if it was illegal to hide your face then they would be identifiable so this sort of thing wouldn't happen. i pointed out that the penalty for hiding their faces would be the least of their worries when looting, she replied,exasperated "but if it was illegal they wouldn't be able to do it"
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #806 on: Wednesday 10 August 2011, 11:21:49 PM »
Just thought of this from Princess Gargoyle.

Our son and her talking about something, i couldn't hear exactly what about as i'm in the lounge, i start to make my way to the loo and i hear this.

Son : thats wrong isn't it Mum
Her : Oh yeah sorry "my bag"
Son : my bag ?
Her : yeah my bag, its what you say when your wrong about something, you should use it to your mates at school
Me : did you say my bag ?
Her : yes
Me : its my bad you numptie
Her : no its not
Me : are you actually trying to get him bullied at school or what ?
Her : no its my bag, its definitely my bag

I have to take her to google to show her as she refused to believe me.

Along with this and her insistence on shouting "i love you" to our son every morning as he goes through the school door, if he cant stand up for himself, he is toast at school.


cringeworthy but brilliant :lol:

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« Reply #807 on: Thursday 11 August 2011, 01:57:57 AM »
I was talking about darts (hopefully my future career) with my lass, and we were discussing the places I'll be travelling to next year and the first place I mentioned was the Belgium Open.

She goes, "Is that in Belgium?"

:facepalm:

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« Reply #808 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 01:20:50 AM »
See s*** like that gets me into trouble because I'd have responded with 'Nah its in f***ing Spain' or some other sarcastic remark :lol:
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Offline Foluwashola

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« Reply #809 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 01:48:40 AM »
I was talking about darts (hopefully my future career) with my lass, and we were discussing the places I'll be travelling to next year and the first place I mentioned was the Belgium Open.

She goes, "Is that in Belgium?"

:facepalm:

Hope you've telt her that to be a darts WAG she'll have to turn into a complete and utter munter  :thup:

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« Reply #810 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 12:25:59 PM »
I was talking about darts (hopefully my future career) with my lass, and we were discussing the places I'll be travelling to next year and the first place I mentioned was the Belgium Open.

She goes, "Is that in Belgium?"

:facepalm:
tbf look at the european tour in golf, israel is in the eurovision song contest, kazakhstan is in uefa and japan and mexico have recently played in the south american championships.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #811 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 07:19:26 PM »
Not my lass, but my mates...

'I want to go to Auschwitz'

'Why'

'I dunno, history and that'

:kinnear:
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Offline MW

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« Reply #812 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 09:03:18 PM »
I want to go to Autchwitz
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Offline Ryan_Taylor

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« Reply #813 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 09:04:30 PM »
I want to go to Autchwitz

So do I. But I could explain my reasoning for it too
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« Reply #814 on: Friday 12 August 2011, 09:08:43 PM »
Be pretty f***ing grim like. Problem is with it being near Krakow you're almost certain to be going there nursing a bad hangover.

I went to the Killing Fields in Phnom Penh where they have this massive tower full of skulls that have been caved in and I doubt anything can get much worse than that visually but we know so much about the Auschwitz and other concentration camps stories it'd be heartbreaking.

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« Reply #815 on: Tuesday 16 August 2011, 07:49:12 PM »
Not my lass, but my mates...

'I want to go to Auschwitz'

'Why'

'I dunno, history and that'

:kinnear:

Not really fitting in this thread, but a lad I know (refuse to call him a friend or acquaintance) went to Auschwitz and went on a tour. At the end when they asked if anyone had any questions he actually asked "How much would it cost to get this place up and running again"

He's a racist c***.
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Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #816 on: Tuesday 16 August 2011, 07:54:22 PM »
On saturday just gone...


me "im getting some new shoes, need a new pair"

her "ahh yeah ok, you gonner get those beige ones you like?"

Me "wtf im not in my 70s! you mean tan"


Offline SEMTEX

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« Reply #817 on: Tuesday 16 August 2011, 07:56:54 PM »
Expect that again if you go with her.

her: "I really like these ones"  :joker:
you: "I really like those... tan... shoes"  :pow:

her: "WTF man, these are nude heels, not tan, you c***"    :rant:
you:  :dowie:

etc

Offline cp40

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« Reply #818 on: Tuesday 16 August 2011, 07:59:09 PM »
beige slip ons?

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« Reply #819 on: Tuesday 16 August 2011, 08:06:39 PM »
Expect that again if you go with her.

her: "I really like these ones"  :joker:
you: "I really like those... tan... shoes"  :pow:

her: "WTF man, these are nude heels, not tan, you c***"    :rant:
you:  :dowie:

etc

 :lol:

Offline Shak

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« Reply #820 on: Wednesday 17 August 2011, 04:11:24 AM »
If you're stupid enough to go f***ing shopping with your lass then you forfeit all right to make fun of anything she says on the trip.

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« Reply #821 on: Wednesday 17 August 2011, 01:48:51 PM »
Sometimes it's not an option whether you go or not, you're made to go.

And sometimes I'm tricked in to it. i.e. "Lets go to the movies" (which happens to be in the mall...)

8 hours later

:(

Or the best one is when I need to quickly pick something up at the mall, she comes along for the ride....

8 hours later


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« Reply #822 on: Wednesday 17 August 2011, 02:26:25 PM »
Be pretty f***ing grim like. Problem is with it being near Krakow you're almost certain to be going there nursing a bad hangover.

I went to the Killing Fields in Phnom Penh where they have this massive tower full of skulls that have been caved in and I doubt anything can get much worse than that visually but we know so much about the Auschwitz and other concentration camps stories it'd be heartbreaking.

I sob like a baby at almost every film, book or anything to do with the holocaust, some of the images I've seen I'll never forget. Not sure I could handle actually going and seeing it.

Offline Ryan_Taylor

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« Reply #823 on: Wednesday 17 August 2011, 02:33:43 PM »
On saturday just gone...


me "im getting some new shoes, need a new pair"

her "ahh yeah ok, you gonner get those beige ones you like?"

Me "wtf im not in my 70s! you mean tan"


Expect that again if you go with her.

her: "I really like these ones"  :joker:
you: "I really like those... tan... shoes"  :pow:

her: "WTF man, these are nude heels, not tan, you c***"    :rant:
you:  :dowie:

etc
Sometimes it's not an option whether you go or not, you're made to go.

And sometimes I'm tricked in to it. i.e. "Lets go to the movies" (which happens to be in the mall...)

8 hours later

:(

Or the best one is when I need to quickly pick something up at the mall, she comes along for the ride....

8 hours later



Yes. Yes. And yes. f***ing bitches
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« Reply #824 on: Thursday 18 August 2011, 01:59:41 AM »
A guy I go to school with told me about his stupid c*** of a lass.


Her: What's the film called, the one with all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park?

Him: Errmm... Jurassic Park?

Her: No, that's not the one.

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