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Offline AliGupter

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« Reply #600 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 09:42:11 PM »
I suppose it's sort of fair enough if you don't eat steak  :undecided:


Under no circumstances is it anywhere near socially or morally acceptable.
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« Reply #601 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 10:05:50 PM »
Today my mrs discovered what the 'V' in DVD stands for. It's not like we've been watching DVDs for easily a decade.

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« Reply #602 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 10:07:18 PM »
Today my mrs discovered what the 'V' in DVD stands for. It's not like we've been watching DVDs for easily a decade.

So what does it stand for?

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« Reply #603 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 10:17:13 PM »
Versatile?

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« Reply #604 on: Saturday 18 December 2010, 05:33:55 PM »
It's not 'The stupid things GM has said' thread either!

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« Reply #605 on: Saturday 18 December 2010, 05:36:21 PM »
Should have done a quote tbh.
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« Reply #606 on: Saturday 18 December 2010, 05:43:17 PM »
Not a lass, but he may as well be. We told this lad at work during the presentation about pensions, that it's actually you that pays the pension to the company after retirement, because you're no longer contributing to the business. He's handed his notice in. Nah, but he believed it, the stupid f***ing plum.

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« Reply #607 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 12:04:57 PM »
My sons girlfriend, when talking about Michael Jackson's new release:

"So did he record it before he died?" 

Seriously.
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« Reply #608 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 12:08:10 PM »
She might have meant the full song.

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« Reply #609 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 12:58:35 PM »
My sons girlfriend, when talking about Michael Jackson's new release:

"So did he record it before he died?" 

Seriously.

I wondered the same thing, tbf. I presume she means with a view to becoming a comeback single, rather than they just pumped air up his arse and recorded the sound that came out his mouth.
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« Reply #610 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 12:59:51 PM »
She meant it exactly as it sounded and admitted so.
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« Reply #611 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 01:01:25 PM »
Well she's a keeper.
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« Reply #612 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 04:39:49 PM »
Me and the wife called in to KFC earlier today. we ordered a couple of zinger tower meals and she said " Ooo lets try one of those bbq chees wraps"

After biting in to it she said "MMmmm nice I wonder what meat it is?".

To which I spat my burger all over the dashboard



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« Reply #613 on: Sunday 19 December 2010, 04:42:02 PM »
Today my mrs discovered what the 'V' in DVD stands for. It's not like we've been watching DVDs for easily a decade.

Does she know what the V in VD stands for?

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« Reply #614 on: Tuesday 21 December 2010, 07:00:35 AM »
My sons girlfriend, when talking about Michael Jackson's new release:

"So did he record it before he died?" 

Seriously.

I wondered the same thing, tbf. I presume she means with a view to becoming a comeback single, rather than they just pumped air up his arse and recorded the sound that came out his mouth.

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« Reply #615 on: Thursday 30 December 2010, 11:59:49 AM »
After watching an hour of the Milton Jones DVD....

'I like him, but the thing is I couldn't sit through an hour of him.
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #616 on: Tuesday 4 January 2011, 08:52:21 PM »
If we get a solar flare and all the power and communications go stay in your house and I will walk to you.

She just text me that :lol: on crack that lass.

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« Reply #617 on: Wednesday 5 January 2011, 02:12:36 AM »
It's waaaay fun convincing girls of ridiculously untrue stuff and watching them completely take it. Years ago my ex was complaining of a stomach ache, the following conversation roughly ensued:

Her: "It really hurts, I think maybe I have a problem with my colon..."
Me: "That's impossible, girls don't have colons."
Her: "What? of course we do"
Me: "Are you serious? Why do you think men have a straight waist and hip line, and girls have a narrow waist and wide hips?"
Her: "Oh yeh... guess i haven't done biology in a while!"

Really?
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« Reply #618 on: Wednesday 5 January 2011, 11:30:53 PM »
"Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, why does the commentator keep saying Van Der Vaart?  It's a stupid name and he won't stop saying it".

"He's obviously quite heavily involved in the game".

"Well he should give someone else a turn then".

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« Reply #619 on: Thursday 6 January 2011, 02:11:11 AM »
"Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, why does the commentator keep saying Van Der Vaart?  It's a stupid name and he won't stop saying it".

"He's obviously quite heavily involved in the game".

"Well he should give someone else a turn then".

See, that's the sort of thing that would make me say "that's why i love her". Can't beat that s***. :smitten:

Offline Ronaldo

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« Reply #620 on: Thursday 6 January 2011, 02:13:03 AM »
See, that's really cute. My girl understands the game too well now.

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« Reply #621 on: Thursday 6 January 2011, 02:14:54 AM »
See, that's really cute. My girl understands the game too well now.

Exactly. I couldn't be with a lass who knew footy inside out.

Offline LucaAltieri

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« Reply #622 on: Thursday 6 January 2011, 02:17:02 AM »
"Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, why does the commentator keep saying Van Der Vaart?  It's a stupid name and he won't stop saying it".

"He's obviously quite heavily involved in the game".

"Well he should give someone else a turn then".

See, that's the sort of thing that would make me say "that's why i love her". Can't beat that s***. :smitten:

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« Reply #623 on: Thursday 6 January 2011, 02:20:54 AM »
I ain't tapping owt man, hence the growly snaps at those whinging about their actual-real-life girlfriends.

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« Reply #624 on: Thursday 6 January 2011, 12:13:49 PM »
"Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart, why does the commentator keep saying Van Der Vaart?  It's a stupid name and he won't stop saying it".

"He's obviously quite heavily involved in the game".

"Well he should give someone else a turn then".

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