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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #575 on: Tuesday 23 November 2010, 08:50:59 PM »
Not my lass, but my mates wife asked why Stephen Hawking -being English- spoke with an American accent.

Tbf it is pretty outdated now, should have Mr T or something.


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« Reply #576 on: Tuesday 23 November 2010, 09:41:27 PM »
Not my lass, but my mates wife asked why Stephen Hawking -being English- spoke with an American accent.

That's a Ricky Gervais joke.

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« Reply #577 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 09:03:02 AM »
ahahaha, my norwegian female flatmate was invited to a traditional german dinner by some german students here in Honolulu.

She has this habit that when she doesn't know what a specific word is in english, she just englifies the norwegian word.

Got a bit akward after dinner when she thanked "all the cocks for dinner" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #578 on: Wednesday 24 November 2010, 09:07:38 AM »
 :lol:

Offline Dave

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« Reply #579 on: Thursday 25 November 2010, 08:20:30 PM »
Just said something was as 'rare as rocket fuel'.

It is pretty rare I guess. :lol:

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« Reply #580 on: Thursday 25 November 2010, 08:55:19 PM »
ahahaha, my norwegian female flatmate was invited to a traditional german dinner by some german students here in Honolulu.

She has this habit that when she doesn't know what a specific word is in english, she just englifies the norwegian word.

Got a bit akward after dinner when she thanked "all the cocks for dinner" :lol: :lol: :lol:
sounds to me like she got it dead right.
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #581 on: Saturday 27 November 2010, 12:28:33 PM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #582 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:53:25 AM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

She sounds far too witty and clever to be hanging around with the likes of you, man.
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« Reply #583 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 01:15:54 AM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

I see where you get all your patter from now
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #584 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 12:42:48 PM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

She sounds far too witty and clever to be hanging around with the likes of you, man.

Opposites attract.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #585 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 01:31:07 PM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

She sounds far too witty and clever to be hanging around with the likes of you, man.

Opposites attract.

:( Oooofppphhhh! Now I feel bad.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #586 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 04:24:04 PM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

She sounds far too witty and clever to be hanging around with the likes of you, man.

Opposites attract.

:( Oooofppphhhh! Now I feel bad.

Don't be, your lass seems like a really nice person.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #587 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 04:24:47 PM »
Talking about Hitler and how ironic it was he wanted a world of tall, blonde, blue eyed people and she says "why didn't he just move to Sweden".

She sounds far too witty and clever to be hanging around with the likes of you, man.

Opposites attract.

:( Oooofppphhhh! Now I feel bad.

Don't be, your lass seems like a really nice person.

Ouch. :(
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It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #588 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 04:26:35 PM »
 :razz:

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #589 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 04:28:30 PM »
Nice though my wife is, I have to say your lass seems much a nicer person. Much, much nicer.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #590 on: Sunday 28 November 2010, 04:29:28 PM »
:lol: she is, I'm a c***.

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« Reply #591 on: Tuesday 30 November 2010, 05:58:11 PM »
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #592 on: Sunday 5 December 2010, 04:35:51 PM »
My lass just sent me a text talking about some website and typed "dot co dot uk" instead of ".co.uk".

Just found it a bit odd, took me a while to work out what was wrong with it.

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« Reply #593 on: Sunday 5 December 2010, 04:39:59 PM »
Reading the newspaper, she comes out with:

"I can't believe the Ark Royal is over 400 years old."

What do you mean?

"The ship; its been in service for over 400 years."

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Offline cfcmagpies

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« Reply #594 on: Sunday 5 December 2010, 07:14:17 PM »
Reading the newspaper, she comes out with:

"I can't believe the Ark Royal is over 400 years old."

What do you mean?

"The ship; its been in service for over 400 years."

...



Ouch.
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #595 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 09:08:52 PM »
Not my lass but a lass at work, her team bought her a map of the world because she is really s*** at geography and didn't know where Wales was. I asked her if she knows now and she said "Yeah it's in England, I thought it was but I wasn't sure if it was in Ireland"

:lol:

She said she didn't pay attention in Geography because her teacher kept calling her Sophie when her name is Sophia.

Offline wormy

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« Reply #596 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 09:25:03 PM »
Yeah. 'Cause that's the sort of s*** you need Geography for to learn :lol:

Can't really give a quote of it, but a girl at my last pub didn't know who Hitler was :doh:

We also told her there were no more medium rare steaks and she started telling customers :lol:

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #597 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 09:27:58 PM »
Yeah. 'Cause that's the sort of s*** you need Geography for to learn :lol:

Can't really give a quote of it, but a girl at my last pub didn't know who Hitler was :doh:

We also told her there were no more medium rare steaks and she started telling customers :lol:

:lol:

Offline wormy

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« Reply #598 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 09:34:26 PM »
Quite amazing how many people actually fall for that. In the 4 and a half years I was there, I can remember 3 off the top of my head that we managed to get to do that steak thing :lol:

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #599 on: Friday 17 December 2010, 09:40:50 PM »
I suppose it's sort of fair enough if you don't eat steak  :undecided:

It's still funny though  :laugh: