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Offline kirkwdavis2001

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« Reply #475 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 10:07:36 PM »

Offline Disco

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« Reply #476 on: Wednesday 25 August 2010, 12:01:25 PM »
Why is Doncaster Airport called Robin Hood Airport?

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #477 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 05:37:20 PM »
Watching the news about David Cameron's new baby,

her: yeah everyone thinks it's all sweet but they don't think about how they made the baby
me:  ???
her: well him shagging her up the arse and stuff isn't sweet is it?

 :facepalm:

Offline cp40

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« Reply #478 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 05:40:17 PM »
Watching the news about David Cameron's new baby,

her: yeah everyone thinks it's all sweet but they don't think about how they made the baby
me:  ???
her: well him shagging her up the arse and stuff isn't sweet is it?

 :facepalm:

 ;D


(im off to look at your lass on facebook)





Offline Cajun

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« Reply #479 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 05:42:30 PM »
I wouldn't.

Offline cp40

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« Reply #480 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 05:43:23 PM »
I wouldn't.


i just did, she dosent look like the type to do that. :nope:

Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #481 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 05:46:37 PM »
Why is Doncaster Airport called Robin Hood Airport?

Have you ever met anyone from Doncaster? Thick as pig s***!
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #482 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 06:01:01 PM »
I wouldn't.


i just did, she dosent look like the type to do that. :nope:

Anal? Oh she does  :snod:

Offline cp40

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« Reply #483 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 06:04:01 PM »
I wouldn't.


i just did, she dosent look like the type to do that. :nope:

Anal? Oh she does  :snod:


you wanna watch out you dont get her pregnant then :lol:

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #484 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 06:04:25 PM »
:lol:

Offline neesy111

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« Reply #485 on: Monday 30 August 2010, 09:55:35 PM »
Why is Doncaster Airport called Robin Hood Airport?

Have you ever met anyone from Doncaster? Thick as pig s***!

I used to live with someone from there, I would concur.

Offline Cajun

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« Reply #486 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 05:00:54 PM »
Watching Hollyoaks and one of the characters has aids, he has split up with his wife and seeing another woman:

"Should they be advocating the use of aids?"

:lol:

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« Reply #487 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 05:17:45 PM »
Watching Hollyoaks and one of the characters has aids, he has split up with his wife and seeing another woman:

"Should they be advocating the use of aids?"

:lol:


 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant.


Mine just said 'I want a divorce'

She cracks me up.  :lol:

Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #488 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 05:24:42 PM »
Watching Hollyoaks and one of the characters has aids, he has split up with his wife and seeing another woman:

"Should they be advocating the use of aids?"

:lol:

The Queen has aids. If its good enough for her.....
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #489 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 05:40:51 PM »
Watching Hollyoaks and one of the characters has aids, he has split up with his wife and seeing another woman:

"Should they be advocating the use of aids?"

:lol:

The Queen has aids. If its good enough for her.....

She has aides, dear boy. Aides. Not the same thing at all...
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Gorilla

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« Reply #490 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 05:46:30 PM »
Why cant she pronounce stuff from reading.

"I've ordered some stuff from Jojo Miam Bien"

IT'S JOJO MAMAN BEBE FFS.

Offline Heron

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« Reply #491 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 05:47:14 PM »
A while ago there was a Barclaycard advert with a glass bottomed boat on it. My lass said " I really don't get how that doesn't sink with that massive hole in it". :facepalm:

Offline madras

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« Reply #492 on: Sunday 5 September 2010, 11:21:50 PM »
amazed thst i got her to watch "georgie girl" a black and white film...............with half an hour left she was asking "what happens"..."does she have the baby"?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline cp40

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« Reply #493 on: Wednesday 8 September 2010, 06:23:09 PM »
Me:  Your full of s***

Her: Im not full of s***

Her: Shut up Sherlock

Me: ???

Me: ;D

Offline S.S.R.

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« Reply #494 on: Wednesday 8 September 2010, 08:13:05 PM »
Me:  Your full of s***

Her: Im not full of s***

Her: Shut up Sherlock

Me: ???

Me: ;D

Were you wearing a deerstalker, smoking a pipe and playing the violin at the time?

Offline McCormick

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« Reply #495 on: Wednesday 8 September 2010, 08:22:53 PM »
"What's that browser you use again... Mozzarella Firefrost?"
Please, don't hurt me.....ok, yeah, let's wrestle naked on the floor....what do you mean I'm not a man? I f***ing 18 years old......let's get our cocks out........f***ing right on....i've got a hair on my cock area. Where's your's you f***er?  I'm gonna f***ing split your f***ing skinny butt in two boy.  Ok chap, lets do some man-on-man....cum in me gob.....f***ing come on.......f***ing another deranged sunday jack daniels fuelled night.......yeah....started so well......did it? No............you deranged f***ing idiot JJ.......WHERE'S YA LASS jj? Under the floor boards chap.....get tHE coppaz.  He's been on a killin spree. No I've not.....hope the pigs are tapping into this site......i ate her.....proper cut her up......so if I were your woman and you were my man I'd never stop loving you.......

Offline SEMTEX

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« Reply #496 on: Wednesday 8 September 2010, 08:26:09 PM »
"What's that browser you use again... Mozzarella Firefrost?"


:lol:

She's a keeper like

Offline McCormick

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« Reply #497 on: Wednesday 8 September 2010, 08:32:48 PM »
"What's that browser you use again... Mozzarella Firefrost?"


:lol:

She's a keeper like

After laughing and telling her what it's real name was her response was:

"What a stupid name"

:lol: ??
Please, don't hurt me.....ok, yeah, let's wrestle naked on the floor....what do you mean I'm not a man? I f***ing 18 years old......let's get our cocks out........f***ing right on....i've got a hair on my cock area. Where's your's you f***er?  I'm gonna f***ing split your f***ing skinny butt in two boy.  Ok chap, lets do some man-on-man....cum in me gob.....f***ing come on.......f***ing another deranged sunday jack daniels fuelled night.......yeah....started so well......did it? No............you deranged f***ing idiot JJ.......WHERE'S YA LASS jj? Under the floor boards chap.....get tHE coppaz.  He's been on a killin spree. No I've not.....hope the pigs are tapping into this site......i ate her.....proper cut her up......so if I were your woman and you were my man I'd never stop loving you.......


Offline cp40

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« Reply #499 on: Thursday 9 September 2010, 09:03:20 PM »
Whats the Date, ?

7th?

No the 9th.


Its the aniversary of 9/11