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Offline madras

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« Reply #450 on: Tuesday 17 August 2010, 01:24:04 AM »
not said but done..............


shes got a burn, quite a large one on her collarbone, i asked how she got it, weeeeeeeeellllllll "you  know when the girls go out we go to someones house first for a wine and a giggle ? well when i was there i realised my collar on my blouse wouldnt stay down so i tried to iron it".....while she was f***ing wearing it........i've watched her do this before aswell.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #451 on: Tuesday 17 August 2010, 01:28:33 AM »
Not a lass but a bloke in the bar tonight. When the advert for the games tomorrow came on. ''Spurs are playing young Boys. Wonder if that's a European game?''

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« Reply #452 on: Tuesday 17 August 2010, 01:30:27 AM »
Not a lass but a bloke in the bar tonight. When the advert for the games tomorrow came on. ''Spurs are playing young Boys. Wonder if that's a European game?''

:lol:

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« Reply #453 on: Tuesday 17 August 2010, 05:29:48 AM »
Not a lass but a bloke in the bar tonight. When the advert for the games tomorrow came on. ''Spurs are playing young Boys. Wonder if that's a European game?''

Similar, a guy in the bar where we were asked if they were a Brazilian or Argentinian club. In the Champions League ffs.

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« Reply #454 on: Saturday 21 August 2010, 09:44:34 PM »
' Theres Fkin sand everywhere!!'



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Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #455 on: Saturday 21 August 2010, 11:28:30 PM »
This from my lass a few weeks back: "I do."

Bet she's regretting it now.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Interpolic

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« Reply #456 on: Sunday 22 August 2010, 06:23:16 PM »
Got a text from my lass the other day about one of the hamsters:

"Was so scared this morning - thought Lily had died.  She hadn't.  I rewarded her with some lettuce".

:lol: I texted back saying wtf or whatever and got this:

"She was lying in the corner with her eyes closed.  Terrifying ordeal".

Not really stupid, just funny. :lol:

Offline robm

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« Reply #457 on: Sunday 22 August 2010, 11:01:37 PM »
Watching the match today the camera shows Steven Taylor. She says he's gay isnt he.  I say thats the rumour and she says aww if he goes out with Joe(McElderry) it will be just like Posh and Becks

Offline The Quiché

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« Reply #458 on: Sunday 22 August 2010, 11:53:14 PM »
Not my lass thank god but a lass I know "Half of my family are cockney, their from Peterborough. Thats near London!"

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« Reply #459 on: Monday 23 August 2010, 12:01:46 AM »
Not my lass thank god but a lass I know "Half of my family are cockney, their from Peterborough. Thats near London!"

My lass is adamant P'boro is near the coast as its on the East Coast mainline. Moron.

Offline The Quiché

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« Reply #460 on: Monday 23 August 2010, 01:06:06 AM »
Not my lass thank god but a lass I know "Half of my family are cockney, their from Peterborough. Thats near London!"

My lass is adamant P'boro is near the coast as its on the East Coast mainline. Moron.

Good old Peteborough by the sea lol. I do remember getting a friend of a friend to believe that Scunthorpe was the seaside.

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« Reply #461 on: Monday 23 August 2010, 04:11:30 AM »
I once remarked 'that sun is hot.' while on holiday. I've never been allowed to forget it.

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« Reply #462 on: Monday 23 August 2010, 06:48:01 PM »
Not my lass thank god but a lass I know "Half of my family are cockney, their from Peterborough. Thats near London!"

My lass is adamant P'boro is near the coast as its on the East Coast mainline. Moron.

Good old Peteborough by the sea lol. I do remember getting a friend of a friend to believe that Scunthorpe was the seaside.

Was chatting to a lass on t'internet when I was at Uni, she asked me where I was and when I told her Leicester, she asked where that was and I thought that she must be a yank or something, turned out she was from London and that was the end of the conversation.

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« Reply #463 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 11:34:02 AM »
Just this weekend gone we were getting ready to go to Go Ape at Dalby Forest.

Hannah sat doing Skye's (3 year old) hair and said, "We're going to Dalby Forest today, guess who lives there?"

Skye: "Don't know"

Hannah: "Robin Hood"

Me:  :facepalm:

Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #464 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 11:35:10 AM »
:lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline MKSC

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« Reply #465 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 11:42:46 AM »
So who does live there then?

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« Reply #466 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 11:45:40 AM »
So who does live there then?

No idea but the humour comes from the fact that Robin Hood was from Sherwood Forest.

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« Reply #467 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 11:54:23 AM »
So who does live there then?

No idea but the humour comes from the fact that Robin Hood was from Sherwood Forest.

 :elvis:

I would never have got that.

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« Reply #468 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 12:01:00 PM »
So who does live there then?

No idea but the humour comes from the fact that Robin Hood was from Sherwood Forest.

 :elvis:

I would never have got that.

Appreciate the sarcasm. Was there something I had missed in your original post then?

Offline MKSC

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« Reply #469 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 12:06:33 PM »
I don't know, do you think you missed something in my post?

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #470 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 12:07:40 PM »
I think you both missed something in the post. I'd leave the computer to go check.
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« Reply #471 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 12:07:49 PM »
I don't know, do you think you missed something in my post?

Sense.

Offline MKSC

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« Reply #472 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 12:11:27 PM »
I don't know, do you think you missed something in my post?

Sense.

There is often very little sense in my posts. Anyone round here will tell you that.

Offline kirkwdavis2001

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« Reply #473 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 09:51:04 PM »
On a similar theme, a mate of mine thought Robin Hood was from Leeds, when I queried why his reply was "Robin Hood, Prince of Leeds" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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« Reply #474 on: Tuesday 24 August 2010, 09:52:15 PM »
No way. :lol: :lol: