Author Topic: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread  (Read 200132 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Crumpy Gunt

  • General Member
  • www.ajhsom.co.uk
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #325 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:05:36 PM »
Looking through some holiday snaps our lass see's a photo of herself and informs me 'that's me'

I did chuckle.
 
Standing in a museum in New York (national history museum?) we stand looking at grizzly bear in a glass case and she pipes up 'I think its stuffed'

You could hear the sniggers.

Offline madras

  • Philosoraptor
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #326 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:06:19 PM »


the original newcastle apple store ?

any guesses where it is (johnny pd and i think bigchris aren't allowed )
Haha, I've changed my name.

But NH...........is that you?

BTW, I can't be botherd to go through the SSC archives.
no i'm not NH. i just found that site about a week ago and i've been addicted since.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Stifleaay

  • Heavy scarer of dogs
  • General Member
  • Come here you ginger bitch.
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #327 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:08:07 PM »
Looking through some holiday snaps our lass see's a photo of herself and informs me 'that's me'

I did chuckle.
 
Standing in a museum in New York (national history museum?) we stand looking at grizzly bear in a glass case and she pipes up 'I think its stuffed'

You could hear the sniggers.
Still though Crumpy, I think the daftest thing your lass has ever said was, "I do" to you.

 :laugh:

Just winding you up, you know your canny.

Offline Stifleaay

  • Heavy scarer of dogs
  • General Member
  • Come here you ginger bitch.
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #328 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:08:44 PM »


the original newcastle apple store ?

any guesses where it is (johnny pd and i think bigchris aren't allowed )
Haha, I've changed my name.

But NH...........is that you?

BTW, I can't be botherd to go through the SSC archives.
no i'm not NH. i just found that site about a week ago and i've been addicted since.
Ah right.

You can also include Geordie Ahmed and , Greg on that ban list.

Offline LesPaul

  • Book Wanker
  • General Member
  • Resident Star Wars Nut. Also Book w*****.
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #329 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:09:28 PM »
Looking through some holiday snaps our lass see's a photo of herself and informs me 'that's me'

I did chuckle.
 
Standing in a museum in New York (national history museum?) we stand looking at grizzly bear in a glass case and she pipes up 'I think its stuffed'

You could hear the sniggers.
Still though Crumpy, I think the dafest thing your lass has ever said was, "I do" to you.

 :laugh:

Just winding you up, you know your canny.
:facepalm:

Offline GeordieMessiah

  • Forum Colossus
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #330 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:15:46 PM »
:lol: Solidarity.

Aye, they're obviously such grumpy old men that when you mention "Apple store" instead of equating that with the finest technology of the moment they hark back to the days of Adam and Eve!  :rolleyes:

Reet - first off, I thought you said Apple 'stall' - you mumbled and didn't make it clear. That's why you got the blank look. I was figuring out if meant the shitty market that was part of Eldon Sq which is why an apple stall seemed a little plausible. Secondly, Apple 'stores' are like rocking horse s*** and not exactly a major name on the average high street which didn't leave any alternative other than some new-age, veggietastic, specialised fruit shop. [/bite]



Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ght :frantic:


:celb: :fight: :slap: :omg: :mike: :sigh:

Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline catmag

  • General Member
  • Cat Lady
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #331 on: Tuesday 30 March 2010, 11:37:17 PM »
I would win any fight or argument and you all know it's true :aww:

Offline OzzieMandias

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #332 on: Thursday 1 April 2010, 11:34:04 AM »


the original newcastle apple store ?

any guesses where it is (johnny pd and i think bigchris aren't allowed )

By the Blackgate?

Offline cp40

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #333 on: Thursday 1 April 2010, 11:40:32 AM »
:lol: Solidarity.

Aye, they're obviously such grumpy old men that when you mention "Apple store" instead of equating that with the finest technology of the moment they hark back to the days of Adam and Eve!  :rolleyes:

Reet - first off, I thought you said Apple 'stall' - you mumbled and didn't make it clear. That's why you got the blank look. I was figuring out if meant the shitty market that was part of Eldon Sq which is why an apple stall seemed a little plausible. Secondly, Apple 'stores' are like rocking horse s*** and not exactly a major name on the average high street which didn't leave any alternative other than some new-age, veggietastic, specialised fruit shop. [/bite]



Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ght :frantic:


:celb: :fight: :slap: :omg: :mike: :sigh:






 ;D ;D ;D :clap:



Offline Dr.Spaceman

  • General Member
  • Absolute C***
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #334 on: Thursday 1 April 2010, 12:54:55 PM »
Talking about cricket and mine said "Eeeh, a didn't know they bowled from both ends."

Stupid bitch.

Offline Bowie

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #335 on: Thursday 1 April 2010, 01:07:07 PM »
Talking about cricket and mine said "Eeeh, a didn't know they bowled from both ends."

Stupid bitch.
:lol:

Offline Keefaz

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #336 on: Thursday 1 April 2010, 01:07:50 PM »


the original newcastle apple store ?

any guesses where it is (johnny pd and i think bigchris aren't allowed )

By the Blackgate?

So, where's it from? And where did you find the photo?

Offline Segun Oluwaniyi

  • babatunde
  • General Member
  • Dope fresh outta Africa that never been stepped on
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #337 on: Tuesday 6 April 2010, 01:22:57 AM »
Her: "What are you watching?"

Me: "Big football match in England. Chelsea are playing."

Her: "England's a weird place. Why would they schedule a soocer game at 8 am?!"

Offline Interpolic

  • Drossbot 5000
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #338 on: Wednesday 7 April 2010, 08:30:08 PM »
"Is this the final?" about every game of football I've watched in the last 3 months.

Offline cp40

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #339 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 01:36:26 PM »
"Is this the final?" about every game of football I've watched in the last 3 months.


i had to explain aggregate after ever goal last night.

Offline madras

  • Philosoraptor
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #340 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:12:38 PM »
"Is this the final?" about every game of football I've watched in the last 3 months.


i had to explain aggregate after ever goal last night.
you didnt attempt the away goals rule did you ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline cp40

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #341 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:16:47 PM »
"Is this the final?" about every game of football I've watched in the last 3 months.




i had to explain aggregate after ever goal last night.
you didnt attempt the away goals rule did you ?


yep. we go through this stuff often, never sticks

Offline madras

  • Philosoraptor
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #342 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:19:51 PM »
"Is this the final?" about every game of football I've watched in the last 3 months.




i had to explain aggregate after ever goal last night.
you didnt attempt the away goals rule did you ?


yep. we go through this stuff often, never sticks
i tried to explain the away goals rule. "in the event of a draw" lots of times. as soon as the away team scored "so they are 2-0 up then ?" i just said "yes........yes they are"
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline cp40

  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #343 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:22:10 PM »
"Is this the final?" about every game of football I've watched in the last 3 months.




i had to explain aggregate after ever goal last night.
you didnt attempt the away goals rule did you ?


yep. we go through this stuff often, never sticks
i tried to explain the away goals rule. "in the event of a draw" lots of times. as soon as the away team scored "so they are 2-0 up then ?" i just said "yes........yes they are"


its often easier to feign agreement on most things than explain why a lass is wrong.

Offline Stifleaay

  • Heavy scarer of dogs
  • General Member
  • Come here you ginger bitch.
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #344 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:28:36 PM »
I managed to explain to my mam last night how the play off's work.

Now their is no excuse for anyone to not know how the play off's work even Ralf Wiggum should know if my mam does.

Offline madras

  • Philosoraptor
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #345 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:30:02 PM »
I managed to explain to my mam last night how the play off's work.

Now their is no excuse for anyone to not know how the play off's wor even Ralf Wiggum should know if my mam does.
try the belgian play offs...f***ing bizarre.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Stifleaay

  • Heavy scarer of dogs
  • General Member
  • Come here you ginger bitch.
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #346 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:33:51 PM »
I managed to explain to my mam last night how the play off's work.

Now their is no excuse for anyone to not know how the play off's wor even Ralf Wiggum should know if my mam does.
try the belgian play offs...f***ing bizarre.
I've never really taken any notice to Belgian football, is that one of those systems where one team from the top league plays a team from a league below and in effect a final could actually promoted someone and relegate another?

Offline madras

  • Philosoraptor
  • General Member
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #347 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:38:54 PM »
I managed to explain to my mam last night how the play off's work.

Now their is no excuse for anyone to not know how the play off's wor even Ralf Wiggum should know if my mam does.
try the belgian play offs...f***ing bizarre.
I've never really taken any notice to Belgian football, is that one of those systems where one team from the top league plays a team from a league below and in effect a final could actually promoted someone and relegate another?
the league has effectivly split in two with the top half only playing other teams in the top half and the bottom teams only .....you get the drift.

Quote
At the end of the regular season, the numbers 1 to 6 will play the playoffs for the championship, in which they start with half of the points they reached during the regular season. Numbers 7 to 14 will play playoffs to decide which team can play against the number three of the championship playoffs for the last European ticket. Number 15 and 16 will relegate to second division.

Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Stifleaay

  • Heavy scarer of dogs
  • General Member
  • Come here you ginger bitch.
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #348 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 05:41:42 PM »
I managed to explain to my mam last night how the play off's work.

Now their is no excuse for anyone to not know how the play off's wor even Ralf Wiggum should know if my mam does.
try the belgian play offs...f***ing bizarre.
I've never really taken any notice to Belgian football, is that one of those systems where one team from the top league plays a team from a league below and in effect a final could actually promoted someone and relegate another?
the league has effectivly split in two with the top half only playing other teams in the top half and the bottom teams only .....you get the drift.

Quote
At the end of the regular season, the numbers 1 to 6 will play the playoffs for the championship, in which they start with half of the points they reached during the regular season. Numbers 7 to 14 will play playoffs to decide which team can play against the number three of the championship playoffs for the last European ticket. Number 15 and 16 will relegate to second division.


Bizare and unfair but fairly simple to follow.

Seems to be amazing to think that you could finish 14th, and still get into Europe at the expense of the 3rd placed team.

palnese

  • Guest
Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #349 on: Thursday 8 April 2010, 07:08:07 PM »
"Do the dishes, while I'm at work, will you?!"