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lankybellwipe

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« Reply #250 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:26:20 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

I knew it was a bird, nothing else. According to wiki:

"Bustards, including floricans and korhaans, are large terrestrial birds mainly associated with dry open country and steppes in the Old World."

f*** OFF!!! I was making a slight joke about buzzards!    :mackems:


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« Reply #251 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:27:22 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

I knew it was a bird, nothing else. According to wiki:

"Bustards, including floricans and korhaans, are large terrestrial birds mainly associated with dry open country and steppes in the Old World."

f*** OFF!!! I was making a slight joke about buzzards!    :mackems:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: Hahaha, there was me thinking you were some kind of ornithological expert!
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« Reply #252 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:27:40 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

OK we're getting somewhere.  What's an Osprey mate?

And were you being serious??   :lol:

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« Reply #253 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:28:54 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

OK we're getting somewhere.  What's an Osprey mate?

And were you being serious??   :lol:

I was aye. :lol: It rang a bell I suppose, but my head hurts today.

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« Reply #254 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:29:00 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

OK we're getting somewhere.  What's an Osprey mate?

And were you being serious??   :lol:

I thought maybe you meant Ostrich.

Your joke was way over all our heads mate, time to dumb it down.

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« Reply #255 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 09:42:28 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?



There are 4 main varieties of Bustards to be had...

The Great Bustard (which you can find on these shores)
The Australian Bustard
The Kori Bustard
and...wait for it.....

The Dutty Bustard!  :celb:

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« Reply #256 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:02:11 PM »
Was all that just for a Nile Ranger joke? Because congrats, that's dedication.
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« Reply #257 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:10:59 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:

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« Reply #258 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:11:59 PM »
:lol:

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« Reply #259 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:12:52 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:
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« Reply #260 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:16:17 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:
ahem........http://www.bigcatsinbritain.org/crypto4.htm

Stop it! :lol:

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« Reply #261 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:28:43 PM »
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME ON MY OWN

No idea when to just go offline for a few days do ya mate?

:lol:

He left a girl with working legs to walk home, ban him from the internet!!!
Do you have a girlfriend?

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« Reply #262 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 10:58:03 PM »
FFS Just had a second one in the space of two days.

We watched Spinal Tap this evening. The wife and I laughing like mentalists at such crazy japes as drawves crushing minature foam stonehenges.

After the credits, as the adverts started the wife asks: "So hangon, was that real or not?"

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« Reply #263 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:13:09 PM »
FFS Just had a second one in the space of two days.

We watched Spinal Tap this evening. The wife and I laughing like mentalists at such crazy japes as drawves crushing minature foam stonehenges.

After the credits, as the adverts started the wife asks: "So hangon, was that real or not?"

With an arse like that, I bet your reply was "who cares baby, bend over!"

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« Reply #264 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:13:50 PM »
FFS Just had a second one in the space of two days.

We watched Spinal Tap this evening. The wife and I laughing like mentalists at such crazy japes as drawves crushing minature foam stonehenges.

After the credits, as the adverts started the wife asks: "So hangon, was that real or not?"

With an arse like that, I bet your reply was "who cares baby, bend over!"

:lol: You are truly a class act, mate.

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« Reply #265 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:17:47 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:

AKA GM

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« Reply #266 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:24:17 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:

AKA GM

Lazy-arsed b******. Come up with a new, original line of abuse or f*** off.

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« Reply #267 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:28:10 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:

AKA GM

Lazy-arsed b******. Come up with a new, original line of abuse or f*** off.

:facepalm:


och aye.

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« Reply #268 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:36:45 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:

AKA GM

Lazy-arsed b******. Come up with a new, original line of abuse or f*** off.

:facepalm:


och aye.

:rant: Get it right up ye, ya bassa.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Stephen927

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« Reply #269 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:37:55 PM »


Yer lucky wee man!

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« Reply #270 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 11:39:18 PM »
My mother-in-law on hearing that we were going to Loch Lomond for a wedding:

"Careful the monster doesn't get you mind!!"

Ah yes, that well known Loch Lomond Monster....  :lol:

AKA GM

Lazy-arsed b******. Come up with a new, original line of abuse or f*** off.

:facepalm:


och aye.

:rant: Get it right up ye, ya bassa.



alreet man keep ya Tam o shanter on, i apologise for the jocking with you. :razz:


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« Reply #271 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 09:55:03 AM »
FFS Just had a second one in the space of two days.

We watched Spinal Tap this evening. The wife and I laughing like mentalists at such crazy japes as drawves crushing minature foam stonehenges.

After the credits, as the adverts started the wife asks: "So hangon, was that real or not?"

With an arse like that, I bet your reply was "who cares baby, bend over!"

:lol: You stay classy San Diego.
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« Reply #272 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 10:50:41 AM »
FFS Just had a second one in the space of two days.

We watched Spinal Tap this evening. The wife and I laughing like mentalists at such crazy japes as drawves crushing minature foam stonehenges.

After the credits, as the adverts started the wife asks: "So hangon, was that real or not?"

With an arse like that, I bet your reply was "who cares baby, bend over!"

:lol: You stay classy San Diego.

If I'd said that I think it would have been: "Go f*** yourself San Diego."

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« Reply #273 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 01:25:54 PM »
her.   you havent put sugar in my tea.
me     I have.
her     well you didnt stir it.
me      i did, i used the cant be arsed spoon.
her      whats that.
me      its the spoon with no handle and no spoony bit.
her     well it dosent taste very nice.

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« Reply #274 on: Saturday 2 January 2010, 01:29:12 PM »
her.   you havent put sugar in my tea.
me     I have.
her     well you didnt stir it.
me      i did, i used the cant be arsed spoon.
her      whats that.
me      its the spoon with no handle and no spoony bit.
her     well it dosent taste very nice.

 :mackems:  has her 'understanding of wit' driver buned up?