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Offline cp40

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« Reply #225 on: Tuesday 1 December 2009, 06:30:31 PM »
she has a driving lesson at 7.

just asked if you have to put petrol in on your test. ffs.

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« Reply #226 on: Tuesday 1 December 2009, 06:32:27 PM »
"I do"

Offline Keefaz

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« Reply #227 on: Tuesday 1 December 2009, 06:52:24 PM »
"Ah dee".

Offline Colo's Short and Curlies

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« Reply #228 on: Friday 11 December 2009, 10:45:57 AM »
Not my lass, but at work today (I'm the only male in an office with 6 women atm for context).

Talking about the Mask, I bring up the perfectly valid comment that Cameron Diaz is stunning, 5 agree but one screws up her face, says she looks like a hamster (!?) then goes on to say that she thinks Drew Barrymore is stunning.

Nothing particularly wrong with Ms Barrymore, but to say that Diaz is not good looking but Barrymore is??? Crazy!
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« Reply #229 on: Friday 11 December 2009, 11:12:13 AM »
Not my lass, but at work today (I'm the only male in an office with 6 women atm for context).

Talking about the Mask, I bring up the perfectly valid comment that Cameron Diaz is stunning, 5 agree but one screws up her face, says she looks like a hamster (!?) then goes on to say that she thinks Drew Barrymore is stunning.

Nothing particularly wrong with Ms Barrymore, but to say that Diaz is not good looking but Barrymore is??? Crazy!
to be fair diaz does have a reputation for having a maingy pelt and not scrubbing up well when off camera.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #230 on: Friday 11 December 2009, 11:15:07 AM »
Not my lass, but at work today (I'm the only male in an office with 6 women atm for context).

Talking about the Mask, I bring up the perfectly valid comment that Cameron Diaz is stunning, 5 agree but one screws up her face, says she looks like a hamster (!?) then goes on to say that she thinks Drew Barrymore is stunning.

Nothing particularly wrong with Ms Barrymore, but to say that Diaz is not good looking but Barrymore is??? Crazy!

Diaz is a babe in that movie, smokinnnnn

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« Reply #231 on: Friday 11 December 2009, 11:15:33 AM »
Not my lass, but at work today (I'm the only male in an office with 6 women atm for context).

Talking about the Mask, I bring up the perfectly valid comment that Cameron Diaz is stunning, 5 agree but one screws up her face, says she looks like a hamster (!?) then goes on to say that she thinks Drew Barrymore is stunning.

Nothing particularly wrong with Ms Barrymore, but to say that Diaz is not good looking but Barrymore is??? Crazy!
to be fair diaz does have a reputation for having a maingy pelt and not scrubbing up well when off camera.


your just a whinging old git

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« Reply #232 on: Friday 11 December 2009, 11:22:25 AM »
Not my lass, but at work today (I'm the only male in an office with 6 women atm for context).

Talking about the Mask, I bring up the perfectly valid comment that Cameron Diaz is stunning, 5 agree but one screws up her face, says she looks like a hamster (!?) then goes on to say that she thinks Drew Barrymore is stunning.

Nothing particularly wrong with Ms Barrymore, but to say that Diaz is not good looking but Barrymore is??? Crazy!
to be fair diaz does have a reputation for having a maingy pelt and not scrubbing up well when off camera.


your just a whinging old git
but it's not down to my age.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #233 on: Saturday 26 December 2009, 02:05:12 PM »
Think the mouse poison we laid down has finally worked, you can sort of tell from the unmistakable stench of rotting mouse cadaver that seems to be coming from the wall between our bathroom and kitchen...so she's been cleaning the bathroom and kitchen from top to bottom, trying to ventilate them both. Good on her. Won't make the blindest bit of difference, mind. So I told her this and she comes back enraged with:

"Well, the dead mouse still smells better than your s*** or your armpits, dearest."

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It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

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« Reply #234 on: Saturday 26 December 2009, 05:48:43 PM »
The bairn dropped her phone down the toilet. Right round the f***ing u bend it went, never to be seen again (on xmas eve)

She's crying telling our lass. Our lass says 'have you tried ringing it ?'

If there was just one iota of sense in the statement i could've forgiven it.


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« Reply #235 on: Saturday 26 December 2009, 06:00:46 PM »
 :doh:

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #236 on: Tuesday 29 December 2009, 11:57:46 PM »
"You know I've spent over 90 days on N-O since I signed up..."

"90 days? thats like more than a year! "

"no, thats not..."

"oh, wait, whats 52?"
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Offline cp40

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« Reply #237 on: Thursday 31 December 2009, 12:28:13 PM »
Daughter last night.


I think Phil Killed Archie cos he needs a Lullaby.

Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #238 on: Thursday 31 December 2009, 05:11:28 PM »
I went for a p*ss and came back in the room and she said "we must get that toilet fixed, the flush is going on for ages after the inital flush!"


"erm, thats the TV down stairs"

WTF

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« Reply #239 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 06:39:08 PM »
Playing articulate last night.

someone (thankfully not my lass) giving the following clues

Where the Spanish Grand Prix is (Monaco)
Actor in Greece (Hercules)

And the best answer of the night (real answer was cooking) - her other half 'what we did together last night' - answer 'anal'
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« Reply #240 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 06:48:32 PM »
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME ON MY OWN

Offline Dr. TC

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« Reply #241 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 06:54:47 PM »
Playing articulate last night.

someone (thankfully not my lass) giving the following clues

Where the Spanish Grand Prix is (Monaco)
Actor in Greece (Hercules)

And the best answer of the night (real answer was cooking) - her other half 'what we did together last night' - answer 'anal'

Haha, I was playing this with my lass the other day. I wasn't on her team.

She describes "child of an unmarried couple." answer - "b******." Moves on

After the round I'm thinking that's an awfully strong word to have in a game for all ages, especially in the nature section. Checked the card: "Bustard". She's like: "WTF is a Bustard? Thought it must be a misspelling."

Mind you, how the hell you would begin describe that I've no idea.

Offline Dr. TC

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« Reply #242 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 06:55:18 PM »
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME ON MY OWN

No idea when to just go offline for a few days do ya mate?

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #243 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:11:42 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?
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Offline Interpolic

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« Reply #244 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:12:39 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

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« Reply #245 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:16:57 PM »
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME ON MY OWN

No idea when to just go offline for a few days do ya mate?

:lol:

He left a girl with working legs to walk home, ban him from the internet!!!

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« Reply #246 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:16:57 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

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« Reply #247 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:18:24 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

OK we're getting somewhere.  What's an Osprey mate?

Offline Dr. TC

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« Reply #248 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:19:06 PM »
What the f*** is a bustard?

:lol:  Exactly, I haven't got a clue either.

Isn't it a bit like an Osprey?

I knew it was a bird, nothing else. According to wiki:

"Bustards, including floricans and korhaans, are large terrestrial birds mainly associated with dry open country and steppes in the Old World."

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #249 on: Friday 1 January 2010, 07:21:13 PM »
That's the most difficult thing I've ever heard from Articulate, like. I've never really not even been able to begin to describe the challenge...
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