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Offline QBG

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« Reply #850 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:37:59 PM »
Her: "My bag smells really leathery."

Me: "Well is it made of leather?"

Her: "Yes."

Me: :facepalm:

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« Reply #851 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:42:59 PM »
:lol:

I honestly don't think I say anything that's really, really stupid.

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« Reply #852 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:43:17 PM »
Reminds me, not something she said but something she did.

My lass isn't one to spend silly money on clothes and stuff but for some reason, completely out of character she found a bag she liked and just took it to the till without checking how much it was, then she felt too embarrassed to say no thanks so bought it despite it costing a lot more than she* would spend on something like that.








*I paid for it  :blush:

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« Reply #853 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:45:51 PM »
How much? :lol:

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« Reply #854 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:49:28 PM »
£75, probably not much in real women world but to me that's a hell of a lot for a bag that barely holds her purse.

She would normally see if there is one cheaper than the £20 one she is currently looking at.

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« Reply #855 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:51:20 PM »
£75, probably not much in real women world but to me that's a hell of a lot for a bag that barely holds her purse.

She would normally see if there is one cheaper than the £20 one she is currently looking at.

Was it a Radley?

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« Reply #856 on: Monday 29 August 2011, 11:53:28 PM »
No, I do know that name though my mum and aunty are obsessed by it.

It had a little heart or something on it which my lass took off to bin but her workmate told her she was an idiot and took them off her.

Tbf it is a really nice bag, just not something I was planning on buying :lol:

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« Reply #857 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 12:01:55 AM »
No, I do know that name though my mum and aunty are obsessed by it.

It had a little heart or something on it which my lass took off to bin but her workmate told her she was an idiot and took them off her.

Tbf it is a really nice bag, just not something I was planning on buying :lol:

I'm sure she appreciated it ;)

And yes, us girls like a bit of Radley. Luckily my local retail outlet has just opened a discount Radley shop. About time I paid it a visit actually... :aww:

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« Reply #858 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 12:05:28 AM »
Tbf she deserves it, her boyfriend is a right dickhead :lol:

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« Reply #859 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 12:18:38 AM »
Tbf she deserves it, her boyfriend is a right dickhead :lol:

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« Reply #860 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 03:19:49 AM »
Tbf she deserves it, her boyfriend is a right dickhead :lol:


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« Reply #861 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 09:59:44 AM »
Her: Why do you watch wrestling? Its all fake anyway.

Me: Its as real as Eastenders

Her:....

Me: :memelol:
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« Reply #862 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 10:20:18 AM »
 :lol: :thup: well played sir :snod:

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« Reply #863 on: Tuesday 30 August 2011, 03:56:34 PM »
Aye, am dining out on that bad boy like :lol:
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« Reply #864 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 01:03:38 AM »
She used to love Sesame Street when she was a kid (I never watched it) and she apparently caught an episode for the first time in years today.  She went into this massive, overly detailed and quite airy-fairy, babyish description of the episode, concluding with "... and then Elmo turned up at the end and started acting the t*** AS USUAL" out of nowhere, with a level of disgust I don't think I've ever heard from her. :lol: She never even swears usually. :lol:

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« Reply #865 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 08:09:24 AM »
To be fair Elmo IS a complete w*****.

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« Reply #866 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 11:47:54 AM »
Aye never really liked Elmo.

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« Reply #867 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 05:14:11 PM »
c*** that he is.

Offline Rebellious

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« Reply #868 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 06:28:21 PM »
My wife though the Term Lead Foot was meant for people who have one boot bigger than the other due to disabilities.
She thought you poor oil over the engine.

Theres loads more will have to have a think.

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« Reply #869 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 06:57:23 PM »
What is lead foot again? Something to do with driving quick?

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« Reply #870 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 07:01:28 PM »
A female friend of mine just started her job as a real estate broker. At her first showing a guy asked if he could see the fuse box.
"Of course you can!"
She leads him to the entrance hall and opens the key cabinet :lol:
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Offline QBG

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« Reply #871 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 07:23:43 PM »
Talking to her sister about her Performing Arts degree:

Her: What was that Joan of Arc one you did?

Me (interjecting): Joan of Arc?

Her: Yeah! That's the one!


Then in line at the Co-Op

Her: That man in front of us has got fish and chips, ooo maybe we should get some chips, oh no in fact the shop might not be open.

:facepalm:

Offline MKSC

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« Reply #872 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 09:06:31 PM »
To be fair mate, she's pretty fit and going out with you. There had to be something wrong.

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« Reply #873 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 10:04:40 PM »

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« Reply #874 on: Saturday 3 September 2011, 10:58:03 PM »
It's truly frightening one of my mates is allowed to drive. A couple of weeks ago she was talking about an accident she nearly had, when she came out with: 'Do you know when your're coming to junction and you're supposed to stop but you kind of forget?'

Then a couple of days ago it was: 'Sometimes I just don't see pedestrian crossings' when talking about a guy that was scowling at us that she'd nearly hit moments earlier.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."