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« Reply #2875 on: Saturday 30 May 2020, 09:04:44 PM »
While talking about the SpaceX thing.

Her: "So what was the aim of the mission".

Me: "They where going to the ISS"

Her: "Oh is that the space station in the sky?"

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« Reply #2876 on: Monday 1 June 2020, 08:53:47 PM »
“You’ve been poisoned by your own petard”
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« Reply #2877 on: Tuesday 2 June 2020, 01:20:18 PM »
On the protests in America "why are they still protesting?"

This is the first time she's said anything remotely daft.

I couldn't even respond appropriately and for the first time in 10 years raised my voice at her.

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« Reply #2878 on: Friday 5 June 2020, 05:23:17 PM »
What happened 10 years ago?

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« Reply #2879 on: Thursday 25 June 2020, 09:10:30 AM »
Watching the film unbroken, the guys are lost at sea on a life raft.

Wor lass, "Well at least they have plenty of water to drink."

Shocked I said, "Err you will die if you drink sea water."

She said, "Well it's better than nothing."
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« Reply #2880 on: Thursday 2 July 2020, 02:08:27 PM »
She's just asked me what phone deal she should get. One with x phone for £32 a month with £39 upfront and 25g of data. One with x phone for £35 a month, no upfront cost andunlimited data. Can get one now as upgrade or can get other later when contract expires....

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She does this all the time and it infuriates me. Because if she does whatever I've said and she doesn't like it, or it doesn't work or whatever, then the instant comment is "well you said...."

You're 34. Make a decision. f***s sake.
Soon you will find out the man I'm supposed to be.

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« Reply #2881 on: Sunday 12 July 2020, 09:01:41 PM »
"Thats disgusting, Styria holding a Grand prix when there's all that war going on there"
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #2882 on: Wednesday 22 July 2020, 12:09:35 AM »
Holding out a length of the metal recoily type tape measure and looking at it and seeing only Inches and Centimetres "have we got one with millimetres on it ?"


She's not thick, just very lazy in the rhinking dept when I'm there.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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« Reply #2883 on: Wednesday 22 July 2020, 10:35:31 AM »
"Thats disgusting, Styria holding a Grand prix when there's all that war going on there"

:lol: :lol:

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« Reply #2884 on: Thursday 6 August 2020, 10:30:53 AM »
On the beirut explosion, "well at least it happened in a scrap yard," while seeing cars piled onto of each other.
Sir Bobby Robson: “What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.”

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« Reply #2885 on: Saturday 19 September 2020, 12:11:12 AM »
‘You know, that Space X guy.....Elton Musk.’
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« Reply #2886 on: Saturday 19 September 2020, 05:19:33 PM »
‘You know, that Space X guy.....Elton Musk.’

Rocketman.

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« Reply #2887 on: Saturday 19 September 2020, 05:36:09 PM »
Elton - Musk

It's not a fragrance that appeals to me.

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« Reply #2888 on: Monday 12 October 2020, 05:27:34 PM »
Just watching Pointless and it turns out my lass doesn't know the difference between Harold MacMillan and Harold Shipman.

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« Reply #2889 on: Monday 12 October 2020, 05:34:38 PM »
:lol:

My housemate the other day was watching The Darkest Hour (film about Winston Churchill) asked if it was based on a real person

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« Reply #2890 on: Monday 12 October 2020, 05:34:50 PM »
Just watching Pointless and it turns out my lass doesn't know the difference between Harold MacMillan and Harold Shipman.
I'm not sure I'd have wanted to see Shipman with access to nukes [emoji38]
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« Reply #2891 on: Monday 12 October 2020, 05:51:00 PM »
On the Sopranos

'Is that the one with Jerry Seinfeld in'

Me: No

'Oh what programme was he in?'

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