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Offline Pilko

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« Reply #25 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:39:25 pm »
:lol: To be fair wor lass is canny intelligent, she just comes out with some stupid f***ing questions. Hasn't got a clue about any sort of geography.

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« Reply #26 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:40:46 pm »
Mine said that Wales isn't a country.  :laugh:
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« Reply #27 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:40:47 pm »
You must have picked her up at Margie Suttons.

 :lol:

We called it Maggie Buttons Mr. Manure............ yes.. I know it's Mr. Mora
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Offline Pilko

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« Reply #28 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:41:47 pm »
Mine said that Wales isn't a country.  :laugh:

If she can make that into some form of policy then I'll vote for her to be PM tbh.
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Offline TêteDeMaure

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« Reply #29 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:45:14 pm »
You must have picked her up at Margie Suttons.

 :lol:

We called it Maggie Buttons Mr. Manure............ yes.. I know it's Mr. Mora

Haha never heard it called Maggie Buttons like. Favourite insult in junior school that, came flooding back to me.

Offline cp40

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« Reply #30 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:45:30 pm »
:lol: To be fair wor lass is canny intelligent, she just comes out with some stupid f***ing questions. Hasn't got a clue about any sort of geography.


you could be seeing my lass judging by that, come to think of it , where is she tonite :shifty:

Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #31 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:46:10 pm »
I feel left out because my lass hasn't said anything funny enough to be posted in this thread  :undecided:

Offline cp40

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« Reply #32 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:47:09 pm »
I feel left out because my lass hasn't said anything funny enough to be posted in this thread  :undecided:


give it time,  take her to a Zoo , never fails.

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« Reply #33 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:47:11 pm »
Mine said that Wales isn't a country.  :laugh:

If she can make that into some form of policy then I'll vote for her to be PM tbh.

Woahh there Mr. Pilko!  Without Wales, we wouldn't have sheepskin jackets, liver, lamb, or a team that has a chance in the four nations.... normally!
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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #34 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:52:35 pm »
I feel left out because my lass hasn't said anything funny enough to be posted in this thread  :undecided:


give it time,  take her to a Zoo , never fails.

Her inability to grasp of the offside rule is fairly funny but not funny enough.

Right off to Edinburgh Zoo we go.

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« Reply #35 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:06:25 pm »
This thread has got me paranoid that I say daft things.  :no:

Offline cp40

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« Reply #36 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:13:12 pm »
This thread has got me paranoid that I say daft things.  :no:


you do, ive read your posts.

Offline Jill

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« Reply #37 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:17:53 pm »
This thread has got me paranoid that I say daft things.  :no:


you do, ive read your posts.

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Offline Liam Liam Liam O

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« Reply #38 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:24:59 pm »
Mine said that Wales isn't a country.  :laugh:

If she can make that into some form of policy then I'll vote for her to be PM tbh.

I don't think Tooj would shag PM like, but you never know.

Offline Pilko

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« Reply #39 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:30:26 pm »
Mine said that Wales isn't a country.  :laugh:

If she can make that into some form of policy then I'll vote for her to be PM tbh.

I don't think Tooj would shag PM like, but you never know.

:laugh:
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« Reply #40 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:30:34 pm »
My ex lass once said in front of my dad 'Michael, have you shown your dad your hole?' It was the first time they met aswell.

The reason being that I had earlier in the day tried pulling a wall plug out of the wall and it had left a massive hole. My dad just went 'Should I go out and come back in?'

Not my lass, but a lass mate asked which country Lescott was from whilst watching an England match.
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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #41 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:39:24 pm »
My ex lass once said in front of my dad 'Michael, have you shown your dad your hole?' It was the first time they met aswell.

The reason being that I had earlier in the day tried pulling a wall plug out of the wall and it had left a massive hole. My dad just went 'Should I go out and come back in?'

Not my lass, but a lass mate asked which country Lescott was from whilst watching an England match.

Don't know why but that one tickled me in particular for some reason  ;D

Offline LucaAltieri

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« Reply #42 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:40:20 pm »
My ex lass once said in front of my dad 'Michael, have you shown your dad your hole?' It was the first time they met aswell.

The reason being that I had earlier in the day tried pulling a wall plug out of the wall and it had left a massive hole. My dad just went 'Should I go out and come back in?'

Not my lass, but a lass mate asked which country Lescott was from whilst watching an England match.

Don't know why but that one tickled me in particular for some reason  ;D

Racist.

Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #43 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:41:33 pm »
My ex lass once said in front of my dad 'Michael, have you shown your dad your hole?' It was the first time they met aswell.

The reason being that I had earlier in the day tried pulling a wall plug out of the wall and it had left a massive hole. My dad just went 'Should I go out and come back in?'

Not my lass, but a lass mate asked which country Lescott was from whilst watching an England match.

Don't know why but that one tickled me in particular for some reason  ;D

Racist.

I cant be racists I know 2 Lescott coloured people.

Offline LucaAltieri

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« Reply #44 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:44:29 pm »
My ex lass once said in front of my dad 'Michael, have you shown your dad your hole?' It was the first time they met aswell.

The reason being that I had earlier in the day tried pulling a wall plug out of the wall and it had left a massive hole. My dad just went 'Should I go out and come back in?'

Not my lass, but a lass mate asked which country Lescott was from whilst watching an England match.

Don't know why but that one tickled me in particular for some reason  ;D

Racist.

I cant be racists I know 2 Lescott coloured people.

What country are they from?

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« Reply #45 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 09:45:42 pm »
My ex lass once said in front of my dad 'Michael, have you shown your dad your hole?' It was the first time they met aswell.

The reason being that I had earlier in the day tried pulling a wall plug out of the wall and it had left a massive hole. My dad just went 'Should I go out and come back in?'

Not my lass, but a lass mate asked which country Lescott was from whilst watching an England match.

Don't know why but that one tickled me in particular for some reason  ;D

Racist.

I cant be racists I know 2 Lescott coloured people.

What country are they from?

Wales  :kinnear:

Offline midds

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« Reply #46 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 10:36:34 pm »
Cath doesn't say stupid things. :hmm:

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Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #47 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 10:59:07 pm »
Cath doesn't say stupid things. :hmm:

She was stood right beside you whilst your typed that, wasn't she?
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Offline cp40

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« Reply #48 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 11:03:57 pm »
Cath doesn't say stupid things. :hmm:

She was stood right beside you whilst your typed that, wasn't she?

defo, in the room.

Offline Liam Liam Liam O

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« Reply #49 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 11:08:41 pm »
You lot are all so wrong.  Midds is in charge in that house. :nods: