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Offline cp40

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The Stupid things your Lass has said thread
« on: Friday 26 June 2009, 05:37:23 PM »
Inspired to start this thread today, after the lastest in a long line of classics from my lass.


So, im just finishing work today about 1-30 , when she rings me, to tell me her meeting at st Nicks hospital has finished.
So i offer to pick her up.

She gets in the car, and without a hint of irony.

' This place is f***ing Mad!'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D



edit, to those who dont know, its a mental hospital.
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Offline Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #1 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 05:40:52 PM »
"stalin? he's from Red Dwarf ain't he?"

Offline Pilko

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #2 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 05:58:22 PM »
Last year:

"So, is Beckham playing for England?"

"Yeah, number 18 there"

"Ah, I thought he went off to play for America?"
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline Shak

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« Reply #3 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 06:07:33 PM »
"They have cars in Russia?!"

As we viewed the photos of our friends recent holiday.

About an hour later I went to the laptop and she had left the browser open after she'd finished with it. Was open on the wiki page entitled 'Russia'.

:lol:

Offline matta

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« Reply #4 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 06:07:46 PM »
"can we watch something else"(kan vi ikke se på no anna?, in norwegian)


newcastle vs boro this year.


we're still together. crazy i know :)

Offline Rocker

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« Reply #5 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 06:10:54 PM »
Hope you brayed her  :thup:

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #6 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 06:15:19 PM »
To her mother: "you know james is catered? Well his dinners cost £4.50 a night, and if you add breakfasts onto that it's almost £40 a day!
Her mother: Do you not mean...a week?
Her: Nah, I worked it out before, it's £40 a day.

:lol:
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Dave

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #7 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 06:16:51 PM »
'Yes'

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #8 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 06:20:18 PM »
"If you don't start paying attention to me it's over."

Easiest break-up, ever.
If you're bored when you're alone, you're in bad company.

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #9 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:07:32 PM »
What number do you wear when you play football on sunday ?

'11'

Is that 5 a side ?

Offline SEMTEX

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #10 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:23:40 PM »
"If you don't start paying attention to me it's over."

Easiest break-up, ever.

I hope you replied with:

"..... what?"

Offline Pilko

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« Reply #11 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:32:30 PM »
'Yes'

Bet you'll update that in a year with "I do"
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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #12 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:34:43 PM »
"Thats the wrong hole"

Yeah, I know. Your point?  :bluestar:

Offline Pilko

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #13 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:37:37 PM »
"Thats the wrong hole"

The girl from crazy golf?
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #15 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:48:50 PM »
She said something (can't remember what)
Me: Bollocks
Her (without even blinking): If I had bollocks I would teabag you!


Random bitch :lol:


Shop in town named "The Sandwich Shop"
Her: Do you think they sell sandwiches? (geniune question).

Offline Leazes1986

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« Reply #16 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:51:49 PM »
At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?"



Alan Shearer:

404 games for Newcastle - 206 goals
63 Caps for England - 30 goals
733 career games - 379 goals
Newcastle's all time leading goalscorer
Ended his career by scoring against the scum in a 4-1 win
Turned Man United down, but lived the dream Alan Shearer=TRUE LEGEND

Offline cp40

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #17 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:54:15 PM »
At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?"



 ;D ;D

what fking beach??

Offline Leazes1986

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« Reply #18 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 07:55:39 PM »
At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?"



 ;D ;D

what fking beach??

Shields  :lol:


Alan Shearer:

404 games for Newcastle - 206 goals
63 Caps for England - 30 goals
733 career games - 379 goals
Newcastle's all time leading goalscorer
Ended his career by scoring against the scum in a 4-1 win
Turned Man United down, but lived the dream Alan Shearer=TRUE LEGEND

Offline cp40

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« Reply #19 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:00:41 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:04:23 PM »
At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?"



 ;D ;D

what fking beach??

Shields  :lol:



 :laugh:



 :mackems:

I was gonna say you must be joking........ but that has to be true

Offline Leazes1986

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« Reply #21 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:07:32 PM »
At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?"



 ;D ;D

what fking beach??

Shields  :lol:



 :laugh:



 :mackems:

I was gonna say you must be joking........ but that has to be true

 :lol: f*** off, she's from Jarra  :lol:


Alan Shearer:

404 games for Newcastle - 206 goals
63 Caps for England - 30 goals
733 career games - 379 goals
Newcastle's all time leading goalscorer
Ended his career by scoring against the scum in a 4-1 win
Turned Man United down, but lived the dream Alan Shearer=TRUE LEGEND

Offline TêteDeMaure

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« Reply #22 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:15:43 PM »
You must have picked her up at Margie Suttons.

lankybellwipe

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« Reply #23 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:19:12 PM »
At the beach: "Is London on the other side of the water?"



 ;D ;D

what fking beach??

Shields  :lol:



 :laugh:



 :mackems:

I was gonna say you must be joking........ but that has to be true

 :lol: f*** off, she's from Jarra  :lol:

Really  :kasper:

15 years ago, I was seeing a lass from Jarra called A****

Anyhoo me and a mate were playing Sensible Soccer at mine, well, my parents house, where I lived, when she appeared, fully expected. Me and my mate were starting a game (me toon - him Liverpool) and she said "Don't mind me, I'll sit and watch....... who's in the red?"

To which my mate responded "me!"

"And who's in the black?"

 :frantic:

I do not lie!

Offline Leazes1986

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Re: The Stupid things your Lass has said thread.
« Reply #24 on: Friday 26 June 2009, 08:37:22 PM »
 :lol: To be fair wor lass is canny intelligent, she just comes out with some stupid f***ing questions. Hasn't got a clue about any sort of geography.


Alan Shearer:

404 games for Newcastle - 206 goals
63 Caps for England - 30 goals
733 career games - 379 goals
Newcastle's all time leading goalscorer
Ended his career by scoring against the scum in a 4-1 win
Turned Man United down, but lived the dream Alan Shearer=TRUE LEGEND