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Offline DJ_NUFC

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North Korea, Kim Jong-un and all that...
« on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:35:35 PM »
The "latest" pictures of N. Korea preparing to launch missiles are in a way fuckin' welcome in my book, not because of the potential short-term violence, but because it's about time that midget did something to f*** up his own existence. The North Korean people need to wake the f*** up after how he and his father have put them to sleep since the 1950s.

The biggest cult there ever was.
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Offline SEMTEX

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:39:22 PM »
You'll not be saying that if they go straight for Byker Bridge.

Offline DJ_NUFC

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 04:41:41 PM »
All well and good since I live in Canada. :)

Offline SEMTEX

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« Reply #3 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 05:25:33 PM »
All well and good since I live in Canada. :)

Aye but you'd have nee f***er left to reply to your threads.

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Re: North Korea, Kim Jong Il and all that...
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 05:40:30 PM »


Oh, herro.

Offline Haz

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Re: North Korea, Kim Jong Il and all that...
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 05:46:57 PM »
"I'm so ronery, so ronery........
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Offline GG

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« Reply #6 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:01:04 PM »
Re-unification would be way unfair on the South. It's like the imbalance in output and lack of productivity between the productive West and unproductive East of Germany, but dwarfing that. f***.
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Offline DJ_NUFC

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« Reply #7 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:25:04 PM »
I haven't even thought about reunification. Honestly, in terms of babysteps, the biggest babystep needs to be taken by getting this c***'s legacy off that country. Little Brother has really tightened the screw and the Thought-Police doing such a great job that the proletariat doesn't even know they're oppressed.

Offline pedro111

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« Reply #8 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 06:48:51 PM »
All well and good since I live in Canada. :)

I was just about to make a smug comment about Toronto being more vulnerable to North Korea's missile attacks than Newcastle when I measured the respective distances from Pyongyang on Google Earth only to find that Newcastle is closer to it than Toronto is!!!  :yikes:

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« Reply #9 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:01:07 PM »
:razz: No thank you, we have our own trigger-happy neighbours to worry about.

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« Reply #10 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:44:44 PM »
:razz: No thank you, we have our own trigger-happy neighbours to worry about.

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Offline Tooj

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« Reply #11 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 07:48:13 PM »
Re-unification would be way unfair on the South. It's like the imbalance in output and lack of productivity between the productive West and unproductive East of Germany, but dwarfing that. f***.

You're far too clever for your own good.
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Offline Decky

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Re: North Korea, Kim Jong Il and all that...
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:39:28 PM »
Re-unification would be way unfair on the South. It's like the imbalance in output and lack of productivity between the productive West and unproductive East of Germany, but dwarfing that. f***.

You're far too clever for your own good.

I fear he isnt enjoying his youth enough Jonny :(
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Offline DJ_NUFC

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« Reply #13 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:46:28 PM »
We should all take him to a Gentleman's Club. Like blondes with big tits, Morning Glory?

Offline GG

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« Reply #14 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:50:45 PM »
We should all take him to a Gentleman's Club. Like blondes with big tits, Morning Glory?

Why, has Gejon dyed his hair?
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:52:53 PM »
He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.
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Offline pedro111

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« Reply #16 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:54:11 PM »
He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

Get out.

Offline GG

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« Reply #17 on: Thursday 26 March 2009, 08:55:30 PM »
He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

And uses coleslaw as lube.
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Offline Gorilla

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« Reply #18 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 11:38:47 AM »
They'd never be able to hit anywhere then Uk their missiles only have a range of 5000 Miles plus we are covered by a missile shield, parts of the US (Covered by missile shields) , eastern europe(Wonder if those russian b******s will shut the f*** up about that missile shield in the Czech Republic now), Asia and Oceania are all viable targets though.

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Re: North Korea, Kim Jong Il and all that...
« Reply #19 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 11:42:59 AM »
The "latest" pictures of N. Korea preparing to launch missiles are in a way fuckin' welcome in my book, not because of the potential short-term violence, but because it's about time that midget did something to f*** up his own existence. The North Korean people need to wake the f*** up after how he and his father have put them to sleep since the 1950s.

The biggest cult there ever was.

Absolute mentalist of a place.
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Offline Disco

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« Reply #20 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 11:45:18 AM »
I'm absolutely facinated by North Korea, would love to go before it all changes which it undoubtadly will before too long. So different from here its unbelievable almost.

Offline Rob W

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« Reply #21 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 01:21:16 PM »
I was talking to a guy from the South two weeks ago

he reckoned that there are two possibilities

1.  Things get so bad there is a revoltion and a lot of bloodshed

2.  the South "buys" the North in a "velvet revolution" as in Jormany

Either way he reckoned the North is so poor it will take decades of  work and pain on both sides before it's one country again
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Offline themanupstairs

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« Reply #22 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 01:33:39 PM »
He needs to go to a brothel that allows shittin, trust me.

And uses coleslaw as lube.

 Never in my life did I ever think I'd read a thread that contained Kim Jong Il and coleslaw lube. Such thought provoking food for the seoul.
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Offline spizz energi

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« Reply #23 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 02:00:39 PM »
Fascinating place. If you use Google Earth there's some great pointers for NK to be found here -

http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=165426&page=all

Offline Decky

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« Reply #24 on: Friday 27 March 2009, 02:01:47 PM »
Surprised NK allowed Google to show the country
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