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208 (91.6%)
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Author Topic: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?  (Read 73344 times)

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Offline Decky

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1300 on: Sunday 29 December 2019, 10:32:43 PM »
My s***s have been woeful this week as expected. Drinking Guinness and eating s*** food has made my s***s the deepest darkest of blacks and greens. It has a play dough kind of consistency as well.
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline Mike

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1301 on: Sunday 29 December 2019, 10:46:05 PM »
:lol: You ever get the feeling we've all known each other too f***ing long.

Offline Froggy

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1302 on: Monday 30 December 2019, 09:16:24 AM »
My s***s have been woeful this week as expected. Drinking Guinness and eating s*** food has made my s***s the deepest darkest of blacks and greens. It has a play dough kind of consistency as well.

https://bit.ly/2SCgf9t

Offline triggs

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1303 on: Tuesday 24 March 2020, 11:33:31 PM »
Been watching that "100 Humans" social experiment type s**** on Netflix. Apparently some people don't even look at the toilet paper after using it to ensure their arse is clean. Please don't tell me this is common?
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

Offline thomas

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1304 on: Wednesday 25 March 2020, 01:08:03 AM »
That's a level of confidence I can't even fathom :lol:

Offline Decky

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1305 on: Wednesday 25 March 2020, 01:34:41 AM »
I check with every wipe. I smell the last few to be sure.
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline Froggy

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1306 on: Wednesday 25 March 2020, 06:31:46 AM »
I check with every wipe. I smell the last few to be sure.

:lol: f*** off Decky

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1307 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 10:22:55 AM »
I check with every wipe. I smell the last few to be sure.

:lol:
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Online samptime29

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1308 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 10:24:53 AM »
I always have a morning s*** between 8.30am-9.00am.

Offline Tyne81

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1309 on: Friday 27 March 2020, 09:32:04 AM »
I always have a morning s*** between 8.30am-9.00am.

First thing in the morning after a coffee so around 7. Like clockwork, everyday. Followed by the second showing after breakfast, around 8.

Im still keeping up a high calorie protein dense diet for my weight training but supping beer every night. Shiteing around 6-7 times a day, worst possible timing for the bog roll shortage.

Online samptime29

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1310 on: Friday 27 March 2020, 09:40:35 AM »
I always have a morning s*** between 8.30am-9.00am.

First thing in the morning after a coffee so around 7. Like clockwork, everyday. Followed by the second showing after breakfast, around 8.

Im still keeping up a high calorie protein dense diet for my weight training but supping beer every night. Shiteing around 6-7 times a day, worst possible timing for the bog roll shortage.

I'm late today. Wtf rattled here. See you in 10 mins.

Online samptime29

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Re: Do you appreciate a good sh*t?
« Reply #1311 on: Friday 27 March 2020, 09:51:56 AM »
Feel incredible. That was a game-changer of a dump.  :lol: