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Stephen927

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #50 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 07:56:31 pm »
I don't have any preference with venue, I could get to any of them really.

Quite pleased so far with the interest shown in this. :)

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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 07:57:35 pm »
Need to start thinking of a way to sort out who would actually be playing if you had considerably more than the number required. Dance-off?
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 07:58:31 pm »
Need to start thinking of a way to sort out who would actually be playing if you had considerably more than the number required. Dance-off?

Street fight.

Yeah that could be a problem, understandably people wanna be playing and not on a bench.

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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:02:35 pm »
How about we lock the thread after 22 members confirm they'll play?
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:03:44 pm »
How about we lock the thread after 22 members confirm they'll play?

Doubt 22 people would know for definite whether they could come for a while yet, due to getting date/venue sorted, and personal circumstances.
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:06:45 pm »
How about we lock the thread after 22 members confirm they'll play?

Doubt 22 people would know for definite whether they could come for a while yet, due to getting date/venue sorted, and personal circumstances.

yeah, your bound to have people dropping out.
when we book we should say 22 people, but if there's less i doubt they'd be arsed as long as the money is paid.
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:07:19 pm »
I think realistically we're looking at it being in the New Year.

I think the number should be a bit higher to allow for peoples circumstances changing and people dropping out.

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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:17:11 pm »
Blimey, £22 is cracking value - or am I just accepting the ludicrous 5 a side indoor prices as the norm? In Darlo at least, anyway.
£50 for an hour at Soccarena.

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #58 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:20:41 pm »
If you gave me enough advance warning I would come over for a game (has to be weekend), got a hamstring strung at the moment but central midfield a la nicky butt for me...

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well...
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #59 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:23:54 pm »
If you gave me enough advance warning I would come over for a game (has to be weekend), got a hamstring strung at the moment but central midfield a la nicky butt for me...

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well...

Only after two-footed lunges, Proph.

And you're prone to missing open goals  :pow:

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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:26:37 pm »
If you gave me enough advance warning I would come over for a game (has to be weekend), got a hamstring strung at the moment but central midfield a la nicky butt for me...

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well...

Only after two-footed lunges, Proph.

And you're prone to missing open goals  :pow:

Handbags at dawn.

 :lol:

Was it bollocks a two footed lunge, I got the ball and you made the most of the follow through.

...and defenders shouldn't be the ones relied upon to provide goals, especially defenders with two right feet.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #61 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:28:06 pm »
If you gave me enough advance warning I would come over for a game (has to be weekend), got a hamstring strung at the moment but central midfield a la nicky butt for me...

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well...

Only after two-footed lunges, Proph.

And you're prone to missing open goals  :pow:

Handbags at dawn.

 :lol:

Was it bollocks a two footed lunge, I got the ball and you made the most of the follow through.

...and defenders shouldn't be the ones relied upon to provide goals, especially defenders with two right feet.

You're saying a lot that you have 1 right foot, never mind 2.
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Jawesome

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #62 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:32:45 pm »
Gateshead Stadium should be considered.

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #63 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:33:21 pm »
If you gave me enough advance warning I would come over for a game (has to be weekend), got a hamstring strung at the moment but central midfield a la nicky butt for me...

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well...

Only after two-footed lunges, Proph.

And you're prone to missing open goals  :pow:

Handbags at dawn.

 :lol:

Was it bollocks a two footed lunge, I got the ball and you made the most of the follow through.

...and defenders shouldn't be the ones relied upon to provide goals, especially defenders with two right feet.

You're saying a lot that you have 1 right foot, never mind 2.

Your one to talk, remember blazing that beauty of a cross over the bar from a matter of yards. It happens to the best of us...

 :razz:
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #64 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:34:34 pm »
Right, you two are going on the same team. For sure.  :lol: :pow:

Pleased that this is taking off so well.
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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #65 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:36:13 pm »
If you gave me enough advance warning I would come over for a game (has to be weekend), got a hamstring strung at the moment but central midfield a la nicky butt for me...

Wait! Reckless long balls are going to be encouraged? Right, I'm starting as well. F*** you all.

Your prone to the odd tumble in the box as well...

Only after two-footed lunges, Proph.

And you're prone to missing open goals  :pow:

Handbags at dawn.

 :lol:

Was it bollocks a two footed lunge, I got the ball and you made the most of the follow through.

...and defenders shouldn't be the ones relied upon to provide goals, especially defenders with two right feet.

You're saying a lot that you have 1 right foot, never mind 2.

Your one to talk, remember blazing that beauty of a cross over the bar from a matter of yards. It happens to the best of us...

 :razz:

Well you better come to this match if it goes ahead, it'll make me feel good about my footballing ability.

Long balls ahoy, shame Wardy isn't around to shoot from 80 yards.

Pilko: You t**t!  :lol:
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Heneage

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Re: Newcastle-Online Football Match
« Reply #66 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:45:13 pm »
Do we have a keeper?

Whats rough idea of our team gonna look like?

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« Reply #67 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:48:07 pm »
Do we have a keeper?

Whats rough idea of our team gonna look like?

think nufc_kev said he'd play as a goalie, didn't he?

and that's something for when we have more people tbh, might be hard to do now.
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Heneage

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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:51:50 pm »
Do we have a keeper?

Whats rough idea of our team gonna look like?

think nufc_kev said he'd play as a goalie, didn't he?

and that's something for when we have more people tbh, might be hard to do now.

Well are we playing Skunkers ? I mean how many do we have thus far?

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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:52:02 pm »
Northern gimp is a class centreback, big stopping f***er,

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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:52:28 pm »
Northern gimp is a class centreback, big stopping f***er,

His lass says he hasn't got much staying power though.
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:53:49 pm »
Northern gimp is a class centreback, big stopping f***er,

His lass says he hasn't got much staying power though.


i will come on for him near the end.

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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:54:34 pm »
Northern gimp is a class centreback, big stopping f***er,

What the f***, I'm like shola on ket man.


Put me in tho, aint played fo years but would be good fun.  CP40 can play as well as I'd ned  lift  :shifty:

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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:55:49 pm »
If there was mass interest in this, would it be logisitically viable to make this a larger scale and getting, say, 2 hours worth of game time and having 2 11 v 11 matches, an hour each?
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Heneage

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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday 3 December 2008, 08:58:10 pm »
Northern gimp is a class centreback, big stopping f***er,

His lass says he hasn't got much staying power though.
Will you be making an appearance?