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Offline Jamie

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #25 on: Thursday 27 November 2008, 05:59:10 PM »

Middlesbrough v Newcastle 

Newcastle got a wonderful draw at Chelsea last week, while losing at home to Bolton was a major blow for Middlesbrough.

But the formation that Newcastle played last week was something like 1-10-0 and, although it worked because it got them a point at Stamford Bridge, I am not even sure whether they had a shot in anger on goal.

They will have to change that approach at Boro and before the match against Chelsea their form on the road was iffy at best - they have not won away in the league yet.

Boro's defeat last time out means it could be quite a nervy game for both sides but I think they will both get a point out of this one.

Verdict: 1-1


1-10-0...

So we played with no goalkeeper, one defender and ten midfielders? Thick t***.
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Offline Greg

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #26 on: Thursday 15 January 2009, 06:34:16 PM »
SATURDAY

Blackburn v Newcastle

Blackburn v Newcastle

Newcastle are on a bit of a bad trot and they are missing quite a few players at the moment too.

Blackburn are unbeaten so far under Big Sam, he's made a decent start and he's had some time to work with them on the training ground.

Their organisation is already better as is their shape, so I'm going for Blackburn in this one.

Verdict: 2-1

Twunt.

Offline quayside

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #27 on: Thursday 15 January 2009, 07:25:38 PM »
SATURDAY

Blackburn v Newcastle

Blackburn v Newcastle

Newcastle are on a bit of a bad trot and they are missing quite a few players at the moment too.

Blackburn are unbeaten so far under Big Sam, he's made a decent start and he's had some time to work with them on the training ground.

Their organisation is already better as is their shape, so I'm going for Blackburn in this one.

Verdict: 2-1

Twunt.

It pains me to say it but I can't disagree with one word of what Lawro says there.

Offline mattypnufc

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #28 on: Thursday 15 January 2009, 07:50:17 PM »
SATURDAY

Blackburn v Newcastle

Blackburn v Newcastle

Newcastle are on a bit of a bad trot and they are missing quite a few players at the moment too.

Blackburn are unbeaten so far under Big Sam, he's made a decent start and he's had some time to work with them on the training ground.

Their organisation is already better as is their shape, so I'm going for Blackburn in this one.

Verdict: 2-1

Twunt.

He's been wrong pretty much every game this season.

Lets hope he's wrong this weekend.

c***.

Offline AyeDubbleYoo

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #29 on: Thursday 15 January 2009, 10:12:36 PM »
He goes for the home team by one goal nearly every time though, except if it's one of the big 4... I think it's really a computer program that does the predictions!

Offline Mr. Snrub

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #30 on: Thursday 15 January 2009, 10:15:04 PM »
He goes for the home team by one goal nearly every time though, except if it's one of the big 4... I think it's really a computer program that does the predictions!

And he always goes for the big 4 to win 2-0.  3-0 if they're home to a s*** team.

firetotheworks

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #31 on: Friday 16 January 2009, 03:53:31 AM »
I dont like the bloke but all of his predictions with us this season have been very fair. Including this one.

Offline Astroblack

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #32 on: Friday 16 January 2009, 05:14:13 AM »
I dont like the bloke but all of his predictions with us this season have been very fair. Including this one.

This.

Offline oldtype

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #33 on: Friday 16 January 2009, 06:23:52 AM »
Ah shut up you lot. I refuse to be pessimistic in the buildup to a matchday. If we lose, we can all kneejerk after the match.

We're gonna spank them so hard Big Sam will have to use his cry-o-pod!

:nile:

toonlass

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #34 on: Friday 3 April 2009, 09:58:56 AM »
Newcastle v Chelsea

 

With Alan Shearer stepping into the hot seat, it will be like plugging into the national grid at St James' Park, the 52,000 fans will lift the lid off the ground.

In the long run it will be all about the players and how Alan can get them performing. But because of the emotion, the occasion and the importance, I think Newcastle will manage a draw.

Verdict: 1-1

toonlass

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #35 on: Thursday 14 May 2009, 07:02:23 PM »
Newcastle v Fulham


 
I fancy Newcastle to win. I don't think that as a result of the win against Boro, but because they've started to improve as a unit - there's a hunger about them and willingness to chase lost causes. They've also begun to look a little bit better defensively. I know Fulham are chasing the Europa League but I think they'll come up short here.

Verdict: 2-1

Offline Teasy

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #36 on: Thursday 14 May 2009, 07:57:32 PM »
Kiss of death :(
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Offline Fenham Mag

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #37 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 08:14:38 PM »
Aston Villa v Newcastle

I know Newcastle are reliant on other results anyway but I just don't see them getting anything at Villa and staying up. Sorry Alan!

Being relegated would not be the end of the world because it would give them a chance to reorganise things at the club, and let's face it that needs to happen.

You can't go through so many managers in a season because the players don't know what is going on and I just think their buying policy has not been good enough. Relegation will give them a chance to clear the dead wood at the club.

Villa have had a stuttering three months, but overall it's been a good season for Martin O'Neill and they can still finish in fifth place and catch Everton.

Verdict: 2-0

Looks like were down   :rolleyes:
I really like Fenham Mag. Great guy and a very good poster.

Mantis

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #38 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 08:23:46 PM »
2-0 theres a surprise.  It is his favourite scoreline each week when he continues to get things wrong.

Offline Teasy

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #39 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 08:25:50 PM »
Thank f*** for that, I was worried he'd predict a win for us.
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Stephen927

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #40 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 08:27:07 PM »
Not much of a surprise. He was asked the other week before the Boro game whether he thought we would go down and him and Hansen both dodged the question a little bit out of respect for Shearer.

Offline QBG

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #41 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 08:31:19 PM »
That's a good omen every time he predicts us to win we lose and vis versa.

Offline Dave

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #42 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 09:23:42 PM »
He has Hull drawing anyway, so we'd be down even with a draw. Not that his predictions mean a jot.

firetotheworks

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #43 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 10:33:16 PM »
Like I said earlier, his predictions this season with us have always been really well reasoned, again with this one.

Offline afar

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #44 on: Thursday 21 May 2009, 10:41:54 PM »
Yeah I'm not sure I don't agree with his predictions, I can see all 3 games going the way he says.

Offline Teasy

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #45 on: Friday 22 May 2009, 09:57:09 AM »
Like I said earlier, his predictions this season with us have always been really well reasoned, again with this one.

The ones I've seen have been pretty s*** reasoning and they've all ended up wrong as well.  We were going to beat Fulham because we'd started to look much better as a unit and better defensively.. which was nonesense.  Now he can't see us getting anything against Villa because, here's the great reasoning, they've had a good season.. before being s*** for the last 15-20 matches.  Not to mention the likes of the Boro prediction, or Chelsea.
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Offline Mowen

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #46 on: Friday 22 May 2009, 10:29:44 AM »
Is there a mock up of what Lawro's league table would look like?
Under-21 coach David Platt added: "If Shola recognises what he's got, all hell could break loose."

Offline Teasy

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #47 on: Friday 22 May 2009, 10:36:42 AM »
That would be pretty funny, but I don't know of one.  I don't even know how to find all of his past predictions.
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Offline Dave

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #48 on: Friday 22 May 2009, 10:41:55 AM »

Offline Mowen

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #49 on: Friday 22 May 2009, 10:42:49 AM »
Under-21 coach David Platt added: "If Shola recognises what he's got, all hell could break loose."