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elbee909

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« on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:25:31 PM »
Lawro's predictions

By Mark Lawrenson

BBC Sport football 'expert'

SATURDAY

Chelsea v Newcastle

Chelsea have had many players in action across the globe during the week, but they are a team that seem to get the job done with ease.  They are also up against a team who have been struggling on their travels. Comfortable win. 3-0

f*** YOU LAWRO!

Liverpool v Fulham

The problem with Fulham is that they have only been picking up their points at home. This weekend they are up against a team who are playing very well.  Liverpool are doing well across the whole of the team - it's not just Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres producing the goals.  Fulham need to start improving their away form.

Verdict: 2-0

f*** YOU LAWRO!

Man City v Arsenal

The Gunners have to hit back after their Aston Villa loss, but there's no doubting that Arsene Wenger's side is still a very good one.  Manchester City are looking very vulnerable when they haven't got the ball and Arsenal should be able to control this game.  It's also a big pitch at Eastlands, which will help the visitors.

Verdict: 1-2

f*** YOU LAWRO!

Middlesbrough v Bolton

This is a home win for Boro. Like Everton, they are unbeaten in five games, have great competition for places and are still improving.  Bolton's two good wins were followed last week by a defeat to Liverpool and I am a little bit worried about where their goals are coming from.  As long as Boro can deal with the physicalities of Bolton I think they will sneak it.

Verdict: 2-1

f*** YOU LAWRO!

Portsmouth v Hull

Hull have struggled recently - they haven't won a league game for nearly a month - but they had a real go against Manchester City last week.  I like all the positive changes Phil Brown makes during a game though, which are designed to win games.  Portsmouth are slowly but surely getting back on track with Tony Adams in charge. Portsmouth is a really tough place to go and I think they will get the points.

Verdict: 1-0

f*** YOU LAWRO!

Stoke v West Brom

Both teams will be hugely aware that a win will feel like six points because of their lowly position in the table.   The general problem for West Brom is not being able to stop their opponents. I think it will be a draw and that will be frustrating for both teams.

Verdict: 1-1

GUESS WHAT LAWRO?  f*** YOU!

So yeah, so far, he's on a roll.  But wait!

Aston Villa v Man Utd

Aston Villa haven't got a great record against United. As good as their result was last week beating Arsenal, I still fancy United.

And there's also the fact that one or two members of United were getting a rest during the week of international duty.

Verdict: 0-2

f*** YOU TO HELL MARK LAWRENSON! AAAARGH!
« Last Edit: Friday 9 December 2011, 03:58:30 PM by Neil »

Offline Dave

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #1 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:26:09 PM »
:lol:

Offline gray

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #2 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:26:32 PM »
tbf hes been overkind to us most of this season

The Libertine

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #3 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:29:46 PM »
i wouldnt have said much different score-wise, but then again im not being paid s*** loads to have an opinion like he is so  :iamatwat:

Offline olliemort

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #4 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:30:18 PM »
Class  :laugh:

Offline Bad Mongo

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #5 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:36:22 PM »
i wouldnt have said much different score-wise, but then again im not being paid s*** loads to have an opinion like he is so  :iamatwat:

And then again, Lawro isn't paid to give accurate predictions, just to spout some s**** that may spark discussion. If his predictions were much more accurate than random guessing, he wouldn't be doing such a brilliant job.

Offline Neil

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #6 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:50:24 PM »
The OP makes the assumption Lawro has previously known anything useful about football.
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline M4

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #7 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 05:54:15 PM »
Haha, it might be genius :lol:
"He can still tell you every single goal... and his training goals he counts as well. Apparently he's got 6,000 goals."

Offline jake_horne76

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #8 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 06:52:20 PM »
Haha made me laugh

Offline Rob

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« Reply #9 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 06:59:03 PM »
like it  :snod:

JamesyJazz

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #10 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 08:52:37 PM »
Aye,that Lawro mans a total tool.Nice one :laugh2:

Offline Atticus

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #11 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 08:53:21 PM »
0/7 as it stands, then.

elbee909

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« Reply #12 on: Saturday 22 November 2008, 10:21:28 PM »
0/7 as it stands, then.

List updated to reflect this.  With large scrolling text, no less.

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 02:50:07 AM »
Be honest, I bet no-one got more than 2, maybe 3 outcomes correct today.
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Offline BlueStar

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #14 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 08:41:26 AM »
I'm in an I Know The Score prediction league and one of my mates set up a "lawro" account and puts his predictions in every week (banker always on Liverpool if he thinks they'll win, safety on Liverpool if not)

He's actually 3rd in out league of 12 at the moment (though some people seem to have lost interest and stopped doing it).  I'm comfortably above him though with 690 points to his 440.  His predictions this week have landed him -70 points so far :lol:

Offline magpie418

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« Reply #15 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 10:24:26 AM »
Yeah, f*** you cock nose!
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Offline wacko

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« Reply #16 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 04:32:20 PM »
Can't stand the man. Awful gobshite with no clue whatsoever.
Just realized you aren't Dave, dick. Now I gotta actually do s***.

Jawesome

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« Reply #17 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 04:34:01 PM »
He's a total cock like.

Offline spizz energi

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« Reply #18 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 04:54:56 PM »
Lawro you are a f***ing dickwipe.

With love,

Spizz.

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #19 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 05:17:36 PM »
 :iamatwat:

Lawro is a t***
Good things come to those who wait

Heneage

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Re: Laugh at Lawro
« Reply #20 on: Sunday 23 November 2008, 05:52:07 PM »
Should never have sacked him thats when the problems started.

marky555

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« Reply #21 on: Monday 24 November 2008, 11:18:44 PM »
NONE RIGHT THIS WEEK!!! HAHA!

Offline Canuck

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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 03:27:14 PM »
NONE RIGHT THIS WEEK!!! HAHA!

Not true - he guessed the result correctly on the Tottenham win but he got the score wrong.

He's still a t***.

Offline Ritchie

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« Reply #23 on: Thursday 27 November 2008, 04:27:19 PM »

Middlesbrough v Newcastle 

Newcastle got a wonderful draw at Chelsea last week, while losing at home to Bolton was a major blow for Middlesbrough.

But the formation that Newcastle played last week was something like 1-10-0 and, although it worked because it got them a point at Stamford Bridge, I am not even sure whether they had a shot in anger on goal.

They will have to change that approach at Boro and before the match against Chelsea their form on the road was iffy at best - they have not won away in the league yet.

Boro's defeat last time out means it could be quite a nervy game for both sides but I think they will both get a point out of this one.

Verdict: 1-1

Offline Ash

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« Reply #24 on: Thursday 27 November 2008, 04:38:04 PM »

Middlesbrough v Newcastle 

Newcastle got a wonderful draw at Chelsea last week, while losing at home to Bolton was a major blow for Middlesbrough.

But the formation that Newcastle played last week was something like 1-10-0 and, although it worked because it got them a point at Stamford Bridge, I am not even sure whether they had a shot in anger on goal.

They will have to change that approach at Boro and before the match against Chelsea their form on the road was iffy at best - they have not won away in the league yet.

Boro's defeat last time out means it could be quite a nervy game for both sides but I think they will both get a point out of this one.

Verdict: 1-1


1-10-0...

So we played with no goalkeeper, one defender and ten midfielders? Thick t***.
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