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Offline Tooj

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Let's All Do A Bluf
« on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:24:00 PM »


In honour of our favourite Scottishenglishman and his corking photo from earlier on, give us your best Bluf.  :snod:

"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

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Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:25:22 PM »
:lol:

Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:30:37 PM »


:smug:

Offline Cajun

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:31:32 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:32:58 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Offline Cajun

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:33:50 PM »
Longest I have seen your hair you dirty hippy! Starting to look a bit like Keefaz.

Offline Wullie

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:34:32 PM »
:lol:
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Offline Jimburst

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:34:55 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.
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Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:35:12 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.

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Offline Tooj

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:38:14 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.

f***ing jizz-cock. :lol:
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline Nobody

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:39:31 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.
mackems.gif

lankybellwipe

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:45:08 PM »


I'm bluffing!!

 O0

Offline Robster

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:53:57 PM »


I'm bluffing!!

 O0
Looks like your shitting
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
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Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:55:39 PM »
:lol:

Offline Disco

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:56:16 PM »
This thread could easily be retitled to 'pull your best cumface'

Offline Robster

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:01:08 PM »
My effort

" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
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lankybellwipe

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:01:12 PM »


I'm bluffing!!

 O0
Looks like your shitting

I had actually just managed to swallow a decapitated cavemans' head!!

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:10:57 PM »
Is this any way to treat the man you love, Jonny? :hmm:
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
This is what should be done. By one who is skilled in goodness, and who knows the path of peace: Let them be able and upright, straightforward and gentle in speech. Humble and not conceited, contented and easily satisfied. Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways. Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful, not proud and demanding in nature. Let them not do the slightest thing that the wise would later reprove.

Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:13:21 PM »
Distinct lack of Blufs. Come on people!

lankybellwipe

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:16:50 PM »
Distinct lack of Blufs. Come on people!

YEAH! Come on guys!

It's not real man! we're bluffing!!

HA HA.. see what i did there, again!  I used Blufs' name but twisted.......... f*** OFF TIT


Offline Shearergol

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:18:33 PM »

Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:19:25 PM »


You look remarkably similar to Lee Hurst!

Used to love that guy on TTIAO, before it went totally and completely s***.

Offline Shearergol

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:20:34 PM »


You look remarkably similar to Lee Hurst!

Used to love that guy on TTIAO, before it went totally and completely s***.

Is he still alive? Not seen any of his stuff for years now.

Offline Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:25:09 PM »


Had me in tears at the time.

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:26:06 PM »
I looked into the eye of the Island and what I saw was beautiful.