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Offline ElDiablo

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« Reply #50 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 11:35:29 pm »
Actually there's a right s*** Subway (sandwich shop) advert on at the moment with giant walking red onions trying to mug a Subway customer down a back alleyway. Offensively awful.

Reminds me of this.

Offline Allmo

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« Reply #51 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 11:38:34 pm »
Simon Cowells RSPCA advert, for a good cause, but done absolutely terribly.

Offline ChezGiven

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« Reply #52 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 11:46:01 pm »


Best advert ever. "What will you give your old man?"

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #53 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 11:52:21 pm »
Actually there's a right s*** Subway (sandwich shop) advert on at the moment with giant walking red onions trying to mug a Subway customer down a back alleyway. Offensively awful.

Reminds me of this.

Actually, that's a classic advert.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

lankybellwipe

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« Reply #54 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 11:59:03 pm »
Actually there's a right s*** Subway (sandwich shop) advert on at the moment with giant walking red onions trying to mug a Subway customer down a back alleyway. Offensively awful.

Reminds me of this.

Actually, that's a classic advert.


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Offline Disco

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« Reply #55 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 12:12:49 am »
Kandoo, that one with the chinese kid with the stinking s***s is particularly poor.

Any with a celeb endorsement where the celeb clearly wouldn't use said product e.g Vorderman and Farmfoods

Slimfast with the s*** song

Offline La Parka

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« Reply #56 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 12:17:11 am »
"he said he's gonna put me in a cage"

The anger I feel when this comes on reaches epic porportions.
Fkin s***.


Also "its fit" Mazda ad. Pile of s***.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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« Reply #57 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 12:19:11 am »
Vorderman?! Don't even get me started on that cash greedy media whore and her FirstPLUS adverts for debt consolidation loans. Spleen twistingly odious stuff.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Atticus

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« Reply #58 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 12:20:10 am »
Vorderman?! Don't even get me started on that cash greedy media whore and her FirstPLUS adverts for debt consolidation loans. Spleen twistingly odious stuff.

Aye, f***ing hell. Who does she think she is trying to make more money for herself?

Whorebag.

Offline Fugazi

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« Reply #59 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 12:20:10 am »
Those c***ing Corsa ads, the mixture of f***ing Sean Paul and those anoying puppet things, so s****.
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Offline LooneyToonArmy

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« Reply #60 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:50:03 am »
the old Norton Finance one, with that guy who's walking the tightrope and `slips` etc arghh!

Offline Fugazi

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« Reply #61 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 03:04:26 pm »

That insurance(I think)  one where some randomers are jumping over their respective hurdles, and the hurdles that the women are "junmping" over are a few inches off the ground. Then when they're all celebrating at the end, ugh.
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Offline Unlucky Luque

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« Reply #62 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 03:14:12 pm »
"I could save money with confused.com!"

Offline Dr Spectrum

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« Reply #63 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:02:16 pm »
Wallbangers

Offline Mr. Snrub

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« Reply #64 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:08:45 pm »
Moonpig.com is by the far the worst.

Hearing it actually enrages me.

Offline Dr Spectrum

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« Reply #65 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:17:08 pm »
Moonpig.com is by the far the worst.

Hearing it actually enrages me.

Never seen it or heard of it....they mustn't show it in this part of the world. Just looked it up on YouTube...ya, I can see that getting annoying pretty quickly.... :hmm:

The bad jingle ones don't really bother me....I just turn over.

Its the impossibly stupid ones that annoy me. Like the one where the guy is struggling to cut his tiny lawn, gets a big f*** off loan and proceeds to spunk it all on a massive ride-on lawnmower. Thick c***. :rant:. And the "how much we borrowing? 25,000?", as if anyone is that blaze (sp?), and the ones where people get impossibly excited by the most inane things like giant HIGH DEF!!! posters of the Manchester United crest.

I'm offended that fictional people can be so stupid. :huff:

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #66 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:19:56 pm »
What the f*** is Moonpig?

All I can think about is Man Bear Pig.
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Offline Decky

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« Reply #67 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:11:21 pm »

Offline Decky

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« Reply #68 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:14:11 pm »
Actually there's a right s*** Subway (sandwich shop) advert on at the moment with giant walking red onions trying to mug a Subway customer down a back alleyway. Offensively awful.

Reminds me of this.

Thats a legendary advert :lol:

Offline La Parka

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« Reply #69 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 06:31:50 pm »
That f****** cadbury one is s*** too. It got so much praise but it was utter w***.

Offline Mr. Snrub

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« Reply #70 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 06:36:40 pm »
Actually there's a right s*** Subway (sandwich shop) advert on at the moment with giant walking red onions trying to mug a Subway customer down a back alleyway. Offensively awful.

It would be a class advert for magic mushrooms mind.

Walking down the street and next thing you've got 2 massive red onions trying to converse with you.

lankybellwipe

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« Reply #71 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 09:29:48 pm »
If I was to appear in one of those Warburtons adverts, I'd approach "Patrick" and say

"Hey, Pat, Your loaves of bread appear to be the most expensive on the market! If I see you in the pictures, watchin "Dick Turpin" YOU'RE buying the popcorn   :rant:

Offline Rob W

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« Reply #72 on: Saturday 26 January 2008, 03:57:17 pm »
a few years back one of the brewers ran one showing what was a chemical factory - all stainless steel, glass, men in white coats "brewing" their stuff

I mean it was 100% accurate but it was pulled after about 3 days............................ 
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Offline juniatmoko

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« Reply #73 on: Saturday 26 January 2008, 04:07:54 pm »
Chinese Products Commercials..... just not Creative Enough! hey they want everything on Cheap anyway!
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Offline YankeeToon

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« Reply #74 on: Saturday 26 January 2008, 07:39:49 pm »
These Quiznos' Subs commercials are either absolutely brilliant or absolutely god-awful. To this day I'm not sure which, but they always made me laugh when they came on...