Topic: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials

[Dave]

SafeStyle UK (think it's them), old and recent. Someone must think they are funny.
 
Also, any advert (usually local radio in truth) where a voice-over actor tries to imitate some character, or an American.

[Dave]

Notice the size of the people's living rooms on the sofa ads? Have a look next time, they all live in mansions.

[Fugazi]

SafeStyle UK (think it's them), old and recent. Someone must think they are funny.
 
Also, any advert (usually local radio in truth) where a voice-over actor tries to imitate some character, or an American.

f***ing hate local radio ads.

[Shak]

I really hate that Budweiser ad with the guy looking for the GRRRREEEEEAAAARRHHH pub for some reason.

A friend of mine stopped drinking Heineken, his drink of choice for years, solely based on the Memory Hotel ads. How rubbish are they?

[GeordieMessiah]

f***ing hate local radio ads.

f***ing hate local radio.

[ElDiablo]

"Yes, absolutely" ANyone know where that's from?

[lankybellwipe]

"Yes, absolutely" ANyone know where that's from?

its one of those no win no fee ads where the wifey is talkin to the bloke..

[catmag]

"Yes, absolutely" ANyone know where that's from?

Injurylawyers4u

[ElDiablo]

"Yes, absolutely" ANyone know where that's from?

Injurylawyers4u

Tremendous effort. Specially as I couldn't across the forced seriousness.

[ElDiablo]

"Yes, absolutely" ANyone know where that's from?

its one of those no win no fee ads where the wifey is talkin to the bloke..

Kinda, the lie detector one.

[lankybellwipe]

"Yes, absolutely" ANyone know where that's from?

its one of those no win no fee ads where the wifey is talkin to the bloke..

Kinda, the lie detector one.

Wha?  Jeremy Kyle?


Yeeeaaahhhh

"Call my team now, it's 09011, its 30...............50...................60

 

[indi]

Picture loans is the ultimate s*** ad, my blood is boiling just thinking about it!! >

"Oh, well they better not cancel football!"

Oh, well you best shut your f***ing face you f***ing c***!! (I'm sure you'll agree Cat, that in this case that is the only appropriate word) Otherwise I'm going to find out where you live and make a nice pate by stamping on your head until it turns to mush, I don't care if you're only an actor reading lines, the Geneva Convention states that "I was only following orders" is not a valid excuse for this kind of thing, you deserve everything that's coming your way you sickening f***!!

That and any cosmetics ad that mentions "science", they deserve to die also.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

"he said he's gonna put me in a cage"

The anger I feel when this comes on reaches epic porportions.

[lankybellwipe]

Picture loans is the ultimate s*** ad, my blood is boiling just thinking about it!! >

"Oh, well they better not cancel football!"

Oh, well you best shut your f****** face you f****** c***!! (I'm sure you'll agree Cat, that in this case that is the only appropriate word) Otherwise I'm going to find out where you live and make a nice pate by stamping on your head until it turns to mush, I don't care if you're only an actor reading lines, the Geneva Convention states that "I was only following orders" is not a valid excuse for this kind of thing, you deserve everything that's coming your way you sickening f***!!

That and any cosmetics ad that mentions "science", they deserve to die also.

well i'm glad you got THAT off your chest Indi!!

Wanna go in the back yard for a tab?"   

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Picture loans is the ultimate s*** ad, my blood is boiling just thinking about it!! >

"Oh, well they better not cancel football!"

Oh, well you best shut your f****** face you f****** c***!! (I'm sure you'll agree Cat, that in this case that is the only appropriate word) Otherwise I'm going to find out where you live and make a nice pate by stamping on your head until it turns to mush, I don't care if you're only an actor reading lines, the Geneva Convention states that "I was only following orders" is not a valid excuse for this kind of thing, you deserve everything that's coming your way you sickening f***!!

That and any cosmetics ad that mentions "science", they deserve to die also.

That picture loans one I find real patronising for some reason, it makes it worse when the actual advert claims they don't patronise you!

[indi]

Picture loans is the ultimate s*** ad, my blood is boiling just thinking about it!! >

"Oh, well they better not cancel football!"

Oh, well you best shut your f****** face you f****** c***!! (I'm sure you'll agree Cat, that in this case that is the only appropriate word) Otherwise I'm going to find out where you live and make a nice pate by stamping on your head until it turns to mush, I don't care if you're only an actor reading lines, the Geneva Convention states that "I was only following orders" is not a valid excuse for this kind of thing, you deserve everything that's coming your way you sickening f***!!

That and any cosmetics ad that mentions "science", they deserve to die also.

well i'm glad you got THAT off your chest Indi!!

Wanna go in the back yard for a tab?"   

Yeah, man.

[indi]

Picture loans is the ultimate s*** ad, my blood is boiling just thinking about it!! >

"Oh, well they better not cancel football!"

Oh, well you best shut your f****** face you f****** c***!! (I'm sure you'll agree Cat, that in this case that is the only appropriate word) Otherwise I'm going to find out where you live and make a nice pate by stamping on your head until it turns to mush, I don't care if you're only an actor reading lines, the Geneva Convention states that "I was only following orders" is not a valid excuse for this kind of thing, you deserve everything that's coming your way you sickening f***!!

That and any cosmetics ad that mentions "science", they deserve to die also.

That picture loans one I find real patronising for some reason, it makes it worse when the actual advert claims they don't patronise you!

That'll be because it is utterly patronising, maybe?

[Keefaz]

I like the way the chap turns to his missus and goes, 'How much do we want to loan again? Oh, that's right, fifteen thousand pounds.'

[The Libertine]

adverts are such a waste of time in general. ive probably seen thousands and thousands of adverts in my time and i cant remember ever thinking "oh, that looks good, i'll just run out and buy one!!11!" if they must be on, at least put them on AFTER the thing im watching, not during. complete s***.

and in the context of the thread, everyone of them. ban them all.

[madras]

adverts are such a waste of time in general. ive probably seen thousands and thousands of adverts in my time and i cant remember ever thinking "oh, that looks good, i'll just run out and buy one!!11!" if they must be on, at least put them on AFTER the thing im watching, not during. complete s***.

and in the context of the thread, everyone of them. ban them all.

thats what you think

[Nate]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wiwmYjk9ARA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8&

 

[lankybellwipe]

I like the way the chap turns to his missus and goes, 'How much do we want to loan again? Oh, that's right, fifteen thousand pounds.'

"te.........  te.........  tell you what! tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds!"

[Mike]

Masterclass of subtlety here. This commercial is like someone tapping you constantly on the shoulder.

[GeordieMessiah]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wiwmYjk9ARA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8&

 

"Whoopdedoo Apples and Pears..."

"Poor man's Neil Morrissey"

Gotta love Brooker.

[GeordieMessiah]

Actually there's a right s*** Subway (sandwich shop) advert on at the moment with giant walking red onions trying to mug a Subway customer down a back alleyway. Offensively awful.